Oh, Such Pain
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Category:
Smallville › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
7
Views:
3,249
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Smallville, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Oh, Such Pain
Oh, Such Pain
Flora Winters
I do not own any of the wonderful characters from Smallville or Pet Shop of Horrors.
Summary: A new pet shop has opened its magical doors in Smallville and its mysterious owner has his beautiful mismatched eyes set on wreaking devastation and mayhem on whoever sets foot within its threshold.
Pet shop of Horror/Smallville Crossover
M/M
Language
Prologue
Sweet smelling incense slithered its way though the air in violet hues while glowing red and blue eyes peered out of the darkness. The soft chatter of animals could be heard over the gentle bubbling fountain that was filled with rare koi.
This was a shop filled with secret magic and an innate rage towards humanity that was stronger than ever now. Humans were a poison that was slowly choking the life out of the Green.
The humans come in and they buy their dreams and are given specific rules to follow upon purchase. If a rule is broken then the pet shop can not be held responsible for the deadly consequences of being too stupid to follow a simple little rule.
Count D could not help but chuckle lightly over how silly the humans were. They were always waiting for something to come into their miserable little lives and save them from something just awful. Oh, how they made him laugh.
He took a small sip of his jasmine tea and smiled as his little flying friend that was part rabbit part bat landed on a pale slender finger with razor sharp lilac colored nails. The little babbit chirped and D smiled sadly at him, “I miss him to Q-Chan,” he whispered softly yet with a venomous sting, “But the humans will pay.”
Q-Chan chirped again in question and Count D tickled a big fuzzy ear with a long nail, “By using the magic in this sweet little town of course,” he said holding up a solid silver mirror embedded with rubies and emeralds on the wings of mighty dragons to gaze upon his eternal beauty, “I will make all the humans pay for the anguish they have caused me.”
Q-Chan fluttered up to perch delicately on D’s shoulder and nuzzled a perfect pale porcelain cheek, “I love you to Q-Chan.”
Count D rose to his feet in a graceful hiss of expensive oriental silks and went to add more magical incense to the burner. He was the right and the left hand of Nature and he had some serious smiting to do in the name of the Green World.
A soft jingle was suddenly heard as his newest victim, err patron, entered the shop. He stepped out from behind a beautiful organic curtain and smiled mystically at the lovely young lady who looked to be taken aback by his beauty. This was his favorite part, “May I help you Miss?”
“Yes,” the young brunette stuttered while looking around the beautifully decorated parlor with olive green eyes and wondered if this really was a pet shop, “I would like to give an animal a good home.”
“Our motto is to sell love, dreams, and hopes,” Count D told her with a dazzling smile that made him look even more beautiful as he bowed thinking to himself, “Smallville is going to be such fun.”
TBC…
Flora Winter’s fooling around PART ONE
Leon: Did I die a horrible painful death or something?
Count D: Hush you! *thwaps with pretty mirror*
Leon: Ouch! That hurt you girly looking bitch!
Count D: Am I going to have to hit you again?
Leon: *pouts* I’ll be good…for now.
Clark: Hi ya’ll and welcome to Smallville.
Count D: *narrows his beautiful eyes* It’s not time for you Mr. Kent.
Clark: Oh, really? *big puppy eyes* I’ll just be waiting at the Talon then. *runs off at super speed*
Leon: My, the people sure do come and go so quickly here.
Count D: For each review I will give my dear Mr. Detective here a good *thwap*
Leon: Hey! I thought you loved me?
Count D: I do my dear Mr. Detective. I love you so much that that is why I just have to *thwap* you to itty bitty bits sometimes.
Leon: *screaming at the top of his lungs* Don’t review! For the love of the gods don’t review!
Count D: Don’t listen to him he is just being a silly dilly right now. Go on and review. It’s only going to get more evil from here.
Flora Winters
I do not own any of the wonderful characters from Smallville or Pet Shop of Horrors.
Summary: A new pet shop has opened its magical doors in Smallville and its mysterious owner has his beautiful mismatched eyes set on wreaking devastation and mayhem on whoever sets foot within its threshold.
Pet shop of Horror/Smallville Crossover
M/M
Language
Prologue
Sweet smelling incense slithered its way though the air in violet hues while glowing red and blue eyes peered out of the darkness. The soft chatter of animals could be heard over the gentle bubbling fountain that was filled with rare koi.
This was a shop filled with secret magic and an innate rage towards humanity that was stronger than ever now. Humans were a poison that was slowly choking the life out of the Green.
The humans come in and they buy their dreams and are given specific rules to follow upon purchase. If a rule is broken then the pet shop can not be held responsible for the deadly consequences of being too stupid to follow a simple little rule.
Count D could not help but chuckle lightly over how silly the humans were. They were always waiting for something to come into their miserable little lives and save them from something just awful. Oh, how they made him laugh.
He took a small sip of his jasmine tea and smiled as his little flying friend that was part rabbit part bat landed on a pale slender finger with razor sharp lilac colored nails. The little babbit chirped and D smiled sadly at him, “I miss him to Q-Chan,” he whispered softly yet with a venomous sting, “But the humans will pay.”
Q-Chan chirped again in question and Count D tickled a big fuzzy ear with a long nail, “By using the magic in this sweet little town of course,” he said holding up a solid silver mirror embedded with rubies and emeralds on the wings of mighty dragons to gaze upon his eternal beauty, “I will make all the humans pay for the anguish they have caused me.”
Q-Chan fluttered up to perch delicately on D’s shoulder and nuzzled a perfect pale porcelain cheek, “I love you to Q-Chan.”
Count D rose to his feet in a graceful hiss of expensive oriental silks and went to add more magical incense to the burner. He was the right and the left hand of Nature and he had some serious smiting to do in the name of the Green World.
A soft jingle was suddenly heard as his newest victim, err patron, entered the shop. He stepped out from behind a beautiful organic curtain and smiled mystically at the lovely young lady who looked to be taken aback by his beauty. This was his favorite part, “May I help you Miss?”
“Yes,” the young brunette stuttered while looking around the beautifully decorated parlor with olive green eyes and wondered if this really was a pet shop, “I would like to give an animal a good home.”
“Our motto is to sell love, dreams, and hopes,” Count D told her with a dazzling smile that made him look even more beautiful as he bowed thinking to himself, “Smallville is going to be such fun.”
TBC…
Flora Winter’s fooling around PART ONE
Leon: Did I die a horrible painful death or something?
Count D: Hush you! *thwaps with pretty mirror*
Leon: Ouch! That hurt you girly looking bitch!
Count D: Am I going to have to hit you again?
Leon: *pouts* I’ll be good…for now.
Clark: Hi ya’ll and welcome to Smallville.
Count D: *narrows his beautiful eyes* It’s not time for you Mr. Kent.
Clark: Oh, really? *big puppy eyes* I’ll just be waiting at the Talon then. *runs off at super speed*
Leon: My, the people sure do come and go so quickly here.
Count D: For each review I will give my dear Mr. Detective here a good *thwap*
Leon: Hey! I thought you loved me?
Count D: I do my dear Mr. Detective. I love you so much that that is why I just have to *thwap* you to itty bitty bits sometimes.
Leon: *screaming at the top of his lungs* Don’t review! For the love of the gods don’t review!
Count D: Don’t listen to him he is just being a silly dilly right now. Go on and review. It’s only going to get more evil from here.