How Do You Know This?

Disclaimer: I do not own the Suite Life of Zach and Cody franchise. It's is currently owned by Disney, and probably always will. I , the author, recieve no money from this.


The Christmas holidays were quickly ending. Their father having already left back to his band, and their mothers already back to work, things were once again becoming monotonous. Finally, as the semester began, the twins get back home after their first day.

"So, what courses do you have this semester Cody?" The adventurous Zach asked.

"Well, PE, Geometry, Sex Ed...."Cody began.

"Wait, you got Sex Ed? And I didn't? What the hell?" Zach complained, furious.

"The teacher said they chose only more mature students..." Cody began.

"And what are you goinna do in this class? Have sex for a midterm?" The "older" twin asked incredulously. The 'younger' twin stood silent.

"Yes." Cody said in a whisper.

"What!?!" Zach's eyes grew large.

"Our midterm is sex techniques."

"You know..." Zach thought as he began to rub the space between his twin's legs, "You're goinna teach me everything in that class."

Cody simply smiled as he nodded.