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So Not Meddle in the Affairs of Slashies!

By: soultoast
folder Stargate: SG-1 › Stargate Atlantis
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So Not Meddle in the Affairs of Slashies!

Title: Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Slashies...
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: SGA
Pairings/Characters: Hints of McShep, Shep/Dex, McShep/Dex, Shep/P-90, Shep/Tree
Rating/Warnings: Teen, references to masturbation, threesomes, slash, and crazy un-betaed writing.
Summary: Rodney explains the fandom to Ronon and Teyla. Of course, this bit of SGA insanity was inspired by suki_blue. Please forgive my lame attempt at script formatting. All characters in this stereotypically in character and exaggerated.
Disclaimer: I conquered the world AND the Pegasus Galaxy. I now own all. Thank you. Or not.


Cast of Characters:
RODNEY MCKAY (RM): a genius/brat (most likely writes slash)
JOHN SHEPPARD: Slut, er, I mean man-ho, no, um, wait, soldier? (most likely gay)
RONON DEX: Resident caveman (most likely well-hung)
TEYLA EMMAGEN: Native guide, resident babe (most likely not getting any this story)
P-90: A gun (most likely non-sentient

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Setting: The forrest of a random planet, one which bears a striking and surprising resemblence to Vancouver. Our Noble Heroes (TM) sit around a campfire.

JS: *leers at P-90* These stories are mostly for enterainment, but they are also serve as fables. These stories are the basis of our morals.

TE: So an unnaturally strong man, fighting to save those who are weaker, are the basis of your modern culture?

RM: Well, yes. You see the specifics aren't important; after all, the logistics of Superman ever having sex with someone are horrifying!

RD: *grunts* Uh?

TE: But the woman, the fighter of the Goddess, could not mate with him?

RM: Well theoretically he could, but he wouldn't.

TE: Why not?

JS: *Leers at RM* Yeah RODNEY, why not why wouldn't Superman get jiggy with Wonder Woman?

RM: Jiggy? This 2006 and you aren't Will Smith. And it's quite obvious Superman is gay.

JS: Gay? *cuddles P-90*

RM: *irritated* Yes!

RD: *grunts* Uh.

P-90: ....

JS: *Leers at RD, pauses, then turns and leers at RM* Wait a minute, you're one of those, hell, what are they called? Slashies?

RM: *rolls eyes* Not as such. I mean, not it's like I write fanfic or anything.

TE: *Eyebrow of Doom (TM)* Slashies? What are they?

JS: Nerds who think everyone on every show are gay. *leers at tree*

RM: Okay, first of all, it's slashers, not slashies. And it's not just a show, it can be a movie or a book or a comic book. And they are fans, usually of a certain work of fiction, which they call a fandom. And they don't think everyone is gay... usually just the attractive people.

TE: *Eyebrow of Doom (TM)*

JS: *copies TE's Eyebrow of Doom (TM)*

RD: *grunts* Uh?

RM: *nervous* WHAT?!

P-90: ....

TE: So you find Super-Man attractive?

RM: *whimpers* Uhh... maybe?

JS: You know, I think I forgot one of the tents.... Two of us will have to share.

TE: *Eyebrow of Doom (TM)*

RD: *grunts at JS*

RM: *looks at rock*

JS: *leers at RM*

RD: *grunts at RM* Uhhhhh....

JS: *leers at RD* Maybe I forgot two of the tents... *leers at P-90*

TE: *looks at RD, then JS, then RM* So the slashies were correct then. Damn. *leers at fighting stick*