Nursey Rhymes
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Stargate: SG-1 › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
2
Views:
2,253
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0
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Currently Reading:
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Nursey Rhymes
These were written December of 2003, during the snow storms. We were bored at work. The mall wouldn't close early. So what else was there to do.
Not intended for the kiddies ;)
Title: Nursery Rhymes.. Not for the Kids
Author: Chaff & Dee
Pairing: Jack/Daniel Sam/Teal'c
Rating: R
Catergory: Seriously Dellusional Humour. Your take.
Date: December 5,6, 2003
Status: Hopefully continual. If any good. Or anyone
has any better ideas????
Synopsis: Just the ruining of childrens rhymes.
Notes: Vert short rhymes. Very dirty rhymes. My boss
is as much to blame for these as I am. As our both of
our Mothers. They told them to us...
Warnings: Bad....This is just for fun..Just posted
them here for the sick people like me to enjoy.
Nothing else.
Disclaimer: No offense to the kiddies. No offense to
Mother Goose. No offense to stargate SG1 Actors. No
offense to anyone who like the rhymes. No offense to
the mentally stable. I'm just nutz...
1. Jack be nimble
But don't be too quick
Cause Daniel wants to savior
His time on your thick, hard dick.
2. Jack directed his hard erection
Into his lover's core
After all of a minute, he came within im'
And left Daniel wanting more.
3. Jack be limber
And he comes real quick
Especially when he jumps on
Daniels mean, long dick.
4. Colonel O'Neill blew
On Daniel's big horn
While Sam and Teal'c screwd
And the General read porn.
5. Big Jack please
Come blow my cock
Your Danny is waiting
Hard as a rock.
The last one.. and my fav..
6. Colonel O'Neill come blow your mate
Daniel is waiting down by the stargate
The General's in the office
The teams are away
Where is the Colonel that looks after the team
He's under Daniel. Just about to get reamed.
Not intended for the kiddies ;)
Title: Nursery Rhymes.. Not for the Kids
Author: Chaff & Dee
Pairing: Jack/Daniel Sam/Teal'c
Rating: R
Catergory: Seriously Dellusional Humour. Your take.
Date: December 5,6, 2003
Status: Hopefully continual. If any good. Or anyone
has any better ideas????
Synopsis: Just the ruining of childrens rhymes.
Notes: Vert short rhymes. Very dirty rhymes. My boss
is as much to blame for these as I am. As our both of
our Mothers. They told them to us...
Warnings: Bad....This is just for fun..Just posted
them here for the sick people like me to enjoy.
Nothing else.
Disclaimer: No offense to the kiddies. No offense to
Mother Goose. No offense to stargate SG1 Actors. No
offense to anyone who like the rhymes. No offense to
the mentally stable. I'm just nutz...
1. Jack be nimble
But don't be too quick
Cause Daniel wants to savior
His time on your thick, hard dick.
2. Jack directed his hard erection
Into his lover's core
After all of a minute, he came within im'
And left Daniel wanting more.
3. Jack be limber
And he comes real quick
Especially when he jumps on
Daniels mean, long dick.
4. Colonel O'Neill blew
On Daniel's big horn
While Sam and Teal'c screwd
And the General read porn.
5. Big Jack please
Come blow my cock
Your Danny is waiting
Hard as a rock.
The last one.. and my fav..
6. Colonel O'Neill come blow your mate
Daniel is waiting down by the stargate
The General's in the office
The teams are away
Where is the Colonel that looks after the team
He's under Daniel. Just about to get reamed.