Christina

A/N: This is my first fic for this site so please be gentle okay? Guys? *looks around and realises no one's there* Aw crap. Enjoy.

"YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!" Piper shouted at her whitelighter.

"WHY DON'T YOU EXPLAIN IT TO ME THEN?" Chris shouted back.

"JUST PISS OFF CHRISTOPHER!"

Chris glared at his charge then orb out in a huff.

Piper smirked, "I'm going to make him understand. Paige! Phoebe!"

Her sisters came running in, "What's up?"

Her smile spread, "Who wants to teach our whitelighter a lesson?"

"How?"

"He doesn't get why us girls need a break. Why don't we make him understand?"

"You mean-"

"Turn him into a girl." Piper finished, a collective grin spread over the Charmed One's faces.

"In this night and in this hour,
We call upon the sacred power
To teach our whitelighter a lesson,
To understand our point of view,
Replace him with face anew
For seven days Chris Perry will wear a girls face."

Over at P3 a now sleeping Chris tossed and turned in his sleep, as their spell took control and he was transformed into a girl.

The next morning a sleepy Chris pulled on a pair of jeans and thongs and orbed to the manor (Thankfully he was wearing a t-shirt when he was sleeping.) and began making a pot of coffee. He was pulling the pot off the maker when long dark hair fell over his face, "What the hell?"

He rose his hand to his head and trailed his hand down the long hair then came to something quite unexpected; he had breasts. He couldn't believe it those three…witches…(Ha! You thought I was going to swear!), changed him into a girl.

He ran into the lounge and stood in front of the mirror and stared at him/herself in the mirror, he/she (I'll figure this out in a bit) looked like a younger, better looking version of a cross between the four sisters.

"Damn I'm hot."

A smile played across his lips, this wasn't the first time and he'd show them what they'd gotten themselves into. They turned him into a girl, they could deal with him taking a few items of clothing from their wardrobes…

He walked upstairs and straight into Piper's room, where was that greeny brown leather jacket of hers? Found it! And those black and green singlet tops…got em. Now to Phoebe's room, was it her or Paige that had that dark green skirt? Phoebe, yay! Now to Paige's room, green pants, nice dark green pants.

Walking into the bathroom…ooh shit…he needed knickers…Pipers room? Ah what the hell…pair of green knickers. (Ya see I like green…). Back to the bathroom.

He needed a girls name, what was it last time? Tia. That's it, short for Christina.

Tia pulled on the underwear and tried Phoebe's skirt on but changed her mind, it fit but it was a little short. So she tried on those dark green pants, Perfect! Piper's black top then the green singlet top and jacket over top, perfect. She grabbed a hair tie and pulled her long hair into a ponytail. (Chris' hair had been long once, he knew how to do it right.)

Leaving Phoebe's skirt in the bathroom Tia orbed to the kitchen and had that cup of coffee, she heard Piper shout from upstairs "Where's my jacket?"

"Where are my green pants?"

"Where's my green skirt?"

The three sisters all came downstairs and stopped dead when they saw the girl sitting at the counter. Tia turned around and flashed them all a hundred watt I'm to chirpy for eight o'clock in the morning, smile.

"Who are you?" Piper demanded.

"My name's Tia." She replied chirpily, "You may remember me from such previous bodies as Chris Perry."

"Chris?"

"My name's Tia for now."

"Tia?"

"Short for Christina. So how long am I going to be raiding your wardrobes for?"

"I thought you would be pissed." Piper said.

"You thought wrong. This isn't the first time you know. Wyatt turned me into a girl for like a month."

"As in my son?"

"The one and only."

"Why?"

"Coz he could." Tia shrugged off handedly, "And no, I'm not telling you any more or giving you your clothes back. The three of you are coming to the Underworld in fifteen minutes so get your asses into gear."

"We did this so-"

"So I'd learn a lesson?" Tia smirked, "Please. Wyatt did it so he could fuck. You could at least be a little creative."

"WHAT?"

Tia grinned broadly, "Shock value, relax."

"Were you serious?"

Tia stood up and cleared her dishes, "I might have been." She looked over her shoulder, "You'll never know." She said in a sing song voice.

"Hey, so what do we call you? He or she? Chris or Tia?"

"Well," Tia drawled, "Considering I don't have a dick at the moment I guess it's she."

"Tia?" Paige asked.

A grin spread across her face, "Yup."

"Well Tia unlike you, we have jobs to do and can't always be off in the underworld because you demand it." Piper said, tapping her foot intently.

Tia smirked, "You thought Chris was bad," she chuckled, "That's nothing. You're in for one hell of a ride."