The Very Secert Dairy of Bart
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Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
9
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I do not own Days of Our Lives, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
The Very Secert Dairy of Bart
Ok, I give full credit of this whole concept to the creator
of the first very secret diaries. That being Cassandra
Claire. Who started it all off. To the best of my knowledge
She is the one who started it all.
I don't own Days of Our Lives, Ken Corday, Sony an NBC all do. I make no money off nor due I own the whole concept. This idea has been running about my mind for awhile so I decided to go for it.
The Very Secret Diary of BART HORACE BIDERBECK
Day One: Not sure why I took job with Stefano DiMera, man is scarry looking, thinks he'd Drac. Perhaps I should take that job with the ISA.
Day Four: Still unsure of why I work for Stef. Told him that purple an gold are so not his colors. An instead of thanking me, he throws knife at me. Job with ISA is looking better an better.
Day Ten: Job with fashion challenged Stef got fun. Meet neat guy named Rolfisk, he's so much fun! I just love to tease him, the way his face gets all mad is just cute.
Day Eleven: Picked on Rolfisk again to day. Seems as if I'm higher up on the food chain than him. Look forward to messing with him just for kicks.
Day 250: Sorry, have been unable to write much. Stef seems to think this Marlena Evan’s chick is his or something. Didn't have heart to tell him, she is so not into him. Is short of sad since it's so clear she's into Fact Man, aka John Black. If he tries anything, John will kill him.
Day 255: Stef has new scam, thinks that using ping pong balls will somehow mind wammy the world. Thus leaving him running it, feels this will make Marlena love him. Beginning to think I need vacation.
Day 286: Came back form vacation, things have changed some. Stef no longer thinks pin pong balls will lead to world domination. Now yanks about family an it's importance. Starting to wish he'd go back to ping pong balls.
Day 368: Meet Count Anthony DiMera today. Seems as if extremely hot Count with great fashion sense, is related to Stef. I so don’t think so. But at least he knows what looks good on him.
Day 456: Stef went behind Tony's back today an grabbed his friend Marlena Evens. Tony was so dumped on by idiot towns people. John has vowed to kill someone, hope fact man gets it right an bumps off Stef. I like hottie Count Tony, even if he's so not into boys that it's plain to see. He's married to some chick named Liz who doesn't love him. Pray he realizes I'm much better than her.
Day 560: Stef gone went off into a night time thunder storm, muttering about raising again. Did dance of joy in private, the crazy old fashion challenged bastard is gone for good. On sad note hottie Count Tony still so not into boys. Married evil woman named Anna, cried once I found out. In fact still crying, I hate that bitch!
Day 600: Count Tony no longer married to Anna! He's now engaged to stupid bitch named Kristen. Turns out Stef is still alive, blah, blah, blah... In other news Count Tony had cute fake named Andre. Who ran around for a while being him an doing all shorts of crazy stuff. Sadly Andre is loonie in the head, so not my type.
Day 640: Well Tony married stupid bitch named Kristen. Sadly she is so not into him, is into fact man. Her an Marlena and Isabella all fighting over him. My money is on Isabella, that girl is so tough. An has much better fashion sense than Marlena or stupid bitch.
Day 700: Stupid Bitch drove Count Tony to kill himself! I hate her! I fucking hate her! But I'll have my revenge, will cut off all her hair an make her into marine bitch wantabe. Have also found handy mind wammy devise. Plan on making fact man hook back up with Marlena since poor Isabella died. I miss her, she was so cool.
Day 735: Stupid Bitch got herself shoot! Was going to do dance of joy, but Stef showed up an demanded that someone pay for it. Pay, yeah they should pay. As in be paid! Hope to find them an give them large case of money I took. Stef so rich he'll never know it's missing.
Day 800: Found person who shoot stupid bitch. An boy did he need the money! The poor boy so in need of a make over, I nearly cried upon seeing him.
Day 876: Stef gone again. With luck for good, life at the mansion rocks now. Send time picking on Rolfisk, chatting with Lexie. She so has great fashion sense.
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of the first very secret diaries. That being Cassandra
Claire. Who started it all off. To the best of my knowledge
She is the one who started it all.
I don't own Days of Our Lives, Ken Corday, Sony an NBC all do. I make no money off nor due I own the whole concept. This idea has been running about my mind for awhile so I decided to go for it.
The Very Secret Diary of BART HORACE BIDERBECK
Day One: Not sure why I took job with Stefano DiMera, man is scarry looking, thinks he'd Drac. Perhaps I should take that job with the ISA.
Day Four: Still unsure of why I work for Stef. Told him that purple an gold are so not his colors. An instead of thanking me, he throws knife at me. Job with ISA is looking better an better.
Day Ten: Job with fashion challenged Stef got fun. Meet neat guy named Rolfisk, he's so much fun! I just love to tease him, the way his face gets all mad is just cute.
Day Eleven: Picked on Rolfisk again to day. Seems as if I'm higher up on the food chain than him. Look forward to messing with him just for kicks.
Day 250: Sorry, have been unable to write much. Stef seems to think this Marlena Evan’s chick is his or something. Didn't have heart to tell him, she is so not into him. Is short of sad since it's so clear she's into Fact Man, aka John Black. If he tries anything, John will kill him.
Day 255: Stef has new scam, thinks that using ping pong balls will somehow mind wammy the world. Thus leaving him running it, feels this will make Marlena love him. Beginning to think I need vacation.
Day 286: Came back form vacation, things have changed some. Stef no longer thinks pin pong balls will lead to world domination. Now yanks about family an it's importance. Starting to wish he'd go back to ping pong balls.
Day 368: Meet Count Anthony DiMera today. Seems as if extremely hot Count with great fashion sense, is related to Stef. I so don’t think so. But at least he knows what looks good on him.
Day 456: Stef went behind Tony's back today an grabbed his friend Marlena Evens. Tony was so dumped on by idiot towns people. John has vowed to kill someone, hope fact man gets it right an bumps off Stef. I like hottie Count Tony, even if he's so not into boys that it's plain to see. He's married to some chick named Liz who doesn't love him. Pray he realizes I'm much better than her.
Day 560: Stef gone went off into a night time thunder storm, muttering about raising again. Did dance of joy in private, the crazy old fashion challenged bastard is gone for good. On sad note hottie Count Tony still so not into boys. Married evil woman named Anna, cried once I found out. In fact still crying, I hate that bitch!
Day 600: Count Tony no longer married to Anna! He's now engaged to stupid bitch named Kristen. Turns out Stef is still alive, blah, blah, blah... In other news Count Tony had cute fake named Andre. Who ran around for a while being him an doing all shorts of crazy stuff. Sadly Andre is loonie in the head, so not my type.
Day 640: Well Tony married stupid bitch named Kristen. Sadly she is so not into him, is into fact man. Her an Marlena and Isabella all fighting over him. My money is on Isabella, that girl is so tough. An has much better fashion sense than Marlena or stupid bitch.
Day 700: Stupid Bitch drove Count Tony to kill himself! I hate her! I fucking hate her! But I'll have my revenge, will cut off all her hair an make her into marine bitch wantabe. Have also found handy mind wammy devise. Plan on making fact man hook back up with Marlena since poor Isabella died. I miss her, she was so cool.
Day 735: Stupid Bitch got herself shoot! Was going to do dance of joy, but Stef showed up an demanded that someone pay for it. Pay, yeah they should pay. As in be paid! Hope to find them an give them large case of money I took. Stef so rich he'll never know it's missing.
Day 800: Found person who shoot stupid bitch. An boy did he need the money! The poor boy so in need of a make over, I nearly cried upon seeing him.
Day 876: Stef gone again. With luck for good, life at the mansion rocks now. Send time picking on Rolfisk, chatting with Lexie. She so has great fashion sense.
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