Switched

Disclaimer – I do not own any of the Farscape ideas or characters

Rating – NC-17

A.N. – this takes place in the episode where everyone on Moya switch bodies

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“They’re firing again Crichton!” Aeryn screamed from across the command.

“Get the defense shield up Rygel, NOW!” Crichton yelled as he saw the ship in front of Moya powering up their cannons. “NOW SPARKY!”

“It’s only at 65% Chri….” Suddenly sparks flew all around the command as everyone’s bodies flew across the ship. Aeryn body flew across the room with a jolt hitting Moya’s wall hard. Her head was thrown back hitting a beam deeming her unconscious. Abruptly Crichton’s much bigger body slammed into Aeryn’s leaving her a limp mass on Moya’s floor.

All of a sudden D’argo and Pilots bodies went rigid as they yelled out. Two light’s then criss-crossed between their bodies. Simultaneously Chiana and Rygel had lights rip from their bodies and entered the other. With one last final yell Crichton and Aeryn’s body’s convulsed on the floor while 2 lights switched between their bodies.

After a moment of realization everyone stood to their feet. “Is everyone ok?” Cricton’s body said. Silence ran throughout the ship. “Hello, is anyone there?!” “Pilot, do you hear me?!”

Aeryn’s body came to after a moment. With his eyes still closed Crichton asked to Aeryn as he rubbed his head. “Aeryn what happened?” As Crichton rubbed his head he noticed that he had long flowing hair. His eyes shot open and looked down upon his body, something felt off. He stared down in amazement. “Aeryn what happened?” Crichton asked.

“We switched bodies and all of the comm’s are offline.”

Crichton continued to stare down at Aeryn’s body particularly at her breasts and smiled. Aeryn glanced down at John and noticed him staring at her body. “Hey, you better not try anything!”

“Aeryn this is what every guy dreams of!”

“John please don’t start this now.” As Aeryn rolled her eyes. “Lets go we have to go find the others.” Reaching a hand out to John, Aeryn helped him up.

As they ran through the corridors of Moya they found no one. “Where is everyone?” Aeryn shouted. As they stopped to catch their breath, Aeryn suddenly got very stiff inside Johns body. Crichton looked up, “Hey what’s wrong?”

“Uh John, I think I have to…um, relieve myself, well yourself.” Crichton burst out laughing. “You’ve got to be kidding me!”

“Um, I’m defiantly not kidding you John.”

“Ok well, let’s go find a bathroom; it’s not that big of a deal.” Crichton burst out laughing in hysterics again.

As they walked down to John quarters, they walked into the bathroom. “Well, um how do we do this?” Aeryn stuttered.

“Just undo the zipper first….”

“John I can’t do this…dren why couldn’t you have gone before we we’re hit.”

“Aeryn come on you can do this babe.” Crichton said as a giant smirk spread across his face.

With a gulp Aeryn slowly undid John fly with her eyes closed. “Ok good, now just pull it out, and aim it like a gun.”

“Frell….” Aeryn reached down and grabbed John’s shaft pulling it out of his Calvin’s. Crichton sat in the corner of the bathroom smiling in the comedy of it all, and becoming aroused at the same time. His Aeryn was touching his shaft, something he had dreamed of at night for far too long.
After John’s body was finished, Aeryn opened her eyes and looked down. John just starred at her. “John, I think something wrong….”

“What babe?” He looked at his shaft….”Oh God…” John’s shaft was standing at full attention. “How did that happen?”

“John….what’s happening? What do I do?”

“Uh, Aeryn, well…”

“John, please just help…..”

“Ok Aeryn, you have 2 options, you have to make me cum, or you have sex. It won’t go away….believe me.”

“JOHN I DON’T UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU’RE SAYING.”

“Aeryn calm down.”

“What the dren does cum mean?”

“Like ejaculate. You know the creamy stuff that normally comes out.”

“Are you serious John?”

“Ok, so keep calm, sit down get comfortable.” He coaxed her. Aeryn followed his directions. She went to his bed and lowered Johns body down. “Ok good, so first pull off my pants.” She slowly pulled them off throwing them to the floor. Crichton looked on getting more and more aroused by the second. He could feel the moist heat pulsing in between Aeryn’s legs. Not wanted to freak her out more, he gave her more directions.

“Ok now grab the base. Good, good. Now move your hand up and down the shaft and around the tip. Good, Aeryn…”

Aeryn’s eyes rolled back in her head. “Oh God John…does it always feel like this?”

“Sometimes.” He answered as he shifted so that he was sitting on the heal of her foot. He slowly started to grind Aeryn’s clit against her foot, building up a slight pressure.

“Ok now go a little faster. Up and down, that’s good Aeryn….now go a little harder.”

John was trying with all his might not to take her right there. But suddenly a Moya jolted as she was hit by another blast. Crichton’s body flew off the bed and landed on Aeryn’s body. Another light ripped from their chests and with a scream, both lights were put in the opposite body.

Aeryn’s chest was heaving up and down as she looked down at John shaft still standing at attention. Aeryn’s body was on fire. She reached down and felt the wetness in between her legs. John’s hand stroked Aeryn’s cheek. “Do you want to finish this?” Aeryn answered him by jumping on John and tearing off his shirt.

She sought for John’s mouth; she had never felt such feelings of arousal. She set off a battle for dominance but John had her pinned under his body. With his hands on her wrists, Aeryn tried to turn John on his back. He broke the kiss and smiled. “Ha ha ha, no Aeryn, I’ve got my strength back now, there’s no getting away.” He then grinded his rock hard erection into her womanhood. Aeryn let out a gasp as her back arched. “Do you like that babe?” John said as he ground into her once again. “Yessss”

“Tell me what you want.” He said as John peeled off Aeryn shirt revealing her perfectly rounded breasts.

“Tease me.” She pleaded.

With no further instruction needed, Johns head came down to capture one of Aeryn’s small pink nipples whipping it into a stiff peak. He moved his right hand to massage the other. Aeryn was writing beneath him panting for air. “Oh God John don’t stop.” He kept grinding into her pelvis which caused Aeryn’s body to quake each time.

This was driving John to the edge. With that John snaked his hands down Aeryn’s belly to her thighs, he traced small circles getting closer and closer to her nub. “John Please….”
He inched closer to her womanhood but quickly moved away. She whined and moved her own hands down swiftly rubbing her clit in circles. John looked on in awe as he saw this amazing woman pleasuring herself. Little mews escaped her mouth, but John suddenly swatted her hands away and placed his tongue where her delicate fingers had just been.

“JOOOOHHN…”

Aeryn started bucking into John’s mouth. He quickly put his forearms holding her hips still. He continued to lap at her entrance flicking and pinching her clit with his fingers. “Oh God Aeryn you taste so good!”

As he attentively planted himself licking and flicking Aeryn’s clit with his tongue and fingers, he felt Aeryn’s body starting to become tense.” Oh John….I…this….”

“It’s ok babe, just ride it.”

“….what…I….oh….John….” He rubbed her clit faster and faster in circles.

“Keep going baby, let it take you.”

“OH JOHN!!!” Aeryn screamed as her body tensed. Her toes curled as her back arched off the bed.

As her body quaked from the aftermath, Aeryn’s chest heaved up and down. John slid up Aeryn's body kissing every other part. As John slid a heavy arm around her he squeezed her tight. Aeryn then burst out in soft feminine laughter. “John….that was indescribable.”

Aeryn placed her head on John’s chest and looked down. John was still not satisfied as his shaft was still painfully hard. She moved her head up to look into Johns eyes. She simply smiled.