Wow

Dislaimer: I do not own any of the characters here. I'd like to, but I don't.
A/N: This is my first shotan San SVU fic, so reviews are more than welcome. I know this would never, ever happen, but we can all dream right?


Three detectives sat at in Melony's, two of which had already had way too much to drink and both of them giggling like fools at nothing in particular. Olivia had already had somewhere close to six shots of Jack Daniel's and three beers, while the Fin was working his tenth shot of rum. The only one sober in the group couldn't help but shake his head as tw his his best friends. He'd never seen them laugh so much, and for that matter, he'd never seen them so drunk.

"All right, I think the two of you have had enough," John said, with a hand on each of their shoulders. They just looked at him like he was an alien asking them to go for a ride on hpacepaceship.

"Since when does your bony ass tell me when I've had too much?" Fin asked trying to look serious and not succeeding. Olivia grabbed Fin's arm and doubled over with laughter. "Oh God, maybe you're right John," she said as she tried to get off the barstool. She failed miserably and ended up on the floor at John's feet to her and Fin's amusement. John just shook his head and reached down to grab her arm and help her up. "Do I need to call Elliot to come and help me with you?"

She managed to roll her eyes, "Hell no. What's he got to do with this?" Fin tried to get off his barstool, and unlike Olivia he managed to without falling. "He's the only one that can ever do anything with you," John answered truthfully. Fin walked up behind Olivia and grabbed her around the waist, "Not true. I could do something with her." Olivia laughed at this and Fin joined in her laughter, while John didn't think it was too funny. He and Fin had recently started a "relationship" and he was a bit jealous to hear him say that, though he could see why.

"Ok, come on you two," John told them, grabbing them and dragging them out of the bar. He managed to finally get them in car, even though Fin and Olivia had insisted on sitting in the backseat together. They laughed and teased each other and John all the way to his apartment.

He finally got them upstairs and inside without anyone else falling, though they never stopped laughing. "Ok, Olivia you want to sleep on the couch? You damn sure aren't going home by yourself like this," John asked her and she managed to nod. "Aw, come on, man. We're not ready for sleep yet," Fin said grinning mischievously. He put an arm around John's neck and pulled him down, kissing him hard. John didn't resist, but he did break it off quickly, remembering that Olivia was in the room. Nobody knew about them yet, and he wasn't sure he wanted anyone to, especially since it could jeopardize their careers.

" you you are going to sleep now," John said, more of a command than a statement. Fin just smiled and said, "Oooh, I love it when you go all dictator on me." Olivia just sat on the couch, watching the two amused. She was far to drunk to realize what she was watching. "Oh, come on guys, I am getting jealous over here," she whined from her spot on the couch.

"Oh God," John sighed as he started to remember the affect that alcohol had on some people. He knew this was going to be a long night. Fin turned to look at Olivia, he gave her the same smile he had just given John, and John quickly realized what that meant as Fin walked over to her. "No, Fin. No way," he said as he grabbed Fin's arm to stop him. "Relax, I got enough lovin' to go around," Fin told him and of course, Olivia found this hysterical while John was somewhat less than amused.

Before John could react, Fin pulled away from him and sat down next to Olivia. John gasped in shock as Fin grabbed her face and pulled her into a kiss. John felt a stab of jealousy, as he watched the two, but it quickly turned into something else. Something worse, actually. Fin and Olivia's tongues were dancing inside their mouths. Tasting the alcohol on each other as their hands explored. John gasped as he saw Fin's hands grab Olivia's ass and squeeze it hard. Olivia was too drunk to really grasp what was going on, all she could think about was how good it felt. Fin was having the same train of thought as arousal quickly took over his brain.

"Stop, you two. You're drunk. You don't know what you're doing," he said in a voice he didn't even recognize. It was like one of his fantasies playing out right in front of him, but he was smart enough to know that was a road that he wasn't taking. At least not with them like this.

They finally managed to break apart from each other and looked over at John, smiling wickedly. John could see the lust evident in their expressions and in their eyes. Just seeing that look on their faces and hearing them breathing hard was enough to start his blood racing. He shook his head to regather his thoughts, then he quickly walked across the room and grabbed Fin's arm. He managed to drag him into the bedroom before Fin had a chance to react.

"You, don't move," John told him as he grabbed a pillow and blanket from the closet. He took them out to Olivia and gave her the same instructions. Olivia nodded, still smiling and managed to arrange everything on the couch and lay down. John returned to his room to find Fin already in bed, appearing to be asleep.

"Thank God," he whispered as he climbed into bed. He decided to just sleep in his clothes since Olivia was in the next room and God only knew what could happen. He was exhausted and fell asleep in a matter of minutes.

He was en aen about an hour later by moaning and groaning coming from the bathroom. He realized the bed was empty and he panicked. "Oh God, I know they are not-" he said as he stumbled into the bathroom. He didn't fihat hat he was expecting though. Instead, he found his two friends laying on the bathroom floor looking like they'd been run over. He realized they'd probably just thrown up every bit of alcohol that was in their system.

He helped Fin off the floor and wiped his face off with a damp washcloth. He even got Fin to strip down to his boxers and get in bed. He did the same with Olivia, but when he went to lay her down on the couch, she protested, "I want to sleep with you two." When she noticed the look on his face she added, "I'll be good. I promise." He couldn't say know to her when she looked so pitiful, so he led her back to the bedroom and gave her a t-shirt and shorts to sleep ihe the took them andt ant and changed in the bathroom. When she returned, she laid down in by Fin. John figured he might as well change clothes, too. So, he changed into shorts and a t-shirt and climbed in next to Olivia.

Olivia woke up just a few hours later to feeling of a hand on her thigh. She didn't open her eyes until she felt fingertips gently sliding up her leg. When she did open her eyes, she saw Fin laying on his side facing her and she realized that John was spooned against her back. When saw that her eyes were open, he smiled at her and his fingertips continued their ascension.

"Fin?" she whispered so as not to wake John up. She was a lot more sober now after throwing up and sleeping for a few hours. "Hmm?" he answered, never stopping his hand which was now tracing circles on her stomach that was exposed from her shirt riding up. "Are you still drunk?" she whispered back. "Hell no," he answered and smiled reassuringly, still tracing circles. "Good," she answered, smiling back at him.

She sighed as he circled began to move lower until they were at the waistband of her shorts. He looked at her for approval and when she nodded at him, his hand slid under pants and her panties. He teased her by moving his hand extremely slowly down before his finger finally came in contact with her. She gasped sharply as he massaged her bundle of nerves with his finger. His finger never stopped moving as he leaned over and kissed her. She welcomed the kiss happily and opened her mouth just enough for his tongue to slip inside.

She moaned into his mouth as his finger began moving in faster circles. Then, all movements stopped when John moved behind her. They broke off the kiss and just looked at each other. Both afraid that John was going to make them stop, but also a bit anxious to see exactly what he would say.

To their surprise he didn't say anything at all. He slowly began placing kisses down Olivia's neck and she moved her head back giving him full access. "So, are you sure that you're both sober now?" he said into her neck, never stopping what he was doing. "Oh God, I've never been more sober," Olivia said through several deep breaths. Fin smiled and began moving his finger in circles again, causing several moans from Olivia. "Me too," he answered.

Fin took his hand out of Olivia's pants and rolled her over gently until she was on her back. John slid back a little, giving her room to lay down. Fin moved over her and straddled her hips as he leaned down and kissed her again, this time with even more lust in it. John didn't hesitate to lean up and place several kisses across Fin's neck, making him the one moaning this time. Olivia could feel Fin's growing hardness pressing into her stomach and she reached down to rub him through his boxers.

He broke off the kiss and sat up a little bit, gasping for air at the feel of Olivia's hand on him and John's lips still on his neck. Fin, decided he'd been teased enough, reached down to pull Olivia's shirt over her head. When it was off, he tossed it aside and looked down at her admiringly. He moved down to kiss his way down her body. When he got down to her stomach, he slid his fingers inside the waistband of her pants and tugged them down swiftly.

Both men were stunned into silence as they took in Olivia now laying before them in nothing but a red lace thong and matching bra. They'd both always thought that she was beautiful, but there wasn't even words to describe how she looked now.

Fin kissed his way up her body, while Olivia and John were kissing almost as passionately as her and Fin had. Fin reached under her back and quickly unhooked her bra while her and John never broke away from each other. When the bra was off, Fin moved down to kiss and bite his way around her breast. When he finally took her nipple in his mouth, he felt her back arch and could hear her moaning into John's mouth. He gently sucked and nibbled on it, then repeated it on the other nipple.

John had moved from her lips down to her neck once again and starting kissing on it. When he grazed his teeth across the tender skin, she moaned louder and her back arched again. She inhaled sharply as she felt Fin's lips on her inner thighs and his fingers sliding her thong off. John's teeth and lips stayed planted on her neck and working down to her collarbone as Fin tossed the thong across the room, with the rest of her clothes.

He began kissing her inner thighs again, this time nibbling softly as he worked his way up and to the very spot that she wanted him. John's hand massaged her breasts and rubbed her nipples while his mouth covered hers in a kiss. Their tongues were swirling around each others when shet Fit Fin's tongue hit her. She moaned and writhed beneath the two as he tongue darted across her. When she finally decided that she would burst if she didn't have one of the two men inside her she said, "Ok, that's it. Not that I am not loving this, but I am going to explode in about 3 seconds." Both men chuckled and shared glances. John nodded slightly and Fin took that as a 'go ahead'.

He slid off his boxers and moved on top of Olivia so that he covered her. He positioned himself at her entrance and looked straight into her eyes as he pushed inside. She sighed and wrapped her hands around his neck as he filled her. They forgot about John for a moment as they got lost in each other. When Olivia remembered him, she reached over and slid her hands inside his boxers. She began stroking him as Fin continued thrusting inside her.

When Fin saw what she was doing to John, he began thrusting even faster, more overcome with passion than he ever had been. He covered her mouth with a hungry kiss and mimicked his movements with his tongue, thrusting it into her mouth. As Fin moved harder and faster inside her, so did her hand on John. They were soon all three moaning and gasping for air and could all feel their orgasms building up fast. Normally, Fin could go for hours, but with everything that was going on, it didn't take long before he felt the pressure building up.

"Oh, Fin...John," Olivia moaned as pleasure seized her body and took control of it. Fin was right behind her as he felt her walls tightening around him. When John heard the moans from the two that were obviously climaxing, he came also, spilling all over Olivia's hand and his shorts.

They all laid there panting before any of them could speak. Fin finally panted out, "Oh...Olivia...I...um...wow..." He pulled out of her and rolled over beside her, looking at her intently. "Yeah...wow," she said, returning his gaze. John smiled at the looks on the faces of the two people he cared about more than anything. This was definitely the strangest relationship he'd ever been in, but it was also without a doubt the best.

They snuggled against each other fell asleep quickly, only to repeat the process over several times the next day.