Gals Like Us

Gals Like Us
By Zeroman

I, in no way, own these characters, or That 70's show, or any of that crap. This story is mine. But I make no money. Enjoy.

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Kitty was sitting at the kitchen table reading one of her magazines, thinking about how she wished Red was more adventurous in bed. He was good, but there was something missing. They used to have a bit more spark--they used to dress up, and use toys, and hell, Red even tried to convince her into a threesome one time. The little prude act he put on was a convenient ruse to keep Eric in line. But Red has gotten older...and is not the great man he used to be in bed. He still can stay in it, he still has his tricks...but the adventure was gone.

Kitty sighed to herself and looked in on Red, who'd fallen asleep on the couch watching the Packers game. She tiptoed in and covered him up, and a smell caught her attention.

Blueberry. Kitty loved blueberry. She wandered outside and sniffed around, trying to catch the source. It dawned on her.

"Ooh, Bob is making those delicious blueberry muffins Midge likes so much...maybe I'll go get some..."

She walked over to Bob & Midge's and banged on the door. After a pause, Midge came forth.

"Hey, Kitty! What's up?" she asked.

Kitty mumbled a bit, and emphasized on blueberry muffins.

"Oh, yeah, Bob just finished 'em. Come on in!"

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They sat at the table for a while, talking about the news, and various little nothings, all the while nursing over margaritas and those delicious muffins. Bob had left to get groceries, and they were alone, enjoying eachother's company. Midge noticed Kitty seemed a little depressed.

"Whatsa matter, Kitty, you look kind of sad," she said as she pulled back her margarita.

"Oh, it's nothing Midge, I just--I'm having a bit of trouble getting Red to do anything in bed..."

Midge giggled. "Heh-heh! Red, bed, it rhymes! Were you trying to be funny?"

Kitty groans. "No. I was just...we-well, how do you keep your marriage fresh, Midge?"

Midge smiles. "Well, I just take control. Bob pretty much does whatever I tell him, so it's pretty easy for me. It stays nice and exciting...but I think I know what you need..."

Kitty rolls her eyes. "After that helpful lump of advice, what could you possibly offer me?"

"You need to come with me. Come upstairs."

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Kitty found herself sitting on Midge's bed, as Midge rummaged through a drawer.

"Why are we up here, Midge?" Kitty asked, laughing nervously.

"Just gimme a second here--oh, there it is!"

Midge spun around with something in her hands, and Kitty had to turn away.

"Oh my GOD, MIDGE! What is that?"

Midge held in her hands an enormous, thick, foot-long rubber cock.

"It's a dildo, Kitty!"

Kitty groans and stands up to leave. "I know what it is, that was retorical! How is that supposed to help Red and I in bed?"

Midge smiles and laughs. "It's not for you and Red. What you need...is a little loving, Kitty. And I'm here to help."

Kitty froze up. "What-what are you talking about? You're not saying--"

Midge nods and lays the dildo down. "Yeah. I promise, I'll make you feel great."

Kitty shook her head furiously. "No, Midge! N-n-no! I can't, I'd be cheat--"

Midge ignored her, and started pulling down the short skirt she was wearing, revealing a pair of panties. Kitty was shaking as Midge undressed her. She removed her top, and Kitty's supple breasts popped out.

"No bra, Kitty? I'm surprised!"

Kitty tittered a bit and stopped shaking. "I wasn't exactly expecting this..."

Midge pulled down her panties to reveal her wide, wet pussy, just sitting there, waiting. Kitty did want this!

"Well, I guess it's only fair I get naked too..." Midge said as she let her beautiful blond hair down. Kitty held the dildo as Midge began undressing, her luscious, beautful breasts covered with sweat, with perfect, nickel-sized nipples. She took off her jeans, revealing her well-sculpted legs and her wet, shaven pussy. Midge's bronzed skin glistened with sweat, as she moved toward Kitty. She took a breast in one hand and stroking it lightly, making Kitty shiver. She took it in her mouth, kissing it all over, then sucked on it's nipple. Midge laid on top of Kitty, holding her arms down as she sucked her titties. She moved her foot down to Kitty's pussy, and started playing with it. Kitty moaned and smiled as she lit up with pleasure. Midge licked the sweat from between her tits, then began to move down lower, tracing Kitty's middle with her tongue. She abruptly moved to the left as soon as she reached Kitty's snatch, and licked her down her inner thigh and leg, and up her foot. Midge grabbed the dildo, and got in between Kitty's legs.

"Oh come on, Midge...do it...do it..."

Midge dragged her by her legs, and had her hanging off the bed a bit. She positioned the dildo under Kitty's back, and ran the head along it. Midge shook it and tapped it against her, then spread her ass cheeks apart with it.

"Midge, Don't! Red's never touched me there...pleeeease don't!"

Midge shook her head. "You wanted adventure, and that's what you're gonna get."

Midge pushed the dildo up into Kitty's asshole. Kitty screamed and arched her back, grabbing at the bed sheets and clenching them in her hands.

"Oh god! Midge it's--hhhh--too---OHH!--big! AAAH!"

Midge began to thrust it into her harder, making Kitty scream louder. Midge enjoyed it--she'd never experimented with a woman like this before. She moved up to Kitty's crotch, and spread her pussy apart with her free hand, still fucking her with the dildo with the other, then started eating her out.

Midge's tongue was moving incredibly fast, and was real stiff. Kitty almost forgot about the huge rubber cock in her ass as Midge licked her clit in soft circles, nibbling at it with her teeth. Kitty started bucking into her a bit, and was moaning and screaming her name. Midge stopped licking abruptly, as Kitty neared an orgasm.

"Why'd ya' stop, Midge...?"

"I'll take the dildo out of you if you try something different..."

Kitty nodded. She was trying not to show it, but that dildo actually hurt pretty bad. Midge slowly removed the dildo, then swung her legs around to where she was on top of Kitty, with her pussy in her face.

"This is a 69, Kitty...just, do what comes natural..."

Midge grabbed Kitty's legs and lifted her a bit off the ground, and started eating her out again. Kitty tried to get to Midge's clit, but couldn't; the sex had her so turned on she couldn't focus. She started fingering Midge, who started getting more intense, getting into Kitty's wide cunt with her fingers while she ate her. Kitty leaned back and screamed as she climaxed into Midge's mouth. She licked up every bit of Kitty's sweet juices, and kept fingering her, triggering multiple orgasms. When Kitty stopped moaning, Midge stopped.

"Did you like that, Kitty?" Midge asked anxiously.

Kitty nodded. "It was better than I could have imagined honey. But...you're still nice and wet...and I really didn't get to...do anything to you..."

Kitty wanted to tear the youthful little slut apart, and make her scream in ecstacy.

"Well, I'd like that, Kitty..."

Kitty smiled and grabbed the dildo. "Well, you're gonna have to bend over...I'm gonna show you some tricks you learn in nursing school..."

Kitty went on with one of those annoying laughs, which was completely drowned out by Midge's shouts of lust. They went on long into the night. Bob eventually came home, but he just elected to stay outside the door and peek through the cracks...and yes, he used his hand.

FIN

Yeah, a bit of a blatant ending, but I couldn't think of anything better. Hope you enjoyed this; please, please, please review or e-mail me at zeroman@vgnmail.com

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--Z