Asgardian Innocence

Title: Asgardian Innocence
Author: TokiMirage
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Jack O'Neill/Thor
Feedback: desired.
Characters: Jack O'Neill. Thor.
WARNING: WEIRD-ASS PAIRING for those who find it kinky! (like me[cough])
Disclaimer: I don't own Stargate: SG-1. I make no money doing this. I am just a crazy author writing fanfiction.

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A sigh escaped Colonel O’Neil as he sat at his desk, completing paperwork he’d left sitting for over a month. General Hammond had finally got on his back about it, and now Jack had to kick his ass into gear and get his shit together. It wasn’t that he didn’t like paperwork… he just didn’t like paperwork. It was a very O’Neillish thing to do, procrastinating his reports for months at a time. However, he’d been doing something rather unusual lately…

And that was figuring out a problem Carter was having with the physics of some new magnetic gizmo she found on P9X-920. Without her knowing, of course. And then, he was just approach her, give her a ‘stupid idea’ that will be the catalyst for ‘problem solved’. He was very good at dropping hints like that without seeming to. Pretending to be dumb for years on end tended to give you GREAT acting skills… not that he needed any…

That would be the typical day for Jack. Once he figured it out some problem for Carter and slipped her the hint, he would get to work on his reports… A shudder ran down his spine at the thought.

Once he finished figuring it out this time around, he popped by Carter, made a stupid comment about dumbitized physics, and continued on his way back to his room. A smirk was in place as he walked by Daniel, who was trying to carry a teetering pile of papers and books back to his office.

Shaking his head, Jack entered his own office and dived into the reports, not noticing that he was sounding intelligent in them for once. His little bout of physic-figure-outing had gotten brain cells that had long since been asleep awake once again.

Finishing his reports surprisingly quickly, Jack decided that it was about time he got some time off. After all, there were no missions during that week, his paperwork was finished, and SG-1 didn’t need ‘dumb’ Colonel O’Neil to get in the way of the smarties. Those evil little sugar coated balls of chocolate… Okay, getting off topic…

And so, he ‘respectfully requested’ the week off after handing all his paperwork to a very surprised General.

“Jack? Are you feeling okay? You finished a months worth of paperwork in five hours…” Hammond said rather cautiously, eyeing Jack closely.

Jack just smiled in that blasé O’Neil way and said nonchalantly, “It’s amazing what a person can do when they put their mind to something, sir. See ya in a week, General,” Jack said with a salute and a smirk, leaving a bemused General behind.

“What should I do…” Jack thought out loud as he walked down one of the SGC’s ‘hallways’. “Fishing?” he wondered absently as he packed up anything he might need for the week and headed on his way.

When he arrived at his cozy house, he parked his huge truck in the driveway and exited the black GMC. Entering his house after unlocking the front door, Jack smiled at the feeling of just being home. After all, he basically lived in the SGC or on any planet SG-1 was going to.

Dropping his duffle bag on the couch, Jack pondered on what he was going to do that week. Pulling a beer out of his fridge, he popped off the lid and took a drink. ‘What should I do, what should I do…’ “Maybe I should-“

Jack disappeared from his living room with a flash of light, leaving no trace of himself behind.

“-go fishing.” Jack blinked and looked around himself. “Or not.”

It seemed either Thor or some other Asgard required his audience… again. ‘What the hell is it this time? And just when I was going to enjoy a damn beer, too…’ Jack grumbled to himself as he wondered around the ship, trying to remember the way to the central control room. Maybe someone there would tell him what the hell he was beamed up for…

“Colonel O’Neill, it is good to see you again,” the voice of Thor came from behind Jack.

“What can I do for you this time… Thor…” Jack’s brain stopped functioning after he had fully turned around. Standing there wasn’t the normal short grey-assed little Asgard, but a human looking man.

“I see you are surprised at my appearance. This is what our race looked like before we altered our genetics to achieve full brain capacity. Recently we have found a way to change our appearance back to that of what we were while keeping our brains at full capacity. Your DNA in particular was the catalyst for this discovery,” Thor said in his normal calm tone.

Jack blinked and examined Thor’s new form. The Asgard’s body looked almost exactly like a human, except for a few subtle differences. Gold blonde hair was cut unevenly, so it looked like it spiked slightly. It looked rather untamable, but not in a bad way. His jaw was rather feminine, strangely enough, and his body was lean but not toned, from lack of use. His clothes looked a lot like that of a priest. There was a long cover that rested on his shoulders, drooping to the ground like a cape, the sleeves large and billowy. There was a shirt underneath to hide any skin, and the pants were large and baggy as well, not being tied at the ankles. Along with the intricate jewelwork and embroidery, it was truly an amazing outfit. The majority of it was white, except for the jade and violet jewels and embroidery.

However, the thing that amazed Jack the most were Thor’s amazing eyes, which were the most unnatural shade of bright lime green he’d ever seen with a jagged violet ring around the edge of the iris, the violet bleeding into the green with jagged spikes that didn’t reach the pupil.

Thor seemed to be rather uncomfortable for a moment before asking, “What do you think?”

Jack thought it rather strange that Thor would come all this way to ask him if he thought he looked good, but decided to answer anyway. “Honestly? You have got to be the COOLEST lookin’ guy I’ve ever met during my travels, and that’s saying something!!” he said with a grin, taking a sip of beer to stabilize his nerves.

Thor smiled and walked towards him. Looking curiously at the bottle in Jack’s hand, he asked, “What is that?”

Jack looked down at his beer stupidly for a moment before answering. “It’s called a beer. Form of alcohol. It depresses the functions of the brain so we relax and enjoy not thinking about life seriously for once. Depending on the amount you consume, your judgment is impaired by the alcohol in your system,” he said intelligently, causing Thor to blink and stare at him. They were about the same height.

“Colonel, do you mind if I call you Jack?” Thor asked. Seeing Jack’s nod, he asked, “Why do you hide your intelligence from others, Jack?”

Jack blinked. Why was he asking THAT question of all the damn questions in the universe? “Uh…” he said intelligently.

Thor smiled again when Jack’s brain seemed to be having trouble figuring out an answer. “There is something else I’d like to show you, Jack,” Thor said, pulling the Colonel along the hall of the Asgard ship.

Soon they arrived at what appeared to be a bath. Rather, a hotspring. It was amazing what the little dude (maybe not so little any more) could pull out of thin air. “Uh… Are we going to have a bath or something?” Jack asked uneasily, not knowing what the heck was going on around him.

“I’ve been watching you for a while, and since you are finally taking a break from the SGC, I decided to give you something to do while on your break. You were wondering out loud what to do not long before I brought you here,” Thor said as he pushed Jack into the large room.

“How in the world did you manage to pull this together?” Jack asked in surprise.

“Normally the bathing quarters are machine and clean instantly. However, I have found it a pleasant experience to ‘bathe’ as you humans do. It is very relaxing, and I believe that is what you need at this moment: some relaxation,” Thor said as he led Jack to a change room where he could undress and get ready to go in the hotspring. It was based off of one of the best hotsprings Thor could find on earth, although it had been modified to perfection.

‘Wow. Technology is truly amazing. The Asgard are an amazing race… Oh great, now I’m sounding like Daniel when he’s talking about his rocks… I’d better stop that…’ Jack thought, shuddering as he undressed quickly, eager to get into the (free!) five star hotspring. Wrapping a towel around his waist, he left the change room to find Thor already inside the steaming water. Unwrapping the towel from his waist, Jack climbed into the water and sighed a sigh that portrayed utter bliss and relaxation. It almost seemed like the water was massaging him…

Thor watched as Jack relaxed into the water, the expression on his face causing a reaction in the Asgard’s body that he had never felt before in his life time. It was extremely pleasant, but he didn’t know what it was… Reaching down for the aching hard organ between his legs, the Asgard followed his instincts and gripped the hot flesh. A shudder of something extremely nice rocked his body as he slowly moved his hand up and down. Frowning slightly, he forced himself to stop and look at Jack. “Jack…” Thor began uncomfortably, though not knowing why it might be an awkward thing to talk to the human about.

“Hm… Yea?” Jack asked as he relaxed.

“I am feeling strange… My body is reacting to some outside influence,” Thor said with confusion evident in his voice.

Jack’s eyes opened slowly at the confusion in the all-knowing Asgard’s voice. “What is it?” he asked, floating over to the Asgard.

“It is uncomfortable to speak of, yet I don’t know why,” he said, genuinely having no clue what was going on.

“Where’s the problem?” Jack asked.

Heat rushed to Thor’s face at Jack’s closeness. He pointed downwards at the place between his legs. He watched as comprehension dawned in Jacks eyes, followed by a little mischief.

“You mean, a feeling like this?” Jack asked, gripping Thor’s member and stroking it gently. He watched with half-lidded eyes as the confused Asgard shuddered under his touch, reacting as though he were ultra-sensitive.

“Y-yes,” Thor said, closing his eyes as he floated in the wonderful feeling, Jack’s hand making him feel an incredible pleasure he was shocked to realize he’d never experienced all those years while in the altered bodies that supported their intelligence far better than their original forms.

“Do you like the feeling?” Jack asked softly, his eyes half-lidded as he gently blew cold air onto the side of Thor’s neck.

“Y-yes,” was all the Asgard could manage to get out, shudders wracking his body with each stroke.

Jack gently kissed his neck, teeth nibbling gently at the flushed skin. A smirk grew on his face as he listened to Thor’s breath hitch and then increase in pace. Gently kissing a trail up the column of delicious neck, Jack soon reached an earlobe and nibbled it. Removing his hand from Thor’s member, Jack used his other hand to trace gentle circles on the Asgard’s chest, pinching and pulling gently at the right nipple as he licked a trail along Thor’s jaw to his swollen and luscious lips.

The kiss was hot and mind-blowing as Jack slipped his tongue inside and tasted every corner of Thor’s mouth. He had an interesting taste, compared to humans, which was very sweet… and addicting. Pulling away from the tantalizing mouth to regain his breath, Jack stared into Thor’s glazed over eyes. He was emitting small pants, and was having trouble breathing with the combination of Jack and the hotspring steam.

“Want more?” Jack asked innocently, gently sucking on Thor’s neck as he made up his mind. It didn’t take very long.

“Y-yes.”

Jack smirked and exhaled over the damp skin. Gently picking Thor up in the deep water, he walked over to a shallow area with rocks and green moss surrounding it. Placing Thor gently on his stomach on the moss, Jack climbed on top of him and straddled his hips, making sure Thor could feel his erection. Kissing a trail down the smooth spine, he smirked at the trembling form beneath him. Suddenly, something occurred to him.

“You know, buddy, this might hurt if we don’t get any lube,” Jack said with a hint of concern in his voice. “You stay right here, I’m gonna go beam some stuff up from earth.”

And so, Thor was left to struggle with a war of feelings inside him that wouldn’t subside until Jack was done whatever he planned on doing. To his utter relief, the man came back rather quickly with a small bottle in his hand.

Jack pulled Thor partially upright, with his knees bent and stomach off the moss. He instructed Thor to place his head on his arms for support while squeezing a healthy amount of the gel onto his hand. Quickly coating it over his fingers, he gently pushed an index finger inside and waited patiently for Thor to adjust to the rather uncomfortable feeling.

Jack whispered words of comfort and hints of pleasure to come if Thor was patient in the Asgard’s ear. “Relax…” he said softly, kissing his neck gently as he added another finger, causing Thor to wince. Reaching around with his other hand, Jack idly stroked Thor, enough for him to feel it, but not enough for him to feel any completeness. And so, Thor was moaning gently and before he knew it, Jack was already inside him and waiting for the Asgard to notice.

Placing his hands on Thor’s hips, Jack pulled out slowly before pushing back in, eliciting a whimper from Thor, who was experiencing things he never would have before. A bright red stained his cheeks as Jack pushed back inside, and hit that little bundle of nerves.

Stars danced before Thor’s eyes as a wave of pleasure hit him again and again. The feeling built up and before he knew it, he released himself all over the moss. His body trembled with the after-shocks as Jack curled up behind him and gently kissed his neck.

“Perhaps we should do this again some time,” Jack whispered tantalizingly in the Asgard’s ear. Thor only nodded his head as exhaustion set in.

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There. That was kinky. Hope ya liked it!!!