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When True Love Falls From the Sky Onto You.

By: MagistrateoftheGayUnicorns
folder G through L › Growing Pains
Rating: Adult +
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Disclaimer: I do not own Growing Pains, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

When True Love Falls From the Sky Onto You.

When True Love Falls From the Sky Onto You.

One day, Leonardo Dicaprio from when he was on Growing Pains was out skateboarding, being a cool kid and wonder why he was randomly only in one season of Growing Pains. While contemplating life and his possible future of dying frozen off a huge ship because that chick from Titanic was too much off a fatass to share the dresser piece so he dies.

Suddenly, the Mario theme started playing, filling the air of Growing Pains Avenue. Mario dropped from the sky from the original Mario game, in brown overalls and really pixelated, doing his 2-D jumping. As he defeated his enemies, he missed a Goomba because he was in too much of a hurry to go bone the princess.

The Gumablooked up at Leonardo Dicaprio. Leonardo Dicaprio met the eyes of the Goomba, and was surprised by the sudden erection in his pants.

“Oh man, you are hot.”

So the Gumba jumped up on top of that shit. He managed to rip off Leonardo Dicaprio's gay shirt and started nibbling on his gay pecs. Then he started to work on his somewhat small man pecker, oh yes.

Despite his little fangs hanging out of his mouth, the Goomba was really good at blowing. Soon, Leonardo Dicaprio felt an orgasm coming on. And then the Goomba pulled out a bottle of soy juice and poured it all over his pecker.

“AAAAaaaaAAAAhhhhhOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Spurt.

Oh man, that was really good.

Once again, the met each other's guys. Leonardo Dicaprio decided he'd had enough of this Growing Pains bullshit, since he was only going to be on for a season anyway, so they peaced out off into the sunset.