Attack of Hard'on

Once upon a time there were five Rangers, imbued with mystical powers. they were called the Power Rangers. Thier leader, the all mighty Zordon had guided them through the most challenging of times and got them trough but he held the darkest of dark secrets. known only to alpha 5, every so often when the planets were alligned, he would transform into the evil and sexually active entity HARDON.
Unluckily for the world, this coming tuesday, the planets would infact allign again and Hardo would be unleashed.
"Wow,its so big" said Kimberly as she looked at Rocky's new motorbike, "Almost as big as your cock!"
"Baby, you know nothings that big, lets go and get down and dirty in the janitors closet."
"OK"
While Rocky and Kimberly were shagging, Billy was persuing less interesting activities but we're going to focus on him.
"Wow, it's so big" he said looking at his TV set. Billy had installed hidden cameras in the janitors closet and liked to watch the couples get it on. As he couldn't get a lady friend of his own, and getting tired of men, Billy liked to pretend that he was the young stud giving the girl a good seeing to as he wanked of. Billy had a pathetically small penis, sometimes he even laughed at it himself, but today wasn't that bad, he managed to get it to 2 and a half inches. He had tried all the 'make it big quick' schemes but to date nothing had worked.
Meanwhile Zach had his out. Zach didn't have Billy's problem as he was black and had a cock like a cow's back leg. Currently he was giving it to the yellow one that no-one really liked but you know, take it how you can get it. as his massive meat slammed in and out of her rectum thier watches went off.
"Goddamnit!" Zach shouted, "always when i'm fucking"
As the gang ran out of their respective hideaways,cum still dripping off them, Rocky said "What is it Alpha?"
"Ai, ai, ai Rangers. You must come quickl..." the sound cut out explosions and other general noises of destruction going on in the background.
"Holy shit, what the fucks going down there?" Zach asked looking around the team.
"I dont know" said Rocky "but we should go investigate"
"I dont know it sounds kind of dangerous"
"Shut up Billy"
At that moment they turned into those coloured stripes and flew through the sky, luckily no-one being around. As they landed in their HQ a large peice of debris landed on billy. No-one took much notice.
"Alpha, Alpha, what's going on?" asked Kimberly.
"Ai, ai, ai, it's, it's Zordon"
"What about Zordon?"
"He's changed"
"Changed, what do you mean?
"When the planets allign he becomes the terrible, evil Hardon!"
Hmmmm, sounds interesting Kimberly thought.
"He trashed this place and then flew off"
"Right let's go and find him, i'm sure the thought of a giant penis appeals to everyone, especially you Billy"
"..gargle.."
Rocky faced the camera and shouted "IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!!"
Once they were all lycra clad supers (except for Billy who by now was barely alive) they flew off.
At that same moment, Hardon had landed in a remote deserty patch in the middle of nowhere, just the right size for a fight between a giant penis and a equally giant robot made of dinosaurs.
"I'm going to destroy the world, ha, ha, ha. for too long have i been couped up in that tube! Never again!"
Luckily seconds later the Power Rangers arrived ready to kick some ass, or dick as the case may be.
"Ha,ha,ha you think you puny Rangers can stop me? I,m not one of those other villainsthat are made of modelling clay!"
"What can we do?" asked the yellow one "he's our leader, we can just make hm explode like the others"
" thats right we're going to need some knew tactics" said Rocky, slightly envious at the size of Hardon's hardon.
"Kimberly, take off your motorcycle helmet and lycra suit"
By this point Kimberly had forgotten everything and was transfixed by the throbbing, purple helmeted, love warrior she saw before her.
"Kimberly!"
"oh ok, if you think it will help" everybody agreed it would.
While Hardon was distracted by the now naked and hotter than a bag full of hot things Kimberly, the others joined together to become the mighty MEGAZORD which, without Billy (who was dead) or Kimberly (who was naked), resembled a slightly lame and pathetic transformer. the one that the others laughed at and never let join in the transformer games.
"Must have Kimberly" said Hardon as he lurched toward the nude girl
"Yeah give it to me big boy"
As Hardon was still distracted the megazord crept around his back, grabbed hi and started to wank him furiously. The combination of both the sight of naked Kim and the pleasure of being wanked by a lame transformer was too much for Hardon and he spilled his glory juice every wher filling up the crater they were fighting in. As he became limp the evilness subsided and Zordon returned.
"Well that was a fun adventure" Rocky said pleased with himself."We all got some action, we saved the world from a giant penis, we saved Zordon and Billy died. All in all a 100% successful mission" As everyone chuckled they turned back into the cloured stripes and shot off home.

Years have passed since that fateful day. Series have come and gone, te Rangers have changed but to this day children still swim in the lake that was formed by Hardons massive ejaculation, blisfully unaware that it is semen they splash at each other and drink when they're thirsty.