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1 through F › Doctor Who
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,341
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Dr. Who, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Talking To Themselves
TALKING TO THEMSELVES
BY JOXIE
Title : Talking To Themselves
Author : Joxie
Pairing : Doctor(10)/Human Doctor(10)/Orlando Bloom
Rating : R
Authors Notes : Post Journey’s End so mild spoilers, extremely silly DW crossover not to be taken seriously
Summary : The Doctor’s well….. Find consolation.
Disclaimer : Complete cobblers I own nothing And Make No Money From My Writing.
KEY
//DOCTOR 10//
“HUMAN DOCTOR 10”
*ROSE*
#PETER JACKSON#
-ORLANDO BLOOM-
+JACK+
TALKING TO THEMSELVES
BY JOXIE
“You shouldn’t be here”
//The story of our lives//
“Your life”
//Our life//
“If you say so”
//Thought you’d have a couple of kids by now//
“I wasn’t alien enough for her; she married a Torchwood executive last year”
//What, what, what?//
“We say that a lot don’t we?”
//But her me, I gave myself to her//
“I wasn’t her Doctor”
//Would you like to be mine?//
“A touch narcissistic aren’t we?”
//I only deserve the best//
“We do at that, where is our true mistress?”
//Safely parked, I’ve got a gift for you//
“You shouldn’t have, wow baby I’ve missed you!”
//Its only a sonic screwdriver there’s no need to kiss it//
“That’s what you think”
//Are you ready?//
“Just a moment”
//Now?//
“Yep”
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
“Rose put him down you know where he’s been”
//Ha ha//
*I knew you’d come back for me Doctor, I love you*
“No you don’t”
//No you don’t//
*Shut up*
//Charming I travel through time and space just to be yelled at//
*Not you Doctor him*
//Who?//
*Your…. Double*
//I left him in your care and now I’m taking him back//
*But Doctor you’re my one true love*
“Plan B?”
//Run!//
“Have we lost her?”
//Think so now lets get to the Tardis//
“Honey I’m home”
//She’s been sulking ever since I left you here//
“Love the new screen, hey there’s Rose”
//She can’t get in here I’ve changed the lock//
“Should she be licking the Tardis like that?”
//Mm might take the paint off hang on I’ll just get things moving//
“You could say she has rose to the occasion”
//Wonder if she’ll hang on like Jack did, lets find out//
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
“Blimey bit of a rough landing, where are we?”
//Earth 2000ish New Zealand, come on blue skies pleasant company and me//
“It’s never that easy”
//Where’s your sense of adventure?//
“Not there so let go”
//Don’t kid a kidder//
“Look she left claw marks”
//She always was careless//
#You’ve ruined my shot and the lights going#
“Tomorrow’s another day Scarlet”
//What my friend means is sorry and I’m the Doctor//
“As am I”
//And this is my trusty companion John Smith//
#How did you get on my set, security! #
//No it can’t be this is fantastic Mr Jackson I love your trilogy, Lord Of The Rings fabulous you deserve everyone of those Oscar’s. Now where’s Orlando?//
“There he is got anything shiny?”
-Hi what’s up?-
//Would you like to see inside my Tardis?//
-Wow man a Tardis? What’s that slang for?-
#Orlando you’re still working#
“It’ll only take a moment, follow the shiny Orli”
-Wowee this is just too much, cool man cool-
//How do you feel about sandwiches?//
-Love’m, hi guys I didn’t mean eek! Do that again…yeah..-
They took Orlando all over the universe and all through the ages. Living happily ever after much to the envy of all who met them.
And that is how the Doctor’s remembered to forget what’s her name.
THE SILLY SEQUEL
BY JOXIE
+Oh pretty can I touch?+
“Leave his joy stick alone Jack”
+Does he usually go naked in the Tardis or is this my lucky day?+
//He’s just naturally uninhibited//
+You know what I think I’ll join him+
-Oh!-
+Wanna dance Orli?+
-There’s no music-
+Baby we can make our own+
“No dancing”
+Don’t be selfish Doctor’s share the love a little+
//For the final time you can’t touch him Jack//
“He’s our consolation in a cold cruel universe”
+Go on just a suck+
“Not even a lick”
-Yummy-
//Orli!//
-Slurp, lick, nibble-
//Don’t just stand there Jack do something, not that! Sweet Tardis blue just look at them, John?//
“……”
//Oh what the hell me to, here I come ready or not!//
THE END
BY JOXIE
Title : Talking To Themselves
Author : Joxie
Pairing : Doctor(10)/Human Doctor(10)/Orlando Bloom
Rating : R
Authors Notes : Post Journey’s End so mild spoilers, extremely silly DW crossover not to be taken seriously
Summary : The Doctor’s well….. Find consolation.
Disclaimer : Complete cobblers I own nothing And Make No Money From My Writing.
KEY
//DOCTOR 10//
“HUMAN DOCTOR 10”
*ROSE*
#PETER JACKSON#
-ORLANDO BLOOM-
+JACK+
TALKING TO THEMSELVES
BY JOXIE
“You shouldn’t be here”
//The story of our lives//
“Your life”
//Our life//
“If you say so”
//Thought you’d have a couple of kids by now//
“I wasn’t alien enough for her; she married a Torchwood executive last year”
//What, what, what?//
“We say that a lot don’t we?”
//But her me, I gave myself to her//
“I wasn’t her Doctor”
//Would you like to be mine?//
“A touch narcissistic aren’t we?”
//I only deserve the best//
“We do at that, where is our true mistress?”
//Safely parked, I’ve got a gift for you//
“You shouldn’t have, wow baby I’ve missed you!”
//Its only a sonic screwdriver there’s no need to kiss it//
“That’s what you think”
//Are you ready?//
“Just a moment”
//Now?//
“Yep”
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
“Rose put him down you know where he’s been”
//Ha ha//
*I knew you’d come back for me Doctor, I love you*
“No you don’t”
//No you don’t//
*Shut up*
//Charming I travel through time and space just to be yelled at//
*Not you Doctor him*
//Who?//
*Your…. Double*
//I left him in your care and now I’m taking him back//
*But Doctor you’re my one true love*
“Plan B?”
//Run!//
“Have we lost her?”
//Think so now lets get to the Tardis//
“Honey I’m home”
//She’s been sulking ever since I left you here//
“Love the new screen, hey there’s Rose”
//She can’t get in here I’ve changed the lock//
“Should she be licking the Tardis like that?”
//Mm might take the paint off hang on I’ll just get things moving//
“You could say she has rose to the occasion”
//Wonder if she’ll hang on like Jack did, lets find out//
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
“Blimey bit of a rough landing, where are we?”
//Earth 2000ish New Zealand, come on blue skies pleasant company and me//
“It’s never that easy”
//Where’s your sense of adventure?//
“Not there so let go”
//Don’t kid a kidder//
“Look she left claw marks”
//She always was careless//
#You’ve ruined my shot and the lights going#
“Tomorrow’s another day Scarlet”
//What my friend means is sorry and I’m the Doctor//
“As am I”
//And this is my trusty companion John Smith//
#How did you get on my set, security! #
//No it can’t be this is fantastic Mr Jackson I love your trilogy, Lord Of The Rings fabulous you deserve everyone of those Oscar’s. Now where’s Orlando?//
“There he is got anything shiny?”
-Hi what’s up?-
//Would you like to see inside my Tardis?//
-Wow man a Tardis? What’s that slang for?-
#Orlando you’re still working#
“It’ll only take a moment, follow the shiny Orli”
-Wowee this is just too much, cool man cool-
//How do you feel about sandwiches?//
-Love’m, hi guys I didn’t mean eek! Do that again…yeah..-
They took Orlando all over the universe and all through the ages. Living happily ever after much to the envy of all who met them.
And that is how the Doctor’s remembered to forget what’s her name.
THE SILLY SEQUEL
BY JOXIE
+Oh pretty can I touch?+
“Leave his joy stick alone Jack”
+Does he usually go naked in the Tardis or is this my lucky day?+
//He’s just naturally uninhibited//
+You know what I think I’ll join him+
-Oh!-
+Wanna dance Orli?+
-There’s no music-
+Baby we can make our own+
“No dancing”
+Don’t be selfish Doctor’s share the love a little+
//For the final time you can’t touch him Jack//
“He’s our consolation in a cold cruel universe”
+Go on just a suck+
“Not even a lick”
-Yummy-
//Orli!//
-Slurp, lick, nibble-
//Don’t just stand there Jack do something, not that! Sweet Tardis blue just look at them, John?//
“……”
//Oh what the hell me to, here I come ready or not!//
THE END