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zMisplaced Stories [ADMIN use only] › RPF
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
2
Views:
4,410
Reviews:
3
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own the television series that this fanfiction is written for, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
TV Talk Show
TV Talk Show: 7th Heaven and Full House
A/N:
Info:
*emotion*- stuff happens
...- Name and talking afterwards
(.....)- What the actors's / actress' real name is
Disclaimer:
I don't own any of these shows or the many characters that I barrow because if I did I would be filthy rich and living in a mansion with a TV showing only my favorite anime shows everyday. Ah, a girl can dream....such a sweet dream. Bye.
*********
Intro.
Narrator- Hello everyone. My name is...well my name, isn't really important, what is important is that I will be interview both 7th Heaven and Full House. For those who don't know 7th Heaven is a 90's TV show about a father that is a preacher and his wife that is a housewife who have 9 kids together. They deal with somewhat everyday lives but with a sappy twist. Full House is about a father that is raising his 3 daughters with his wife dieing after their 3rd child was born, resulting in a car crash, so now the father's friend and his deceased wife's brother life together along with his wife's brother's wife and their identical twin boys. Compared to 7th Heaven it has slap sticke comedy and very mild stories that deal with the entire family and actually has family morals. Now let's get on with the show!
*audience applauds LOUDLY*
*in walks the entire Full House cast through the side doors and onto the stage*
*the Tanner Family and Co. take their seats and the audience stops applauding when the sign is turned off*
Bob Saget (Danny Tanner)- Hello hmm....Miss... *nervous laughter* How shall we address you as Miss?
Narrator- Hmmm *thinks for awhile*.....*still thinking*....you can call me Candy, Candy Cane. Get it? Yeah the author writing this story really sucks at making up names, which is why SHE goes to alot of baby names webpages!
Author- Shut up BITCH! Your name is Candy Cane and you'll like it, DAMN IT!
*you can see a shadowy figure clearly give Candy Cane the finger and then she storms off cursing a mile a minute about how much Candy is a bitch in Japanese and then in English*
Narrator (Candy Cane)- *turns to give the author a huge raspberry and then turns back to the Tanner Family smiling as if nothing happened*
Michelle Elizabeth Tanner (Mary Kate and Ashely Olsen)- Daddy, the author is really mean. I don't like her.
Narrator (Candy Cane)- Sorry about that everyone. Now how did you get to become the father in this, Mr. Tanner?
Danny Ernest Tanner (Bob Saget)- Well it's very simple Ms. Cane. When a boy and a girl love each....*Michelle gags while Candy looks extremely embaressed*
Narrator (Candy Cane)- WOAH! No, wait what I mean is when did they call you to your job as playing their father in the 80's TV show Full House? You do realise that you are in fact NOT their father and that you are Bob Saget, don't you?
*Bob Saget has a really confused look on his face*
Danny Ernest Tanner (Bob Saget)- Huh? I'm always going to be their dad. Yes, this is the 20th century and it is 1984.
*Mary Kate Olsen gets up and leaves crying, Asheley comes in and comforts her while taking her off of the stage*
*Large men holding up a straight jacket come to take Bob Saget away while you can hear him screaming*
Danny Ernest Tanner (Bob Saget)- I AM THEIR FATHER!! Wait! what are you doing? No, I'm not crazy! I am truly their FATHERRRRRRRR....
Narrator (Candy Cane)- Bye bye Bob! Well that was insteresting. Let's bring out the 7th Heaven cast.
*on the stage comes in the entire 7th Heaven cast except Lorenzo and Nikolas Brino since it's past their bedtime*
*Jessica Biel looks at Dave Coulier as he smiles brightly and shows her his beaver puppet that is wearing a pimp outfit on*
*Jessica Biel looks horrified and Dave Coulier looks like he's about to cry*
Narrator (Candy Cane)- Hello 7th Heaven cast. Meet what your show was loosey based on. 80's TV show meet what the future of your show would have become if it was made in the now.
Joey Alvin Gladstone (Dave Coulier)- So Jessica Biel, do you want to go on a date with me? I can bring my friend with me. He likes to chew wood though.
Mary Camden (Jessica Biel)- Not on your fucking life you worthless two bit actor. Your a host on a children's TV show called Animal Kidding.
*Jessica Biel angry glaring at Dave Coulier as he quietly leaves the stage*
Mary Camden (Jessica Biel)- So do you wanna go out? We could have a great time together...at my place, John Stamos.
*Jessica Biel winks at John Stamos who drools*
*John smiles stupidly as he locks lips with her while she's in her chair*
Mary Camden (Jessica Biel)- Oh John!! *moaning*
Narrator (Candy Cane)- Get a fucking room, sluet and freak!
*Candy gets up out of her chair and pushes the chair over with the help of some stage sercurity*
*As soon as the chair hits the floor....CRASH!*
*more kissing and then a loud moan from Jessica Biel as John Stamos grunts equally loud*
Reverend Eric Camden (Stephen Collins)- Oh my god! There's having sex!
Annie Jackson-Camden (Catherine Hicks)- Do you have to say that in public? MacKenzie Rosman and David Gallagher are right here! Aren't you going to do ANYTHING, Candy?!
Narrator (Candy Cane)- Oh right! I'm the host of this show. *nervous laugher* Break it up you two. We'll get you your hotel room as soon as this show is over so behave.
Annie Jackson-Camden (Catherine Hicks)- Barry Watson, stop looking like you are enjoying that display!
*John and Jessica quickly get up and into their own chairs*
Narrator (Candy Cane)- So what do you think makes 7th Heaven different from Full House, Tanner Family?
Stephanie Tanner ()- I think that 7th Heaven deals alot with the teenage side. In Full House all it pretty much focused on was Michelle having amensia or D.J. having a very dumb boyfriend that wanted to get more into the relationship but could never get there because of the censors at that time.
D.J. Margaret Tanner (Candace Cameron Bure)- You BITCH! Is that how you really think of my only parts about?!
Stephanie Tanner (Jodie Sweetin)- Yes, DJ.
*Jodie Sweetin and Candace Cameron Bure end up having a huge cat fight while Barry Watson cheers them on. There is a huge bulge in his pants*
Ruthie Camden (MacKenzie Rosman)- What's wrong with Barry's pants? Near the zipper it looks really big.
*Catherine Hicks takes MacKenzie off of the stage as she glares at Candy who shrugs it off as if nothing happened*
Kimmy Louise Gibbler (Andrea Barber)- AT LEAST you all have great parts! I have to be the dumb friend of D.J. Tanner, who's the most popular girl at their school. And everyone wonders why I stopped being in public, is because of YOU...
Jesse Katsopolis (John Stamos)- They never had talked about sex on the show that I was on. This is GREAT! Now where's our hotel key so I can try it out.
*Anime sweatdrop from Candy Cane as she hands John his hotel key*
Narrator (Candy Cane)- Excuse me while I leave this wacky stage. I never even got to give out the questions that I wanted.
*Candy Cane gets out of her chair and runs off of the stage crying*
*The author comes out and sits down in Candy Cane's chair*
Author- Fun story, huh? If you have enjoyed this story and would either like too see more of it or another segement of a show just like this but with different characters then review. Tell me what kinds you would like to see. This is my first try at doing a funny humourous story. I can also write about anime and neopets as you can see from my wide selection of stories. Bye.
*The Author bows, but she should really cursity, (she's a tomboy and thinks that it's stupid to cursity when bowing doesn't injure anyone in the process) towards the audience*
*chirping cricket sounds*
A/N:
Info:
*emotion*- stuff happens
...- Name and talking afterwards
(.....)- What the actors's / actress' real name is
Disclaimer:
I don't own any of these shows or the many characters that I barrow because if I did I would be filthy rich and living in a mansion with a TV showing only my favorite anime shows everyday. Ah, a girl can dream....such a sweet dream. Bye.
*********
Intro.
Narrator- Hello everyone. My name is...well my name, isn't really important, what is important is that I will be interview both 7th Heaven and Full House. For those who don't know 7th Heaven is a 90's TV show about a father that is a preacher and his wife that is a housewife who have 9 kids together. They deal with somewhat everyday lives but with a sappy twist. Full House is about a father that is raising his 3 daughters with his wife dieing after their 3rd child was born, resulting in a car crash, so now the father's friend and his deceased wife's brother life together along with his wife's brother's wife and their identical twin boys. Compared to 7th Heaven it has slap sticke comedy and very mild stories that deal with the entire family and actually has family morals. Now let's get on with the show!
*audience applauds LOUDLY*
*in walks the entire Full House cast through the side doors and onto the stage*
*the Tanner Family and Co. take their seats and the audience stops applauding when the sign is turned off*
Bob Saget (Danny Tanner)- Hello hmm....Miss... *nervous laughter* How shall we address you as Miss?
Narrator- Hmmm *thinks for awhile*.....*still thinking*....you can call me Candy, Candy Cane. Get it? Yeah the author writing this story really sucks at making up names, which is why SHE goes to alot of baby names webpages!
Author- Shut up BITCH! Your name is Candy Cane and you'll like it, DAMN IT!
*you can see a shadowy figure clearly give Candy Cane the finger and then she storms off cursing a mile a minute about how much Candy is a bitch in Japanese and then in English*
Narrator (Candy Cane)- *turns to give the author a huge raspberry and then turns back to the Tanner Family smiling as if nothing happened*
Michelle Elizabeth Tanner (Mary Kate and Ashely Olsen)- Daddy, the author is really mean. I don't like her.
Narrator (Candy Cane)- Sorry about that everyone. Now how did you get to become the father in this, Mr. Tanner?
Danny Ernest Tanner (Bob Saget)- Well it's very simple Ms. Cane. When a boy and a girl love each....*Michelle gags while Candy looks extremely embaressed*
Narrator (Candy Cane)- WOAH! No, wait what I mean is when did they call you to your job as playing their father in the 80's TV show Full House? You do realise that you are in fact NOT their father and that you are Bob Saget, don't you?
*Bob Saget has a really confused look on his face*
Danny Ernest Tanner (Bob Saget)- Huh? I'm always going to be their dad. Yes, this is the 20th century and it is 1984.
*Mary Kate Olsen gets up and leaves crying, Asheley comes in and comforts her while taking her off of the stage*
*Large men holding up a straight jacket come to take Bob Saget away while you can hear him screaming*
Danny Ernest Tanner (Bob Saget)- I AM THEIR FATHER!! Wait! what are you doing? No, I'm not crazy! I am truly their FATHERRRRRRRR....
Narrator (Candy Cane)- Bye bye Bob! Well that was insteresting. Let's bring out the 7th Heaven cast.
*on the stage comes in the entire 7th Heaven cast except Lorenzo and Nikolas Brino since it's past their bedtime*
*Jessica Biel looks at Dave Coulier as he smiles brightly and shows her his beaver puppet that is wearing a pimp outfit on*
*Jessica Biel looks horrified and Dave Coulier looks like he's about to cry*
Narrator (Candy Cane)- Hello 7th Heaven cast. Meet what your show was loosey based on. 80's TV show meet what the future of your show would have become if it was made in the now.
Joey Alvin Gladstone (Dave Coulier)- So Jessica Biel, do you want to go on a date with me? I can bring my friend with me. He likes to chew wood though.
Mary Camden (Jessica Biel)- Not on your fucking life you worthless two bit actor. Your a host on a children's TV show called Animal Kidding.
*Jessica Biel angry glaring at Dave Coulier as he quietly leaves the stage*
Mary Camden (Jessica Biel)- So do you wanna go out? We could have a great time together...at my place, John Stamos.
*Jessica Biel winks at John Stamos who drools*
*John smiles stupidly as he locks lips with her while she's in her chair*
Mary Camden (Jessica Biel)- Oh John!! *moaning*
Narrator (Candy Cane)- Get a fucking room, sluet and freak!
*Candy gets up out of her chair and pushes the chair over with the help of some stage sercurity*
*As soon as the chair hits the floor....CRASH!*
*more kissing and then a loud moan from Jessica Biel as John Stamos grunts equally loud*
Reverend Eric Camden (Stephen Collins)- Oh my god! There's having sex!
Annie Jackson-Camden (Catherine Hicks)- Do you have to say that in public? MacKenzie Rosman and David Gallagher are right here! Aren't you going to do ANYTHING, Candy?!
Narrator (Candy Cane)- Oh right! I'm the host of this show. *nervous laugher* Break it up you two. We'll get you your hotel room as soon as this show is over so behave.
Annie Jackson-Camden (Catherine Hicks)- Barry Watson, stop looking like you are enjoying that display!
*John and Jessica quickly get up and into their own chairs*
Narrator (Candy Cane)- So what do you think makes 7th Heaven different from Full House, Tanner Family?
Stephanie Tanner ()- I think that 7th Heaven deals alot with the teenage side. In Full House all it pretty much focused on was Michelle having amensia or D.J. having a very dumb boyfriend that wanted to get more into the relationship but could never get there because of the censors at that time.
D.J. Margaret Tanner (Candace Cameron Bure)- You BITCH! Is that how you really think of my only parts about?!
Stephanie Tanner (Jodie Sweetin)- Yes, DJ.
*Jodie Sweetin and Candace Cameron Bure end up having a huge cat fight while Barry Watson cheers them on. There is a huge bulge in his pants*
Ruthie Camden (MacKenzie Rosman)- What's wrong with Barry's pants? Near the zipper it looks really big.
*Catherine Hicks takes MacKenzie off of the stage as she glares at Candy who shrugs it off as if nothing happened*
Kimmy Louise Gibbler (Andrea Barber)- AT LEAST you all have great parts! I have to be the dumb friend of D.J. Tanner, who's the most popular girl at their school. And everyone wonders why I stopped being in public, is because of YOU...
Jesse Katsopolis (John Stamos)- They never had talked about sex on the show that I was on. This is GREAT! Now where's our hotel key so I can try it out.
*Anime sweatdrop from Candy Cane as she hands John his hotel key*
Narrator (Candy Cane)- Excuse me while I leave this wacky stage. I never even got to give out the questions that I wanted.
*Candy Cane gets out of her chair and runs off of the stage crying*
*The author comes out and sits down in Candy Cane's chair*
Author- Fun story, huh? If you have enjoyed this story and would either like too see more of it or another segement of a show just like this but with different characters then review. Tell me what kinds you would like to see. This is my first try at doing a funny humourous story. I can also write about anime and neopets as you can see from my wide selection of stories. Bye.
*The Author bows, but she should really cursity, (she's a tomboy and thinks that it's stupid to cursity when bowing doesn't injure anyone in the process) towards the audience*
*chirping cricket sounds*