Revenge is Best Served Cold
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Category:
CSI › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
1
Views:
2,433
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own CSI, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Revenge is Best Served Cold
Pairing: Sara/Grissom
Warning: Not for weak stomachs
Author: TCrowe
Disclaimer: Don’t belong to me…I wish. I do not own nor make money off any of the characters of CSI. These rights belong to CBS, Alliance Atlantis and Zuiker, Les Moonves and Jerry Brukheimer.
A/N: Takes place sometime after The Breaking Point and before A Trip to the Dentist in my AU.
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Sara was muttering as she walked down the hall at the LV CSI lab. It was bad enough that her hormones were making her crazy as she was pregnant with their first child. Half the time she was torn between banning him from the bedroom altogether; and the rest of the time she felt like jumping his bones in the hallway.
No, that damn bugman had freaked out another temporary CSI replacement with those creepy chocolate grasshoppers of his. Well today she would get revenge and get back at men in general.
She stomped into the break room. “Okay, where is he! Where is that oversexed husband of mine…Nick page him…I want him…here…now!”
Nick gulped; he thought about escape plans. He felt sure that Gris was either going to be emasculated before his eyes or worse she was going to jump him and have hot monkey sex with him on the break room couch. He didn’t know which he dreaded more. Poor Gris had been dragging lately and Nick didn’t want to know why. So fearing for his own life, he paged Grissom.
While Cath sat, softly laughing, on one side of the table; the other male CSIs plotted escape routes. “No one leaves the break room; GOT IT!” So Greg, Warrick, Archie, Hodges and Nick sat waiting for their soon to be departed, maybe de-parted supervisor with one thought [Poor Grissom…]
With no thought of what awaited him, Dr. Gilbert Aaron Grissom strolled into the break room munching on some chocolate grasshoppers. “Hold it buster…I am tired of you freaking out people with those chocolate grasshoppers…the new temp has refused to work night shift because of your…your snacks. You keep putting those grasshoppers into the break room fridge…don’t give me ‘my office mini-fridge is full’ and trying to make people eat them as a job requirement…well there are new snacks in town…”
With that Sara reached into the shopping bag she had in her right hand. The break room had additional occupants by now. Mia, Jackie, Susan and a few other female members of the night shift workforce had come to the break room as rumors filtered into the general lab area that a dust-up was imminent between their resident entomologist and his oh so pregnant wife. It was a slow night and they could use the excitement.
Sara had several small packages in her hands. “Ladies, catch.” She began tossing the packages to the eight women present. “Okay, open the packages and start eating!!!” The men moved closer to see what the women were chewing and stretching and swallowing with such gusto.
“Hey, Sara these gummy penises are great. So fruity and stretch so far…” Sara had walked up to Grissom and pulled a separately wrapped six inch gummy penis from her bag and began licking it and pulling on it and chewing the tip off. All the men were making groaning noises and covering their groins with their hands.
Sara began backing Grissom out of the break room. Grissom was so startled that he dropped the tub of chocolate grasshoppers and the grasshoppers spilled on the floor. Sara turned and threw several more packages of gummy penises on the break room table. “Enjoy…” Her voice had dropped to a deeper seductive tone.
Grissom gulped and had a little trouble catching his breath. He heard crunching sounds as Sara walked over the spilled grasshoppers. Gil wondered if something of his would be crunched next. Sara continued sucking, chewing and running her tongue over the giant gummy penis as she pressed closer to him and continued to back him down the hallway towards his office.
Gil was beginning to sweat. “Sara…honey…sweetheart…”
“QUIET…”
His office door was open, so she continued backing him up until his butt hit the desk. “DON’T YOU MOVE…” She dropped the bag she was carrying, turned around locked the door and drew all the blinds. She pulled a cd out of the bag and put it in Gil’s stereo system. She flipped the volume to max. The first song came on; it was Robert Palmer’s “Simply Irresistible”. Sara took one last bite of the giant gummy penis and then dropped it in the bag.
Then she signed. /*STRIP BUSTER…FAST…PANTS FIRST*/. She smiled when she saw Grissom’s arousal. He may have been scared but his body wasn’t. Sara pulled his chair around so she could sit. Then she reached for his cock which was rapidly engorging.
[Oh my god she’s going to rip it out by the roots…]so he closed his eyes and prayed. He peeked one last time at his pride and joy as he saw her mouth descending.
The ladies in break room had two bags of gummy penises apiece and took the rest with them. Cath was laughing her head off. The ‘boys’ were still moaning; Greg had thrown up in the break room trash can.
No one dared enter Grissom’s office which was blasting music and from which echoed what sounded like screams of OH MY GOD…HARDER…HARDER…OH BUGMAN…SAAARRRRAAA.
[Think I’m going to keep this bugman after all…Gummy penises must be an aphrodisiac.]
~ FINIS ~
Warning: Not for weak stomachs
Author: TCrowe
Disclaimer: Don’t belong to me…I wish. I do not own nor make money off any of the characters of CSI. These rights belong to CBS, Alliance Atlantis and Zuiker, Les Moonves and Jerry Brukheimer.
A/N: Takes place sometime after The Breaking Point and before A Trip to the Dentist in my AU.
~~~~~~~~~
Sara was muttering as she walked down the hall at the LV CSI lab. It was bad enough that her hormones were making her crazy as she was pregnant with their first child. Half the time she was torn between banning him from the bedroom altogether; and the rest of the time she felt like jumping his bones in the hallway.
No, that damn bugman had freaked out another temporary CSI replacement with those creepy chocolate grasshoppers of his. Well today she would get revenge and get back at men in general.
She stomped into the break room. “Okay, where is he! Where is that oversexed husband of mine…Nick page him…I want him…here…now!”
Nick gulped; he thought about escape plans. He felt sure that Gris was either going to be emasculated before his eyes or worse she was going to jump him and have hot monkey sex with him on the break room couch. He didn’t know which he dreaded more. Poor Gris had been dragging lately and Nick didn’t want to know why. So fearing for his own life, he paged Grissom.
While Cath sat, softly laughing, on one side of the table; the other male CSIs plotted escape routes. “No one leaves the break room; GOT IT!” So Greg, Warrick, Archie, Hodges and Nick sat waiting for their soon to be departed, maybe de-parted supervisor with one thought [Poor Grissom…]
With no thought of what awaited him, Dr. Gilbert Aaron Grissom strolled into the break room munching on some chocolate grasshoppers. “Hold it buster…I am tired of you freaking out people with those chocolate grasshoppers…the new temp has refused to work night shift because of your…your snacks. You keep putting those grasshoppers into the break room fridge…don’t give me ‘my office mini-fridge is full’ and trying to make people eat them as a job requirement…well there are new snacks in town…”
With that Sara reached into the shopping bag she had in her right hand. The break room had additional occupants by now. Mia, Jackie, Susan and a few other female members of the night shift workforce had come to the break room as rumors filtered into the general lab area that a dust-up was imminent between their resident entomologist and his oh so pregnant wife. It was a slow night and they could use the excitement.
Sara had several small packages in her hands. “Ladies, catch.” She began tossing the packages to the eight women present. “Okay, open the packages and start eating!!!” The men moved closer to see what the women were chewing and stretching and swallowing with such gusto.
“Hey, Sara these gummy penises are great. So fruity and stretch so far…” Sara had walked up to Grissom and pulled a separately wrapped six inch gummy penis from her bag and began licking it and pulling on it and chewing the tip off. All the men were making groaning noises and covering their groins with their hands.
Sara began backing Grissom out of the break room. Grissom was so startled that he dropped the tub of chocolate grasshoppers and the grasshoppers spilled on the floor. Sara turned and threw several more packages of gummy penises on the break room table. “Enjoy…” Her voice had dropped to a deeper seductive tone.
Grissom gulped and had a little trouble catching his breath. He heard crunching sounds as Sara walked over the spilled grasshoppers. Gil wondered if something of his would be crunched next. Sara continued sucking, chewing and running her tongue over the giant gummy penis as she pressed closer to him and continued to back him down the hallway towards his office.
Gil was beginning to sweat. “Sara…honey…sweetheart…”
“QUIET…”
His office door was open, so she continued backing him up until his butt hit the desk. “DON’T YOU MOVE…” She dropped the bag she was carrying, turned around locked the door and drew all the blinds. She pulled a cd out of the bag and put it in Gil’s stereo system. She flipped the volume to max. The first song came on; it was Robert Palmer’s “Simply Irresistible”. Sara took one last bite of the giant gummy penis and then dropped it in the bag.
Then she signed. /*STRIP BUSTER…FAST…PANTS FIRST*/. She smiled when she saw Grissom’s arousal. He may have been scared but his body wasn’t. Sara pulled his chair around so she could sit. Then she reached for his cock which was rapidly engorging.
[Oh my god she’s going to rip it out by the roots…]so he closed his eyes and prayed. He peeked one last time at his pride and joy as he saw her mouth descending.
The ladies in break room had two bags of gummy penises apiece and took the rest with them. Cath was laughing her head off. The ‘boys’ were still moaning; Greg had thrown up in the break room trash can.
No one dared enter Grissom’s office which was blasting music and from which echoed what sounded like screams of OH MY GOD…HARDER…HARDER…OH BUGMAN…SAAARRRRAAA.
[Think I’m going to keep this bugman after all…Gummy penises must be an aphrodisiac.]
~ FINIS ~