of hot tubs and weevils

this is just a short oneshot that i wrote because i made a little jack and ianto sim family and they were in the hot tub and a plot bunny was born and latched on tightly! hope you enjoy!


"Aren't we supposed to be chasing them?" Ianto Jones panted as he and Jack ran full speed down the road. Jack had decided that it had been too long since they went weevil hunting together and so they had wandered through the back streets of Cardiff for a while only to find a few more than they were prepared for when they stumbled across a nest of sorts.

The weevils had immediately given chase which is what prompted Ianto to ask his question, albeit a rather sarcastic one.

Jack barked out a laugh, amused at Ianto's sarcastic humour. "You can turn round and attempt to chase them if you really must but in my opinion, I like you better in one piece.

Ianto spared a glance behind them as Jack once again, tried to get through to the hub. "I told you sir, the heavy storm brewing has messed with the connections. Until it's over we're going to have to face the fact that we can't get through."

"What storm? It's not even rain-"

A low rumble of thunder was the only warning they had before the heavens opened and a torrent of rain hit them. "-ing" Jack finished his sentance with a sigh of disbelief. "I swear, the gods just wait for somebody to say that."

And as if the god's had heard him and wanted to make them suffer even more, both men heard the sound of the weevils catching up to them. Making a quick decision, Jack opened the nearest gate and dragged Ianto through it, elicting a sqeak of suprise from the younger man as his favourite suit got manhandled.

Looking round, Ianto let out a long suffering sigh. "We can't hide in someone's garden Jack, it's illegal."

"How can hiding from aliens be illegal?"

"Not the hiding part sir, the tresspassing part."

"Oh well, as long as we're quiet, they'll never know" Jack flashed him the infamous Harkness grin that always left everybody swooning, and Ianto felt his resolve starting to weaken.

"Fine, but if we get caught then you better be able to get both of us out of trouble."

"I've told you before, with a dashing hero like me in charge, you've got nothing to worry about."

Ianto had to resist the urge to roll his eyes, Jack really could be so arrogant sometimes. It was a good job he had enough charm to counteract it or Ianto was sure that the team wouldn't have put up with him for so long.

"Whatever you say sir." He responded dryly. "Do you actually have a plan, or was dragging me into some strangers garden the extent of it?"

"Well, I hadn't actually thought that far ahead." Jack admitted sheepishly.

"Brilliant. It's a good job I'm wearing my 'dry clean only' suit then isn't it." Ianto said sarcastically, turning his face up to the heavy pouring rain.

"Oh hey look, they've got a hot tub, I love these things. There's something really sexy about them."

"You find EVERYTHING sexy, Jack. You even found that two headed, purple skinned alien with tentacles, sexy."

"Well, he was. Can you imagine what those tentacles could do if.."

"JACK. I don't want to know, keep things like that to yourself please."

"Fine. Spoilsport. Humans are so uptight about having sex with different species."

"That's probably because it's illegal to have sex with a different species." Ianto sighed. He found himself sighing a lot when he was near Jack, and not in a romance novel, make love to me now kind of way. Well, not all the time anyway.

He wandered over to where Jack was standing trailing his fingers through the water in the hot tub. "So what do we do now?"

"Well, we can't leave here just yet because of the weevils, we're all alone and we have a hot tub ready for use..." Jack left the rest of his sentance unspoken, eyeing Ianto's rain soaked form lustfully.

"Don't even think about it. I'm not having sex with you in some strangers hot tub when we're not even supposed to be here in the first place."

Jack took a step forward, wrapping his arms round Ianto's waist and pulling him close. "But think about it, it's the perfect place to hide because if we just stand here and the owners look out the window they're going to see us, but they'd have to be looking pretty closely to manage to see us in there."

As much as he hated to admit it, Jack was right. All of the small garden could be seen easily from the window but the hot tub had a lattice style fencing round it which would make it very difficult for anyone to see through, especially in the dark.

"Fine. I'll get in it with you but we're not doing anything. Why are you taking off your clothes?"

"I'm not getting into a hot tub fully clothed, my coat will get wet."

"We're in the middle of a torrential downpour, your coat is already wet." Now completely naked, Jack climbed into the hot tub and moved over to where Ianto was leaning against the side, looking around nervously as if he expected the owner to run out brandishing a gun and a homophobic banner of some kind.

Moving quickly Jack stood up, placing one hand over Ianto's mouth and the other one round his waist and pulled him into the tub fully clothed, thankful that his hand muffled the shouted cursing that Ianto was currently doing.

When he felt it was finally safe for him to remove his hand, he started peeling off Ianto's suit jacket and shirt, ignoring the ranting welshman's verbal abuse.

"I can't believe you did that Jack. This is my favourite suit and now it's ruined. And how am I supposed to get back to the hub? There's no way that my clothes will go back on now."

The last comment made Jack look up with a smirk on his face and a sexually explict comment on his lips but one look at Ianto's incredibly pissed off (but very sexy) face and he thought twice about saying anything.

Turning his attention to Ianto's trousers and shoes instead, Jack let his lover release all his anger. "I'll lend you my coat, don't worry. Just relax Yan, you get stressed far too much for someone of your age. You should be worrying about when the next party is or if the cute girl next door is single, not about whether aliens are attacking or if the world is ending."

That was it. That was what made Ianto's anger disappear as quickly as if it had never been there. The tone in Jack's voice, the one that was guilt, resignation and weariness all in one.

He hated that tone, it meant that Jack was blaming himself for something, usually something that wasn't even his fault, like Ianto being in Torchwood. He appreciated that Jack wanted him to have a normal life like every other young guy on the planet but he didn't seem to understand that Ianto chose to live his life that way and wouldn't change it for the world. Especially now that he had Jack.

Jack was leaning over the side of the hot tub, placing Ianto's clothes neatly on the grass for him, when his arm was grabbed and he was gently turned round and pulled into a firm kiss.

"I choose to be here and I'm not leaving any time soon so stop with the guilt trip." Ianto mumbled against his lips, smiling when Jack let a out a breathy chuckle.

"Just as well really, I think we'd all die from caffine withdrawal if you ever left!"

"Is that all you'd miss about me then?" Ianto asked, only half joking.

"No. It wouldn't even be the sex I missed most either." It was the closest he'd ever come to admitting his love for the younger man and the importance of the statement wasn't lost on Ianto.

"Me neither." He whispered, claiming Jacks lips again, this time letting the passion and emotions in him bleed into the kiss. He wasn't aware that they were moving until his back hit the edge of the tub and Jack's body was pressing firmly against him.

Jack starting placing kisses down his neck and he instinctively moved his head to the side to give him more access until he realised what they were doing. "Jack, stop. We can't do this here."

"Why not? Come on Yan, how am I supposed to resist you like this, all wet and flushed and hard."

At the last word, Jack rolled his hips into Ianto's causing choked gasps of pleasure from both of them.

"Damn it Jack, How come we always end up having sex in public places?" Ianto moaned as Jack continued to rub against him.

"Because, deep down you like the thrill of knowing that we could get caught at any time." Jack's deep voice filled his ear as the Captain bit down gently on his earlobe.

"No, that's more your kind of thing." He gasped out as Jack's hands roamed down his back to cup his ass, sliding a finger inside of him as the water made it slightly easier.

"Are you saying that you're not enjoying this?!" Jack was teasing him now, adding another finger, scissoring them inside him and placing little bites along his neck and chest. "You want me to stop?!"

"No, god Jack, don't ever stop. I need you." Ianto used to think he was above begging, that he wouldn't do it for anyone. That was before he met Captain Jack Harkness. Now he didn't care how much he had to beg as long as he got to feel Jack inside him, fucking him, loving him.

Using the rim of the hot tub, Ianto pulled himself up enough to wrap his legs round Jack's slim waist, Muffling a groan into his shoulder as he was lowered onto Jack's erection.Both men remained still for a few moments, knowing that if they didn't it would be over before it began.

Waiting for a sign of consent, Jack waited patiently for Ianto to get used to the feeling of him inside him. He started to move, slowly at first but getting harder and faster as Ianto clawed at his back with blunt nails, his head tipped back as moans left his elegant throat.

Jack knew he should be quieting Ianto so they didn't get caught but the sight of the studious, neat welshman coming undone because of him was something he couldn't give up. He angled his thrusts suddenly, making sure to hit his prostate and pressed their bodies even closer together so that Iano's cock was getting the friction every time they moved.

Crushing their lips together Ianto started pushing back against Jack's thrusts knowing that he wouldn't last long. The feeling of Jack hitting his prostate every time, the smell that was so uniquely him and the feeling of Jack's hand that now wrapped itself around his aching cock, stroking it firmly was all too much and he practically howled his release as water splashed over the edge of the hot tub mingling with the still falling rain.

It didn't take long for Jack to follow him, the captain pulling him into a kiss to somother his own yell of ecstasy. Pulling out of him quicker than he normally would any other time, Jack pulled himself up to sit on the edge of the hot tub before his legs gave out. He didn't think Ianto would be too happy if he drowned and died straight after sex.

They both sat there for a few minutes getting their breath back as the rain started to ease off. "See that wasn't so bad." Jack grinned. "The weevils are gone, we didn't have to use retcon on anyone and the rains stopping."

"Fine, your plan was flawless as usual sir." Ianto said, grinning back. "But can we get back to the hub now before we both get hypothermia?"

Laughing, Jack helped Ianto down from the tub and handed him his coat as Ianto's suit was now just a dripping mass of fabric. He was just mentally congratulating himself on a plan well done when.....

"OI, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING IN MY GARDEN, NAKED?"

Oh shit. "Looks like we might need that retcon after all."

When Ianto just gave him the deadliest glare he'd ever seen on a human being, Jack sighed. It was gonna be a long night.