Death of a Buy More Salesman

The death of a buy more salesmen

AN: Big thanks to my dad for giving me the idea. Lol now enjoy! Rated M for blood and gore..


Casey was pissed..No wait he was furious! And it was all because of these two nimrods that had dragged him to one of thier concerts. Ugh the fact that they overheard Morgan telling Casey to 'chill out' while they were on the floor, just made him even more furious At the moment they were on stage singing their little hearts out. But unfortantly the place was nearly empty. Casey was sitting in a chair listening to them while grinding his teeth. Oh he could leave them here, but he got other plans for them as he ordered another round of beer with an added ingredient .....

"Ugh what the hell happened lastnight! Ugh..my head..Man should never have challanged Casey to a drink off...Ugh where are we? Jeff are you here?" Yelled Lester

"Ugh yes i am but do you have to be so loud Lester? Hey why am i hanging upside down?" Asked Jeff

"No clue buddy. Hm why am i tied to a chair?" Asked Lester

"Ill answser those questions." Said a figure

Lester looks over to right to stare at the figure. He couldnt make out who it was. He just stared daggers at the person.

"Who are you and where is Casey!" Yelled Lester

"WHo do you think it is nimrods!" Yelled Casey as he comes into the light wearing a white lab coat. Lester starts to sense something wrong so he starts to shake. Jeff sees this and looks at Casey with a look of well its hard to say with all the blood flowing to his head but if looks could kill. Lester stopped shaking and looks up at Casey.

"What are you gonna do to us? Is this come kind of Hazing to get us into your little group with Chuck, Sarah, Morgan and you? Well we dont want in your little club so let us go!" Yelled Lester

"No. This is no hazing to join us. This is just something fun to do to pass the time and hopefully see how much you guys can take." Said Casey

"Well sorry but i dont swing that way, Jeff might but not me! Stay away from my ass" Yelled Lester

"Ewww never knew you swang that way Casey. No wonder Morgan and Chuck kept you on at the Buy More. But I dont like you that way so if you could just let us go and we will forget everything that has happened today." Said Jeff hopefully

"Once again you nimrods took it the wrong way. You are never getting out of here and i am not gay. So for now im gonna tape your mouth shut and you are gonna watch and listen." Said Casey as he takes two long pair of socks and stuffed them in their mouths.

Both Lester and Jeft started to Squirm. Casey slowly turns to the table in the left. He lifts the tray and on the tray were a couple of long knifes, a couple of guns, a poker, a branding iron, matches, a machete, and various other toture devices. Jeff and Lester see those and their eyes get wide and they both squirm. Casey turns to them with a sadistic grin on his face. At this moment you can smell Jeffs oder all over the room and then the smell of urine. Casey pics up the longest knife he had and slowly turns to Jeff with it. Jeff starts to strugle even more. Casey grabbed a hold of his leg to hold him still. He took the knife and slowly sliced open Jeff's right pants leg. Once the skin was revealed, He takes the knife and sliced open Jeff's leg. Jeff screamed into the cloth in his mouth while Lester turns around not to look and to stop himself from vomiting. Casey turns around to face Lester. He walks over to him and turns his head to face Casey. Then he takes the knife and puts it against his neck and makes him watch the blood pour from Jeff;s leg onto his face and hear every scream Jeff lets out. Lester gulps and casey grins.

"Well Lester care to join Jeff?" Asks Casey

"Lester gulps again and turns to Casey. Casey takes the knife and slowly slices his neck. Lester screams. Casey then lets go of Lesters head and walks back to the table. He then picks up a branding iron with the Initials JC on them and slowly turns back to Lester. He smirks then puts the branding iron into the fire and waits. At this moment jeff is making a sound like he is choaking on his own blood. Lester is gasping for breath. Casey then turns around with the hot branding iron and slowly walks to Lester. Lesters eyes get wide and he gasps. Casey grabs his arm and sticks the branding iron on lesters arm. Lester Screams and screams. Casey then lifts the branding iron and takes the knife and cuts right across the mark. Lester by this time passes out. Casey not wanting to end this, slaps Lester across the face a couple of times before giving up on Lester and moving on to Jeff. Jeff notices this and struggles. Casey grabs his other leg and opens the pants on the left side and branded him there. jeff struggles and starts to cry. Casey just kicked him in the head just before slicing open the mark. Jeff too faints. Casey, who by this time was bored with the toture, takes out two MM hand guns and shoots both of them in the head. Once they stop shaking he unties them and cuts them up into little pieces and throwing them into the fire.


AN: Well uh...something totally different then what im used too but it was kinda fun writing this. Yes i know Casey wouldnt prolong this but i thought it would be fun. So yea! lol hope you enjoyed it! :D