7th Hell
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Category:
1 through F › 7th Heaven
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
5,886
Reviews:
5
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own 7th Heaven, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
7th Hell
The ridiculousness of 7th Heaven belongs solely to that nut Brenda Hampton. ;-)
‘….Oooohhh….Seventh Heaven’
Just another morning in the Camden household. A morning unlike any other, except, Annie had neglected to fix breakfast. The Reverend Camden stared cluelessly at a box of cereal in his hands. Just then, Kevin and Lucy Kincaid bounded through the door.
“Hey Dad! Is the chow ready?”
“Kevin, we’ve gone over this. I am not your dad. Why are you even here? The only reason I pretended to like you was that I thought you’d finally take Lucy off of my hands, and instead, I get another freeloader, living in my garage! Aren’t you like, 35? Get your own freaking place!”
“Daaaad!,” Lucy said using her trademarked whine. “You know I’d miss you and mom too much! Marriage was a big step, but I’m too young to move away from home! I’m not evil like Mary!”
“Well, Mary is pretty evil, what with all the TPing of the school gym, becoming a stewardess, and marrying a latino man,” the Reverend mused. “Say, didn’t you used to go to college?”
“Um, I still am! And I’m graduating early! And I’m gonna be a minister just like daddy!”
“But you haven’t gone to a class or picked up a book in the last three years, Luce. How is that possible,” wondered Kevin
“It just is, ok!?” Lucy huffed.
The conversation was interrupted by Sam and David.
“We is so hungries!! We put dis in our tummy!” The twins said in unison and held up a black box with a white skull and crossbones on it. It was labeled “RAT POISON”.
“OHHHH NOOOOOEEES!!!!!” Shouted the fam.
*TO BE CONTINUED….
‘….Oooohhh….Seventh Heaven’
Just another morning in the Camden household. A morning unlike any other, except, Annie had neglected to fix breakfast. The Reverend Camden stared cluelessly at a box of cereal in his hands. Just then, Kevin and Lucy Kincaid bounded through the door.
“Hey Dad! Is the chow ready?”
“Kevin, we’ve gone over this. I am not your dad. Why are you even here? The only reason I pretended to like you was that I thought you’d finally take Lucy off of my hands, and instead, I get another freeloader, living in my garage! Aren’t you like, 35? Get your own freaking place!”
“Daaaad!,” Lucy said using her trademarked whine. “You know I’d miss you and mom too much! Marriage was a big step, but I’m too young to move away from home! I’m not evil like Mary!”
“Well, Mary is pretty evil, what with all the TPing of the school gym, becoming a stewardess, and marrying a latino man,” the Reverend mused. “Say, didn’t you used to go to college?”
“Um, I still am! And I’m graduating early! And I’m gonna be a minister just like daddy!”
“But you haven’t gone to a class or picked up a book in the last three years, Luce. How is that possible,” wondered Kevin
“It just is, ok!?” Lucy huffed.
The conversation was interrupted by Sam and David.
“We is so hungries!! We put dis in our tummy!” The twins said in unison and held up a black box with a white skull and crossbones on it. It was labeled “RAT POISON”.
“OHHHH NOOOOOEEES!!!!!” Shouted the fam.
*TO BE CONTINUED….