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Dancing Swords

By: Hetrah
folder 1 through F › Bones
Rating: Adult +
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Disclaimer: I do not own Bones, Buffy, or Angel, and I make no claim towards the contrary. I make no money from the writing of this story and make no claim towards the contrary.

Dancing Swords

Pairing: Zack/OFC (Katie), Booth/Bones, Angela/Hodgins, Spander.

Note: Part of Angel's reward was not only a new life as a human, his sister was returned to him, Connor had another chance at like...as Parker.

Part One: She Is...

Angel felt like beating his head on the table when his phone rang, the ring tone was 'Go Girl' by Pitbull, meaning that it could only be one person: Katie. Bones' brows furrowed at him in confusion when he answered the phone.

"What?" He growled out.
Angela snickered softly when a female voice, with a full rolling Irish brogue, said 'Gee, Liam, I love you too'. She looked over at her friend and mouthed 'Little sister'.

"WHAT!?"
Angela, Cam, Hodgins, Zack, and Bones flinched at the yell.

"You tell that no good," Angel paced the lab.
The team watched him, hearing an eerie growl rising from his chest, a flicker of gold in his eyes, and a brogue to match the girl's coming from the man they called Booth.

"You tell those no good, useless, Watcher-wannabes that if they even THINK about mentioning Bones, Parker..." Angel kicked at one of the railings, the piece he kicked flying across the room after been wrenched from the main railing with a loud creak.
To the others, it looked like he was waiting for something.

"You even THINK about touching ANY of them, Ripper, and I will forget the promise that I made to the Powers. I will hunt ALL of you down and make what I USED to do look like a SpongeBob cartoon..." He sighed, "yes, Ripper, I know what Spongebob is."
Giles sighed.

"Buffy is convinced, Angel," The Watcher sighed, "I barely got there in time to keep her from killing Katie..."
"WHAT!?" He yelled again.
He had become like a circus attraction to the Squints and other people at the Jeffersonian. Hodgins was taking bets on what he'd break next.

"I'm sending Katie, along with Andrew, Rona, Vi, and Faith, to DC," Giles told the former Vampire, "Katie said something about her online boyfriend working at the Jeffersonian."
Angel went deathly silent, then rounded on the Squints. None of them could figure out who he was glaring at until they heard Zack 'eep'.

"Tell Katie that when she gets here, she'll be going to his funeral," He hung up the cell and tossed it to one of the security guards.
Zack hid behind Hodgins, the gold flash back in Booth's eyes. Giles hung up, wishing that Angel would have let him finish.

"...courtesy of Air Willow..."
But when the group *pooft* into the room, they were greeted with Angel screaming promises of death at someone. Willow snorted in laughter when she saw Angel chasing some kid around the room, at least until the 'kid' hid behind her and the Slayers and Katie.

"Willow," Angel growled out, "I need to KILL my sister's boyfriend, if you don't mind."
Willow rolled her eyes, "See this," she pointed to her face, "resolve face. No killing Katie's boyfriend until AFTER the shovel speech."