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TOW They Had a Fight
A/N 1: My friend Jacqueline and I have collaborated to write this story.
A/N 2: For those of you who are Monica and Chandler lovers, my best bet for you is to steer clear of this story. My friend and I thought it would be interesting to screw with Monica and Chandler storyline a little. OK...maybe a lot. Read it at your own risk, and don't bash at us after you've read it, we've already warned you. Oh, and we decided it would be more interesting if Richard and Janice never have meet and hooked up. :) So enjoy. And this is our first real Friends fan fiction. So be nice and review.
A/N 3: Oh, one more thing, this takes place after Chandler and Monica just got married.
Part 1
Monica's Place
Monica: [Yelling] So, it's alright for you to flirt but not for me?
Chandler: Yes. I'm a guy. And guys are a lot different from girls. Lots!
Monica: So you're saying it's no a right for girls to flirt but it's a right for guys.
Chandler: Yes. That's right.
Monica: [Outraged] Urg, God! Do you know how stupid you sound? How sexist you sound?
Chandler: Do I? At least I don't spend my time saying, [imitating Monica] "I want a baby"!
Monica: [Her face is flaming up] At least I don't waste my time watching "Boobwatch"!
Chandler: Hey! It's "Baywatch" ok. And you are never to insult the girls OR the show itself!
Monica: Oh so now you're giving me order?
Chandler: [Mocking her] No I'm not giving you order.
Monica: Urg God! I don't want to even look at you anymore. [Walk out the apartment and slam the door]
Second later Phoebe walks in.
Phoebe: Hey Chan, bump into Monica in the hallway. She looks mad. Had y'all first major newly wed fight?
Chandler: No. Yeah. She just got me so mad! [Sat down on the couch]
Phoebe: What happened? What did she do? [Put her bag down and sat down]
Chandler: I caught her flirting with...with RICHARD at cof coffee house. [He yelled]
Phoebe: [In shock (gasped)] How could she?
Chandler: I know! That's when I confronted her and she totally denied it! I saw her with my own eyes. It was so obvious they were flirting.
Next day at Central Perk
Chandler is by himself drinking coffee when someone unexpected entered.
Chandler: Thanks Gunther.
Janice: Oh. My. God!
Chandler: [To himself] Oh no, oh no, for the love of God no!
Janice: Chandler Bing!
Chandler: No! No! You have me mistaken with someone else. [Hoping Janice will believe him]
Janice: My dear sweet Bing-a-Ling. When did you come back of Yemen? [Irritating laughter.]
Chandler: Well just an hour ago. [Nervously]
Janice: We have so much to catch up on, like 3 years worth of snuggling. [Annoying laugh]
Chandler: Janice I have to be honest. I don't love you anymore. I'm going out with Monica and I'm just so sorry.
Janice: [Choked up and about to break down] H...how? You just got back.
Chandler: [Stuttering] Yeah, I just got out of the airport and Monica... Monica just jumped up on me and kissed me! And I was like...Wow she really missed me, and a great kisser. So this thought just came to my mind that I love her.
Janice: [Actually bought it] Oh! Well... there you go [crying]. It was nice seeing you again. Excuse me I gotta go. [Ran out the coffee house wiping tears off her face, and bump into Richard.
Richard: Whoa!
Janice: [Still crying] Oh I'm so sorry.
Richard: Oh, are you ok? [Noticed she crying.]
Janice: No, Chandler... Chandler, don't love me no more.
Richard: I'm taken that as Chandler Bing?
Janice: Yes, you know him?
Richard: Well yeah, used to.
Janice: Oh my
Bing-a-ling! [Break down onto Richard]
Richard: [Taken a back from it] Oh...it's ok ["trying" to comfort her]
Janice: [Sobbing] How could he?
Richard: [Looking around] Uh, I think we should go inside. I don't want to attract any attention.
Janice: Oh I can't. He's in there.
Richard: Well look, why don't we just go to my place and I'll fix you some coffee. Okay?
Janice: All right. By the way my name is Janice.
Richard: Well hi Janice, My name is Richard.
Back at Chandler & Monica's
Chandler: Phoebe, why would Monica do that? And right in my face too.
Phoebe: Chandler don't feel so bad look she's probably didn't know she was doing it.
Chandler: It's just that she...It feels so bad and...Uh...can you hold me Phoebe, please.
Phoebe: Why sure, look I'll be here for you as long as you need me okay. I'll do anything for you.
Chandler: Anything?
Phoebe: [Caring Voice] Anything.
Chandler: Well there is something I always wanted to ask you but I was afraid to...ask you.
Phoebe: Just ask it, you never have to be embarrassed or shy to ask me anything all right? Now what is it?
Chandler: All right, here it goes. Phoebe will you kiss me. No, okay. Bye, bye.
Phoebe: Chandler, are you serious?
Chandler: Yes.
Phoebe: Well this is great. [All ecstatic]
Chandler: Huh? [Looking puzzled and bewildered]
Phoebe: Well Chandler, to think that I've always wanted to be with you even if it was a one-night-stand or a fling even. But the real thing is I just want to be with you Chandler Bing. Will you be my Bing-a-ling?
Chandler: [Happy as can be] Okay. Well what can I do for you Phoebe?
Phoebe: How about right now in the bedroom and I promised you won't forget it either. It will be all worth a while.
Central Perk
Ross walked into the coffee house.
Ross: Has anyone seen Monica?
Joey: Uh, no why?
Ross: Oh nothing. Just wanted to tell her, my parents are having a dinner party.
Rachel: Well, she should be at the apartment.
Ross: No, she's not there.
Rachel: Well, that's weird. Where else can she be other than here and the apartment?
Joey: Beats me.
Richard Place
In bed
Janice: Oh. My. God!
Richard: Yeah!
Janice: That was amazing.
Chandler and Monica's
Phoebe and Chandler are in bed together.
Chandler: Oh. My. God.
Phoebe: I know!
Chandler: You are soooo much better than Monica.
Phoebe: Man of my word.
Chandler: Phoebe will you marry me?
Phoebe: You really mean it?
Chandler: Yes, of course why not?
Phoebe: You say that now bun yon you keep up with your word?
Chandler: I think I can. No, I don't think.
Phoebe: Oh that's too bad, that means no more flexible Phoebe for you.
Chandler: That's ok I guess, because I really want to be with Monica.
Phoebe: That's alright.
Monica walked into the bedroom and saw Phoebe and Chandler in bed.
Monica: What in the world are you doing?
Chandler: I can explain everything.
Monica: Save it! [She stormed out]
Chandler: [To Phoebe] Now what am I gonna do?
Phoebe: Well we *could* go for another round [smiling].
Chandler: Phoebe, I'm serious.
Phoebe: As am I!
Chandler: Wait why am I saying no to sex?
Phoebe: That's MY Chandler.
[Monica walks in while Richard and Janice are also going for another round.]
Monica: Richard I need your help can you...
Richard: Uh, Monica, I didn't expect you were coming.
Janice: Monica!
Monica: Oh, my God! What's happening to the world? I gotta get outta here [looking sick].
Richard: Mind coming over here and join us for a couple of rounds?
Monica: Well...I've never done this before. Can you talk me through this?
Richard: What is there to explain you've had sex with me before.
Monica: I'm talking about Janice.
Janice: Well, Monica. I'm glad you finally came around. I never knew you were a swinger.
Monica: Well, a lot of people don't know that about me.
[Monica gets undressed and jumps on Janice. Monica starts kissing Janice very passionately. Monica pulls back and says]
Monica: Oh, wow.
Richard: Now, Monica, take your hand and put one finger in her.
[Monica feels like a man now and she feels wonderful.]
Janice: Ooh ohh ohh, yees. es. Monica, yes, you're so much better than Chandler ever was. Keep going, never stop.
Richard: Wow! Orgasm on the first try.
Monica:[Sultry] I'm known for satisfying people, ynow.now.
[Janice moaning harder and harder.]
Janice: Monica, Monica, Monica!
Janice bites her bites her lips and grabs the sheets as hard as she can. Monica is feeling powerful like a man as she goes faster and faster. Janice is getting more even more pleasure after each thrust of Monica's "magic fingers!"]
Monica: You like that don't you, baby. Do you want more huh? Do you? You want it harder huh? Take it harder.
Janice: More, more give it to me harder baby. Don't stop, don't ever stop.
[Richard is getting more mor more impatient so he starts pleasuring himself! Sick bastard. Monica and Janice see this act look at each other grab Richard throws him on the bed and start doing "nasty" things to him.]
Richard: I was quite fine with you two going at it you know. [Trying to play it of.]
Monica: Na uh uh, you're gonna enjoy every last bit of it honey.
Janice: That's right you watched us now you're gonna get what you deserve. [She throws on an evil smile.]
At Richard's Place
Part 4
[Monica walks in while Richard and Janice are also going for another round.]
Monica: Richard I need your help can you...
Richard: Uh, Monica, I didn't expect you were coming.
Janice: Monica!
Monica: Oh, my God! What's happening to the world? I gotta get outta here [looking sick].
Richard: Mind coming over here and join us for a couple of rounds?
Monica: Well...I've never done this before. Can you talk me through this?
Richard: What is there to explain you've had sex with me before.
Monica: I'm talking about Janice.
Janice: Well, Monica. I'm glad you finally came around. I never knew you were a swinger.
Monica: Well, a lot of people don't know that about me.
[Monica gets undressed and jumps on Janice. Monica starts kissing Janice very passionately. Monica pulls back and says]
Monica: Oh, wow.
Richard: Now, Monica, take your hand and put one finger in her.
[Monica feels like a man now and she feels wonderful.]
Janice: Ooh ohh ohh, yes, yes. Monica, yes, you're so much better than Chandler ever was. Keep going, never stop.
Richard: Wow! Orgasm on the first try.
Monica:[Sultry] I'm known for satisfying people, you know.
[Janice moaning harder and harder.]
Janice: Monica, Monica, Monica!
Janice bites her bites her lips and grabs the sheets as hard as she can. Monica is feeling powerful likean aan as she goes faster and faster. Janice is getting more even more pleasure after each thrust of Monica's "magic fingers!"]
Monica: You like that don't you, baby. Do you want more huh? Do you? You want it harder huh? Take it harder.
Janice: More, more give it to me harder baby. Don't stop, don't ever stop.
[Richard is getting more and more impatient so he starts pleasuring himself! Sick bastard. Monica and Janice see this act look at each other grab Richard throws him on the bed and start doing "nasty" things to him.]
Richard: I was quite fine with you two going at it you know. [Trying to play it of.]
Monica: Na uh uh, you're gonna enjoy every last bit of it honey.
Janice: That's right you watched us now you're gonna get what you deserve. [She throws on an evil smile.]
At Richard's Place
Part 4
[Monica walks in while Richard and Janice are also going for another round.]
Monica: Richard I need your help can you...
Richard: Uh, Monica, I didn't expect you were coming.
Janice: Monica!
Monica: Oh, my God! What's happening to the world? I gotta get outta here [looking sick].
Richard: Mind coming over here and join us for a couple of rounds?
Monica: Well...I've never done this before. Can you talk me through this?
Richard: What is there to explain you've had sex with me before.
Monica: I'm talking about Janice.
Janice: Well, Monica. I'm glad you finally came around. I never knew you were a swinger.
Monica: Well, a lot of people don't know that about me.
[Monica gets undressed and jumps on Janice. Monica starts kissing Janice very passionately. Monica pulls back and says]
Monica: Oh, wow.
Richard: Now, Monica, take your hand and put one finger in her.
[Monica feels like a man now and she feels wonderful.]
Janice: Ooh ohh ohh, yes, yes. Monica, yes, you're so much better than Chandler ever was. Keep going, never stop.
Richard: Wow! Orgasm on the first try.
Monica:[Sultry] I'm known for satisfying people, you know.
[Janice moaning harder and harder.]
Janice: Monica, Monica, Monica!
Janice bites her bites her lips and grabs the sheets as hard as she can. Monica is feeling powerful like a man as she goes faster and faster. Janice is getting more even more pleasure after each thrust of Monica's "magic fingers!"]
Monica: You like that don't you, baby. Do you want more huh? Do you? You want it harder huh? Take it harder.
Janice: More, more give it to me harder baby. Don't stop, don't ever stop.
[Richard is getting more and more impatient so he starts pleasuring himself! Sick bastard. Monica and Janice see this act look at each other grab Richard throws him on the bed and start doing "nasty" things to him.]
Richard: I was quite fine with you two going at it you know. [Trying to play it of.]
Monica: Na uh uh, you're gonna enjoy every last bit of it h.
.
Janice: That's right you watched us now you're gonna get what you deserve. [She throws on an evil smile.]
Back with scandalous Chandler and The Phoebe (flexible that is.)
Chandler: Mmmm (kissing) How knew you could flex but not like this. Do that position that I like.
Phoebe: You mean this one? ;-)
Phoebe climbs on top of Chandler and starts going faster and faster while Chandler is about to lose his mind. He then notices that what he is doing all wrong.
Chandler: Wait, wait, I think what we're doing is all wrong, we should not be doing this!
Phoebe: You are so right, Chan-man. You get on top, and I'll bring you even closer to me than you ever thought.
Chandler: I'm serious, Phoebe, I just can't do this. I'm married to Monica and I just can't do this to her anymore, get dressed and help me look for Monica, please.
Phoebe: All right. I'll help you but you know your missing out on some good shit here you know? This is quality shit right here. This is Beverly Hills type of shit right here that you're missing out on here. I'm glad you know. You will never get another chance like this ever again. :/
Chandler: I know, I know. (In a whiny voice.)
A/N 2: For those of you who are Monica and Chandler lovers, my best bet for you is to steer clear of this story. My friend and I thought it would be interesting to screw with Monica and Chandler storyline a little. OK...maybe a lot. Read it at your own risk, and don't bash at us after you've read it, we've already warned you. Oh, and we decided it would be more interesting if Richard and Janice never have meet and hooked up. :) So enjoy. And this is our first real Friends fan fiction. So be nice and review.
A/N 3: Oh, one more thing, this takes place after Chandler and Monica just got married.
Part 1
Monica's Place
Monica: [Yelling] So, it's alright for you to flirt but not for me?
Chandler: Yes. I'm a guy. And guys are a lot different from girls. Lots!
Monica: So you're saying it's no a right for girls to flirt but it's a right for guys.
Chandler: Yes. That's right.
Monica: [Outraged] Urg, God! Do you know how stupid you sound? How sexist you sound?
Chandler: Do I? At least I don't spend my time saying, [imitating Monica] "I want a baby"!
Monica: [Her face is flaming up] At least I don't waste my time watching "Boobwatch"!
Chandler: Hey! It's "Baywatch" ok. And you are never to insult the girls OR the show itself!
Monica: Oh so now you're giving me order?
Chandler: [Mocking her] No I'm not giving you order.
Monica: Urg God! I don't want to even look at you anymore. [Walk out the apartment and slam the door]
Second later Phoebe walks in.
Phoebe: Hey Chan, bump into Monica in the hallway. She looks mad. Had y'all first major newly wed fight?
Chandler: No. Yeah. She just got me so mad! [Sat down on the couch]
Phoebe: What happened? What did she do? [Put her bag down and sat down]
Chandler: I caught her flirting with...with RICHARD at cof coffee house. [He yelled]
Phoebe: [In shock (gasped)] How could she?
Chandler: I know! That's when I confronted her and she totally denied it! I saw her with my own eyes. It was so obvious they were flirting.
Next day at Central Perk
Chandler is by himself drinking coffee when someone unexpected entered.
Chandler: Thanks Gunther.
Janice: Oh. My. God!
Chandler: [To himself] Oh no, oh no, for the love of God no!
Janice: Chandler Bing!
Chandler: No! No! You have me mistaken with someone else. [Hoping Janice will believe him]
Janice: My dear sweet Bing-a-Ling. When did you come back of Yemen? [Irritating laughter.]
Chandler: Well just an hour ago. [Nervously]
Janice: We have so much to catch up on, like 3 years worth of snuggling. [Annoying laugh]
Chandler: Janice I have to be honest. I don't love you anymore. I'm going out with Monica and I'm just so sorry.
Janice: [Choked up and about to break down] H...how? You just got back.
Chandler: [Stuttering] Yeah, I just got out of the airport and Monica... Monica just jumped up on me and kissed me! And I was like...Wow she really missed me, and a great kisser. So this thought just came to my mind that I love her.
Janice: [Actually bought it] Oh! Well... there you go [crying]. It was nice seeing you again. Excuse me I gotta go. [Ran out the coffee house wiping tears off her face, and bump into Richard.
Richard: Whoa!
Janice: [Still crying] Oh I'm so sorry.
Richard: Oh, are you ok? [Noticed she crying.]
Janice: No, Chandler... Chandler, don't love me no more.
Richard: I'm taken that as Chandler Bing?
Janice: Yes, you know him?
Richard: Well yeah, used to.
Janice: Oh my
Bing-a-ling! [Break down onto Richard]
Richard: [Taken a back from it] Oh...it's ok ["trying" to comfort her]
Janice: [Sobbing] How could he?
Richard: [Looking around] Uh, I think we should go inside. I don't want to attract any attention.
Janice: Oh I can't. He's in there.
Richard: Well look, why don't we just go to my place and I'll fix you some coffee. Okay?
Janice: All right. By the way my name is Janice.
Richard: Well hi Janice, My name is Richard.
Back at Chandler & Monica's
Chandler: Phoebe, why would Monica do that? And right in my face too.
Phoebe: Chandler don't feel so bad look she's probably didn't know she was doing it.
Chandler: It's just that she...It feels so bad and...Uh...can you hold me Phoebe, please.
Phoebe: Why sure, look I'll be here for you as long as you need me okay. I'll do anything for you.
Chandler: Anything?
Phoebe: [Caring Voice] Anything.
Chandler: Well there is something I always wanted to ask you but I was afraid to...ask you.
Phoebe: Just ask it, you never have to be embarrassed or shy to ask me anything all right? Now what is it?
Chandler: All right, here it goes. Phoebe will you kiss me. No, okay. Bye, bye.
Phoebe: Chandler, are you serious?
Chandler: Yes.
Phoebe: Well this is great. [All ecstatic]
Chandler: Huh? [Looking puzzled and bewildered]
Phoebe: Well Chandler, to think that I've always wanted to be with you even if it was a one-night-stand or a fling even. But the real thing is I just want to be with you Chandler Bing. Will you be my Bing-a-ling?
Chandler: [Happy as can be] Okay. Well what can I do for you Phoebe?
Phoebe: How about right now in the bedroom and I promised you won't forget it either. It will be all worth a while.
Central Perk
Ross walked into the coffee house.
Ross: Has anyone seen Monica?
Joey: Uh, no why?
Ross: Oh nothing. Just wanted to tell her, my parents are having a dinner party.
Rachel: Well, she should be at the apartment.
Ross: No, she's not there.
Rachel: Well, that's weird. Where else can she be other than here and the apartment?
Joey: Beats me.
Richard Place
In bed
Janice: Oh. My. God!
Richard: Yeah!
Janice: That was amazing.
Chandler and Monica's
Phoebe and Chandler are in bed together.
Chandler: Oh. My. God.
Phoebe: I know!
Chandler: You are soooo much better than Monica.
Phoebe: Man of my word.
Chandler: Phoebe will you marry me?
Phoebe: You really mean it?
Chandler: Yes, of course why not?
Phoebe: You say that now bun yon you keep up with your word?
Chandler: I think I can. No, I don't think.
Phoebe: Oh that's too bad, that means no more flexible Phoebe for you.
Chandler: That's ok I guess, because I really want to be with Monica.
Phoebe: That's alright.
Monica walked into the bedroom and saw Phoebe and Chandler in bed.
Monica: What in the world are you doing?
Chandler: I can explain everything.
Monica: Save it! [She stormed out]
Chandler: [To Phoebe] Now what am I gonna do?
Phoebe: Well we *could* go for another round [smiling].
Chandler: Phoebe, I'm serious.
Phoebe: As am I!
Chandler: Wait why am I saying no to sex?
Phoebe: That's MY Chandler.
[Monica walks in while Richard and Janice are also going for another round.]
Monica: Richard I need your help can you...
Richard: Uh, Monica, I didn't expect you were coming.
Janice: Monica!
Monica: Oh, my God! What's happening to the world? I gotta get outta here [looking sick].
Richard: Mind coming over here and join us for a couple of rounds?
Monica: Well...I've never done this before. Can you talk me through this?
Richard: What is there to explain you've had sex with me before.
Monica: I'm talking about Janice.
Janice: Well, Monica. I'm glad you finally came around. I never knew you were a swinger.
Monica: Well, a lot of people don't know that about me.
[Monica gets undressed and jumps on Janice. Monica starts kissing Janice very passionately. Monica pulls back and says]
Monica: Oh, wow.
Richard: Now, Monica, take your hand and put one finger in her.
[Monica feels like a man now and she feels wonderful.]
Janice: Ooh ohh ohh, yees. es. Monica, yes, you're so much better than Chandler ever was. Keep going, never stop.
Richard: Wow! Orgasm on the first try.
Monica:[Sultry] I'm known for satisfying people, ynow.now.
[Janice moaning harder and harder.]
Janice: Monica, Monica, Monica!
Janice bites her bites her lips and grabs the sheets as hard as she can. Monica is feeling powerful like a man as she goes faster and faster. Janice is getting more even more pleasure after each thrust of Monica's "magic fingers!"]
Monica: You like that don't you, baby. Do you want more huh? Do you? You want it harder huh? Take it harder.
Janice: More, more give it to me harder baby. Don't stop, don't ever stop.
[Richard is getting more mor more impatient so he starts pleasuring himself! Sick bastard. Monica and Janice see this act look at each other grab Richard throws him on the bed and start doing "nasty" things to him.]
Richard: I was quite fine with you two going at it you know. [Trying to play it of.]
Monica: Na uh uh, you're gonna enjoy every last bit of it honey.
Janice: That's right you watched us now you're gonna get what you deserve. [She throws on an evil smile.]
At Richard's Place
Part 4
[Monica walks in while Richard and Janice are also going for another round.]
Monica: Richard I need your help can you...
Richard: Uh, Monica, I didn't expect you were coming.
Janice: Monica!
Monica: Oh, my God! What's happening to the world? I gotta get outta here [looking sick].
Richard: Mind coming over here and join us for a couple of rounds?
Monica: Well...I've never done this before. Can you talk me through this?
Richard: What is there to explain you've had sex with me before.
Monica: I'm talking about Janice.
Janice: Well, Monica. I'm glad you finally came around. I never knew you were a swinger.
Monica: Well, a lot of people don't know that about me.
[Monica gets undressed and jumps on Janice. Monica starts kissing Janice very passionately. Monica pulls back and says]
Monica: Oh, wow.
Richard: Now, Monica, take your hand and put one finger in her.
[Monica feels like a man now and she feels wonderful.]
Janice: Ooh ohh ohh, yes, yes. Monica, yes, you're so much better than Chandler ever was. Keep going, never stop.
Richard: Wow! Orgasm on the first try.
Monica:[Sultry] I'm known for satisfying people, you know.
[Janice moaning harder and harder.]
Janice: Monica, Monica, Monica!
Janice bites her bites her lips and grabs the sheets as hard as she can. Monica is feeling powerful likean aan as she goes faster and faster. Janice is getting more even more pleasure after each thrust of Monica's "magic fingers!"]
Monica: You like that don't you, baby. Do you want more huh? Do you? You want it harder huh? Take it harder.
Janice: More, more give it to me harder baby. Don't stop, don't ever stop.
[Richard is getting more and more impatient so he starts pleasuring himself! Sick bastard. Monica and Janice see this act look at each other grab Richard throws him on the bed and start doing "nasty" things to him.]
Richard: I was quite fine with you two going at it you know. [Trying to play it of.]
Monica: Na uh uh, you're gonna enjoy every last bit of it honey.
Janice: That's right you watched us now you're gonna get what you deserve. [She throws on an evil smile.]
At Richard's Place
Part 4
[Monica walks in while Richard and Janice are also going for another round.]
Monica: Richard I need your help can you...
Richard: Uh, Monica, I didn't expect you were coming.
Janice: Monica!
Monica: Oh, my God! What's happening to the world? I gotta get outta here [looking sick].
Richard: Mind coming over here and join us for a couple of rounds?
Monica: Well...I've never done this before. Can you talk me through this?
Richard: What is there to explain you've had sex with me before.
Monica: I'm talking about Janice.
Janice: Well, Monica. I'm glad you finally came around. I never knew you were a swinger.
Monica: Well, a lot of people don't know that about me.
[Monica gets undressed and jumps on Janice. Monica starts kissing Janice very passionately. Monica pulls back and says]
Monica: Oh, wow.
Richard: Now, Monica, take your hand and put one finger in her.
[Monica feels like a man now and she feels wonderful.]
Janice: Ooh ohh ohh, yes, yes. Monica, yes, you're so much better than Chandler ever was. Keep going, never stop.
Richard: Wow! Orgasm on the first try.
Monica:[Sultry] I'm known for satisfying people, you know.
[Janice moaning harder and harder.]
Janice: Monica, Monica, Monica!
Janice bites her bites her lips and grabs the sheets as hard as she can. Monica is feeling powerful like a man as she goes faster and faster. Janice is getting more even more pleasure after each thrust of Monica's "magic fingers!"]
Monica: You like that don't you, baby. Do you want more huh? Do you? You want it harder huh? Take it harder.
Janice: More, more give it to me harder baby. Don't stop, don't ever stop.
[Richard is getting more and more impatient so he starts pleasuring himself! Sick bastard. Monica and Janice see this act look at each other grab Richard throws him on the bed and start doing "nasty" things to him.]
Richard: I was quite fine with you two going at it you know. [Trying to play it of.]
Monica: Na uh uh, you're gonna enjoy every last bit of it h.
.
Janice: That's right you watched us now you're gonna get what you deserve. [She throws on an evil smile.]
Back with scandalous Chandler and The Phoebe (flexible that is.)
Chandler: Mmmm (kissing) How knew you could flex but not like this. Do that position that I like.
Phoebe: You mean this one? ;-)
Phoebe climbs on top of Chandler and starts going faster and faster while Chandler is about to lose his mind. He then notices that what he is doing all wrong.
Chandler: Wait, wait, I think what we're doing is all wrong, we should not be doing this!
Phoebe: You are so right, Chan-man. You get on top, and I'll bring you even closer to me than you ever thought.
Chandler: I'm serious, Phoebe, I just can't do this. I'm married to Monica and I just can't do this to her anymore, get dressed and help me look for Monica, please.
Phoebe: All right. I'll help you but you know your missing out on some good shit here you know? This is quality shit right here. This is Beverly Hills type of shit right here that you're missing out on here. I'm glad you know. You will never get another chance like this ever again. :/
Chandler: I know, I know. (In a whiny voice.)