I Wonder When I'm Gonna Get

Title: I WONDER WHEN I’M GONNA GET
Author: Lacenire
Date: 12/16/05
Part: 1/1
Rating: NC-17/ MA
Characters: Ronon/ Various females (OC)
Warnings: PWP
Spoilers: None
Word Count: 645

Disclaimers:
I do not own Ronon or any characters from Stargate Atlantis, he simply inspires me like no other. I do not make money from my stories so please do not sue me.

Summary: It’s been seven long years since Ronon Dex had sex.


~I wonder when I’m gonna get…~

~It’s been seven years since I got it. Seven long years without a woman to warm my loins.~

~It’s been hard for me to break the dry spell. Women here in Atlantis find me attractive on a primitive level, but none of them have actually given it to me. They tease and they tantalize, but always run off when I start to take them serious. At this rate I’m never gonna get it.~

~Teyla’s the worst of the lot. She saw how attracted to her I was from the first. She’s always rushing to help me and allowing me to hang onto her. I know now it’s only a way to make Sheppard jealous enough to finally make a play for her. I should make her pay for leading me on, show her what a real man can do to a woman. Too bad, I know I’m not gonna get it from her.~

~I saw a little brunette the other day, she looked at me like she wouldn’t mind giving it to me. She had a tight butt and perky breasts that called to me. I wonder what she’d feel like in bed? Would she scream and moan as I slake my thirst on her eager body. I wonder if I’d get it?~

~And what about that serious Marine? She looked at me as if to say I couldn’t get her even in my dreams. I remember women like her, Specialists who would rather fight you than fuck you. Yes I remember them well. I’d have them on their backs screaming and moaning as they ground their pussies into my face. My tongue could always reduce them to quivering masses of flesh, begging to be fucked senseless by my tireless cock. Those were the good old days! When I used to get it.~

~I wonder if that redhead in the Cafeteria will give it to me? She’s always pushing her breasts up to my face as she bent over to give me more pie. She thinks I don’t realize what she’s doing. Supposing I went back there after her sift, will she still want to give me her pie? I’d enjoy eating that pie right off her chest as I sucked on her breasts. I’d cover her with syrup and lick every inch of her body as I satisfied my burning hunger. Afterwards I’d let her do the same to me, licking and sucking syrup and cream off my chest and cock. Yes I could see her full lips enclosing my cock as she used her pink tongue to clean the syrup off me. And afterwards, our sticky bodies would come together as I plundered the depths of her moist heat, eventually covering her with another type of cream. If only she would give it to me.~

~I remember the last woman who gave it to me. She was a villager on Barosha, shy and sweet. She scrubbed my back while I bathed and served me a fortifying meal. Later after her husband fell asleep she served up another kind of meal. How some men could be so stupid is beyond me. I’d never let my woman go to sleep unsatisfied. I’d fuck her so much she wouldn’t have time to think about another man, she’d be busy getting ready for the next session. Yes, that woman was eager if nothing else. She smelled of strong soap, and had calloused hands, but she knew how to fuck a man. Her pussy was so wet, and when she straddled my cock I swore I’d burst right then. She said she’d never ridden an equine before, but good God, she rode me like the most accomplished rider. I certainly got it good that time.~

~It’s been seven years, seven long years since I last got it.~

~I wonder when next I’m gonna get it.~

~I wonder when I’m gonna get laid.~