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Smallville › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
3,763
Reviews:
4
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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Super Saturday
A/n: This is based on a Superman joke.
Title: Super Saturday
Disclamer: I own nothing but the guy named 'Nicky', other than that all I own is a computer and my looney mind.
Summary: Clark has had a long week of saving people. So when he walks by Lana's room on the way to a party, he get's an idea. (A little sex, a lot of laughs)
Rating: R. Not really dirty, but it has stuff that's really funny
Feedback: Gimmy, Gimmy!
SUPER SATURDAY
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It was Saturday night and Clark was especially ready to party after a hard week of saving the world. He had stopped a car from hitting a girl, he had caught a guy trying to rob a store, he had done a lot in the last week.
'Man I'm tired Clark' thought as he sat down. He decided to stop by The Talon to see Lana, but found out that she was off today. While he was there he got a cappuccino.
Clark sighed. He was board and he wanted to party, that's when he saw a piece of neon lime green paper under the table next to him. He read it, I was something about a party Saturday, all invited. Clark was now starting to feel a little more like he was hoping to after that, so he threw on his jacket and headed off to get ready for the party tonight. Along the way, he passed Chloe.
"Hey, Clark." She said with a smile. "Anything wierd happening?" She asked.
"Nope, thankfully not today." Clark said as he and Chloe walked together, "So, uh. . . Have you seen Lana today?" He asked. He hadn't seen Lana all day, and it was 6:58 pm now.
"No, but now that you mention it I haven't seen her at all today. She was gone when I got up, and I've called a few times after that to see if she was back." Chloe looked at Clark, and she almost knew what he was thinking.
"I'm sure she's fine, she probibly heard about that party that Nicky's throwing and getting reasy for it." Chloe said as she looked off to the left, and saw Pete staning next to his car.
"Well, I guess that's what she's doing but I always worry when my friendsd go missing for half the day, and I don;t heard anything form them." Clark said, as Chloe came to a stop.
"I wouldn't worry about it, Clark. I'm sure she's doing something, and just forgot to say anything to us." She smiled at Clark again as she started to walk backwards. "I'll see you at the party later, ok?" Chloe turned around after seeing Clark's nod.
"Bye!" She said as she ran to Pete.
"Yeah, see ya Chloe!" Clark yelled, even though he knew she couldn't really hear him that far away. Now, what do I do? he asked himself.
Clark continued to walk when he passed Lana's dorm. He desided to check and see if she was there, and she was. To his surprise, he looked through her open window, and she was there, naked in her bed, lying on her back ander the covers asleep.
'I didn't think Lana slept in the nude.' Clark though to himself. Then he got an idea 'I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I can fly in there, have sex with her and be gone before she knows it.' Clark had a smile on his face that said he was very, very happy to have super powers.
So in an instant, Clark flies in, and fucks her with ever think he's got, and flies back out. Once he was outside he smirked as he zipped his fly back up, and started back on his way to get ready for the party.
Later that night Clark was at the party, he had met up with Pete and Chloe, but he couldn't see Lana anywhere. Where is she? He wondered, suddenly he started to feel guilty for taking atvantage of Lana like he did.
He felt worse than what he did when he got up that morning. He felt like he should tell someone, but who?
"Uh, Chloe. Can I speak to you in private for a moment?" Chloe followed Clark as he wlked over to a corner far away from everyone.
"So, what is it Clark?" She asked. She looked at Clark, the look on his face told her he had done something that he really wished he hadn't.
"It's about Lana. I uh, I saw her earlier." Clark started to look around, at almost anything but Chloe, he did that sometimes.
"And?" Chloe asked.
"And I, well she was. . .I fucked her." He said quietly. Chloe wasn't sure what she heard was corect.
"Y-you what?" She was shocked.
"I had a idea, I would fly in there and fuck her while she was asleep, and use my super speed, and she wouldn't even know I was there. B-but now I feel horrible because of what I did." Clark was breathing heavily, and she could tell his blood presure had when up a little.
"I. . .I'm not sure what to say. But you said she was asleep right? So she might never know anyone was there." Chloe didn't really know how to react or what to say at this point, she was still shocked.
"So, she might not-" Clark was interupted by Pete, and Lana walking their way.
"Hey, you two, look who's here." Pete said as he and Lana walked up.
"Hi, guys." Land said with a smile.
"Ha-hey L-lana." Clark managed to say, at this moment he tried to look at anything but Lana as he started to feel his erection grow. He was thinking about how good it felt earlier with Lana, and she didn't know about any of it.
Chloe was still kinda in a shock, and Lana and Pete were standing there wondering what was wrong when Lex walked up.
"Hello, and what do we have here. I didn't know you would come to a party like this." Pete said as he looked from Lex to Clark and Chloe and back.
"Yes, well this-" He said as he held up a piece of paper like the one Clark found earlier that day. "Says 'All invited'. So I'm sure I'm welcome." Lex smiled at Lana. "And how are you doing today?" He asked her.
Lana giggled a little. "Fine, and how are you doing Lex Luthor?" She asked him.
"Well, I'm fine except for onething, my butt is killing me." Lex said as he gave a look of discomfort.
At Lex's words Clark went into a shock from realization. 'Oh God, oh God, oh God. . .' Clark continued to think over and over again.
Clark was starting to go into a catatonic state, but Chloe's reaction to what Lex said was just a fit of giggles as she doubled over with laughter.
"Am I missing something?" Pete said as he looked at the other four.
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A/n; So, how did I do. This is a one chapter only thing, so this is it. Hope you like it and don't forget to review!
Title: Super Saturday
Disclamer: I own nothing but the guy named 'Nicky', other than that all I own is a computer and my looney mind.
Summary: Clark has had a long week of saving people. So when he walks by Lana's room on the way to a party, he get's an idea. (A little sex, a lot of laughs)
Rating: R. Not really dirty, but it has stuff that's really funny
Feedback: Gimmy, Gimmy!
SUPER SATURDAY
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
It was Saturday night and Clark was especially ready to party after a hard week of saving the world. He had stopped a car from hitting a girl, he had caught a guy trying to rob a store, he had done a lot in the last week.
'Man I'm tired Clark' thought as he sat down. He decided to stop by The Talon to see Lana, but found out that she was off today. While he was there he got a cappuccino.
Clark sighed. He was board and he wanted to party, that's when he saw a piece of neon lime green paper under the table next to him. He read it, I was something about a party Saturday, all invited. Clark was now starting to feel a little more like he was hoping to after that, so he threw on his jacket and headed off to get ready for the party tonight. Along the way, he passed Chloe.
"Hey, Clark." She said with a smile. "Anything wierd happening?" She asked.
"Nope, thankfully not today." Clark said as he and Chloe walked together, "So, uh. . . Have you seen Lana today?" He asked. He hadn't seen Lana all day, and it was 6:58 pm now.
"No, but now that you mention it I haven't seen her at all today. She was gone when I got up, and I've called a few times after that to see if she was back." Chloe looked at Clark, and she almost knew what he was thinking.
"I'm sure she's fine, she probibly heard about that party that Nicky's throwing and getting reasy for it." Chloe said as she looked off to the left, and saw Pete staning next to his car.
"Well, I guess that's what she's doing but I always worry when my friendsd go missing for half the day, and I don;t heard anything form them." Clark said, as Chloe came to a stop.
"I wouldn't worry about it, Clark. I'm sure she's doing something, and just forgot to say anything to us." She smiled at Clark again as she started to walk backwards. "I'll see you at the party later, ok?" Chloe turned around after seeing Clark's nod.
"Bye!" She said as she ran to Pete.
"Yeah, see ya Chloe!" Clark yelled, even though he knew she couldn't really hear him that far away. Now, what do I do? he asked himself.
Clark continued to walk when he passed Lana's dorm. He desided to check and see if she was there, and she was. To his surprise, he looked through her open window, and she was there, naked in her bed, lying on her back ander the covers asleep.
'I didn't think Lana slept in the nude.' Clark though to himself. Then he got an idea 'I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I can fly in there, have sex with her and be gone before she knows it.' Clark had a smile on his face that said he was very, very happy to have super powers.
So in an instant, Clark flies in, and fucks her with ever think he's got, and flies back out. Once he was outside he smirked as he zipped his fly back up, and started back on his way to get ready for the party.
Later that night Clark was at the party, he had met up with Pete and Chloe, but he couldn't see Lana anywhere. Where is she? He wondered, suddenly he started to feel guilty for taking atvantage of Lana like he did.
He felt worse than what he did when he got up that morning. He felt like he should tell someone, but who?
"Uh, Chloe. Can I speak to you in private for a moment?" Chloe followed Clark as he wlked over to a corner far away from everyone.
"So, what is it Clark?" She asked. She looked at Clark, the look on his face told her he had done something that he really wished he hadn't.
"It's about Lana. I uh, I saw her earlier." Clark started to look around, at almost anything but Chloe, he did that sometimes.
"And?" Chloe asked.
"And I, well she was. . .I fucked her." He said quietly. Chloe wasn't sure what she heard was corect.
"Y-you what?" She was shocked.
"I had a idea, I would fly in there and fuck her while she was asleep, and use my super speed, and she wouldn't even know I was there. B-but now I feel horrible because of what I did." Clark was breathing heavily, and she could tell his blood presure had when up a little.
"I. . .I'm not sure what to say. But you said she was asleep right? So she might never know anyone was there." Chloe didn't really know how to react or what to say at this point, she was still shocked.
"So, she might not-" Clark was interupted by Pete, and Lana walking their way.
"Hey, you two, look who's here." Pete said as he and Lana walked up.
"Hi, guys." Land said with a smile.
"Ha-hey L-lana." Clark managed to say, at this moment he tried to look at anything but Lana as he started to feel his erection grow. He was thinking about how good it felt earlier with Lana, and she didn't know about any of it.
Chloe was still kinda in a shock, and Lana and Pete were standing there wondering what was wrong when Lex walked up.
"Hello, and what do we have here. I didn't know you would come to a party like this." Pete said as he looked from Lex to Clark and Chloe and back.
"Yes, well this-" He said as he held up a piece of paper like the one Clark found earlier that day. "Says 'All invited'. So I'm sure I'm welcome." Lex smiled at Lana. "And how are you doing today?" He asked her.
Lana giggled a little. "Fine, and how are you doing Lex Luthor?" She asked him.
"Well, I'm fine except for onething, my butt is killing me." Lex said as he gave a look of discomfort.
At Lex's words Clark went into a shock from realization. 'Oh God, oh God, oh God. . .' Clark continued to think over and over again.
Clark was starting to go into a catatonic state, but Chloe's reaction to what Lex said was just a fit of giggles as she doubled over with laughter.
"Am I missing something?" Pete said as he looked at the other four.
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A/n; So, how did I do. This is a one chapter only thing, so this is it. Hope you like it and don't forget to review!