Texting

So this is my first attempt at House/Chase so please forgive any OOC-ness and enjoy! and I came up with this at school so ignore any spelling or errors that I might have missed, I was in a hurry and trying not to get caught SHHHH >.>;;

Rating: pg-13
Pairing: House/Chase
Disclaimer: If I owned them stories wouldn't be necessary anymore. hellooo youtube
Summary: What would it be like if House tried to get Chase to have text sex at work?


Chase blinked from the light doze he was in when he felt his cell phone vibrate in his pocket. They had no cases today surprisingly and House hadn’t sent any of them to find one so they found their own things to do till their shifts were over. He grabbed his cell and opened it up. Chase raised a brow and clicked on the text message.

It was a message from House.

House who was in the other room that was less than ten feet away that he could see into.

He took a glance at the glass wall and saw his boss playing something on the computer. Rolling his eyes he read the message anyway.

are you really that bored that you feel the need to sleep on the job?

Chase snorted and began writing him back.

Well I wouldn’t be tired if SOMEONE hadn't of keep me up all night! he smirked triumphantly putting the phone back and sighed as his phone went off in his pocket a minute later. Damn that guy was fast.

like you were complaining, sounded more like moaning anyway...anyway since you’re that bored and I’m bored…lets have phone sex! Chase’s jaw dropped and he looked up at House again, the bloody bastard wasn’t even paying attention to him!

What?! No way! I told you before no sex at work! and I don't want to be talking like that over the phone anywhere in this building! he sent with a frown, what that man thought sometimes. A reply came immediately.

come on. you know you want to, the other two ducks aren’t even paying att. Just cover yourself with your jacket. I got an extra pair the message cut off and his phone vibrated once again. of pants in here. come on please? I’ll give you a lollipop afterwards. Chase rolled his eyes and looked at House and saw him looking at him. Mouthing ‘no’ he saw House write something and once again his phone went off.

fine…see if I let you have a lollipop ever again. they are now off limits so they're mine! the blond snorted and tossed his phone on the table and, after getting comfortable, closed his eyes and tried to take a nap. His phone went off and then again a few minutes later and Cameron finally looked up when it went off a third time, “Aren’t you going to get that?” she asked looking at the phone.

“No.”

“It could be important though!” she insisted.

“It’s not trust me.” The phone vibrated again and Cameron grabbed it.

“You could at least see who it is and what they want.” She said.

“I already know both so don’t worry about it. Now give me my phone.” He said reaching out for it. She pulled it out of reach the last second eyes wide.

“Why would House be texting you?” she asked and Foreman looked up from whatever he was reading.

“He’s bored, don't be looking at my stuff, now give it back.” He said with a little more force. She looked at the phone and then at Chase.

“Give me a good reason why he’s texting you and why you’re not answering and I’ll consider it.” She said smirking.

“You want a good reason? Ok here’s one: See we’ve been secretly dating for the past six months and are happily in love with each other, and since I’m bored and he’s bored he said he wanted to have phone sex here in the office with you two in here. Can I have it back now?” Chase held a serious face surprisingly well. Cameron, however, was shocked her mouth hanging open with wide eyes. Foreman just raised an eyebrow and was trying not to laugh.

“Y-you’re not serious are you?” Cameron asked after a long pause.

“No I’m not serious. You think after working for House you would be able to learn the difference between sarcasm and truth. Now give me.” Cameron handed over the phone, which vibrated, once in his hands. Cameron left soon with Foreman on a food run leaving Chase and House alone.

Chase opened the last message after the door shut.

congratulations. you’re learning to channel your inner me. i’m so proud of you.

That’s something to be proud about? You have low standards then…I love you, see you at home.

Love you to wombat…now about the phone sex…

Chase rolled his eyes and deleted the other messages that all had something about him sucking on a lollipop later tonight and put his phone away.

END~

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