Riskier Business & Public Relations

Riskier Business
(A continuation of the "Canasta" episode where Niles was mimicking Tom Cruise in "Risky Business". Pardon any slight inconsistencies with the timeline)

“…you know this means I have to kill you now.” Niles stood clad in his boxers and shirt, feather duster serving as a guitar.
“You know what’s even more pitiful than that ridiculous outfit you have on?” CC cocked her beret-covered head to one side.
“You mean besides the fact that you were born?” Niles deadpanned.
“No Butler Boy. It’s bad that I have to come in here everyday and look at you.”
Niles moved in closer to CC. “Babcock, you know you like it…”
She darted around him and moved towards the kitchen. She didn’t want to admit it, but she did look forward to seeing Niles everyday. Especially since their not so secret trysts had been initiated.
“Oh Miss Babcock?” He sang into the kitchen.
“What Niles!?” CC was clearly irritated.
He stood in the doorway, still with his boxers on and leered at her, head cocked to one side.
“Now Niles?!” CC was extremely turned on by this frank display in the middle of the kitchen. The fact that he was in his underwear didn’t hurt either.
Niles walked up behind her at the kitchen counter. Close, then closer. She was still as she felt his body press into her back. He ran the feather duster along the back of her neck.
“Mm, Niles..”
“What says, Babcock? Here? Now?” He growled into her ear with that unbelievable baritone.
“Niiiiles,” she lightly elbowed him, “I couldn’t not here!”
“No one’s here, they won’t be back for a whole 6 hours at least..” CC wished he would stop that purring into her ear. It was driving her crazy!
“Come here butler boy…you know I can’t resist the smell of orange Pledge…” She laid a soft but firm kiss upon his lips. They parted, and Niles squinted his eyes at her. “I know what you need.” He grabbed the scouring sponge from the sink and waved it slowly in front of her. A slight smile spread across his face.
”Oooh…Niiiles! You tease!” CC grinned in spite.
He leaned in to growl in her ear again, “I aim to please…”
He saw her visibly shiver at his voice and warm breath against her ear. Niles placed the scouring sponge on her neck and gently let it play along the curves of her neckline.
“Niles you know what that does to me..” CC moved from under the sponge as pleasure surged through her whole body. Though she found it unusual for a sponge to cause this much pleasure, it seemed Niles knew every way to make her body squirm.
“If that’s what the sponge does to you, wait until you feel this…” Niles moved her hand down to his hardness.
CC’s eyes grew wide as she felt along it’s length through his boxers right there in the kitchen. She wasted no time in removing her shirt in under 10 seconds”Bab”Babcock!” Niles pouted, “I thought you were opposed to the kitchen?”
“Poke that lip out at me one more time and I’ll bite it off!” CC yelled at him.
As usual, Niles was turned on by her anger. He grabbed her arm and yanked her close, whispering into her ear, “If I poke something else out, will you bite that too?”
CC let out a deep chuckle, “You know I would…”
The looked into each other’s eyes a moment before engaging in a deep kiss, their heads tilting this way and that before parting.
Niles took her hand in his and led her to the Jacuzzi tub upstairs.
**********
The warm water casd dod down CC’s back as Niles ran the sponge across her arms.
She emitted small moans of contentment at each caress.
Niles was seated comfortably behind her as she relaxed, totally engaged in his sponging of her. Her back facing him, she seated herself between his legs. She could feel that he was getting quite turned on.
“Niles….”
“You know Babcock, you’re the first man that’s ever gotten me this aroused…”
CC chuckled and leaned the back of her head against his shoulder, his face next to hers. She was too relaxed to think up a good comeback.
He squeezed the sponge over her chest and watched the water run down and conform to the beautiful curves that formed the upper portion of her body. The dim, candlelit room enhancing the natural beauty of her face.
He noticed Ms. Babcock was quiet. He brushed his lips across her ear, in between nibbling at her lobe he asked, “What are you thinking?”
“I’m thinking about how much I want you.” CC turned her face towards his and their lips met. She stood up in front of Niles and stepped out. He watched the water drip off of her form in awe. She was such a beautiful woman. He didn’t know how he’d held in everything he felt for her even this long.
“Well, get up Rochester!” Her exclamation pulled him back into reality. They exited the bath and dried off. Niles stood in front of the bathroom mirror.
“I was just thinking, I never thoughtnginnging a canine could be so enjoyable.”
CC hit him in the back of the head with his nearby feather duster.
“Ow!”
“It’s lucky for me that we took that bath, otherwise I’d have to smell lemon bowl fresh all day.”
He grabbed the feather duster from her and was about to throw it down, when suddenly he had an idea.
“Ms. Babcock?”
She turned in his direction.
He slowly came towards her, backing her against the bathroom wall. He brushed along the front of her body with the feather duster.
She shuddered.
He reached behind her and brushed gently along her bottom.
”Niles! That tickles!” She grinned at his foreplay. The man was too creative.
He continued to display his expert cleaning skills, much to the delight of CC, who had closed her eyes at the skillful touches of the butler.
“Oh Niles, if you’re going to tease me like this, I may have to introduce you to my hand puppet.”
Niles stopped his dusting and arched an eyebrow.
“Niles, I’ll have you know that the hand can bring you immense pleasure!”
“Hand puppet? Ms. Babcock, just how much have you had to drink today?” he smiled at her.
“Put on your robe and we can go to your room to find out…”
Not wanting to waste time, they left the bathroom and headed towards Niles’ bedroom.
*********
They stopped abruptly outside the door.
”You know, no one is here but us Babcock. And I’ve always had this fantasy…”
CC’s eyes widened. “Tell me lover!” She said in a low voice, grabbing his hands.
“I’ve always wanted to go on the Terrace outside of the office.” At this revelation, CC’s eyes widened a bit, and got to the point of saucers as he continued, “No one can see us from there, unless they stop to look. If we’re lucky, we may even get caught.”
“Niiiles! You never stop giving me surprises!”
Niles held her chin in his hands and gave her lips a quick peck, “And you love it.”
He pulled her towards the office in anticipation of what was yet to come…
*********
The sun was out, peeking here and there from behind the few clouds that were out in the blue sky. It was truly a beautiful day on the terrace.
Not that Niles and CC were worrying about the weather.
Niles was sitting in a lawn chair in his white terry cloth robe, CC straddling his lap in a matching robe, feeling him getting quite aroused.
“Mmm,” CC mumbled between kisses, “…you know,…we shouldn’t…”
“No….I…I don’t know…” Niles mumbled unconsciously running his fingers through her shoulder length blonde hair.
She let the robe fall a bit from her left shoulder. Niles immediately began running soft gentle kisses from her neck down to her shoulder. Magically, the robe worked it’s way off of CC’s right shoulder and down her back, exposing her back and stopping halfway down her chest.
She could feel the warmth of Niles’ hands and lips that caressed her upper body much like the sunrays falling on her back.
He ran his lips over her chest. CC moaned in appreciation. As she wrapped her bare legs around his middle, Niles stood up from the chair and prepared himself for entry.
“Ready Babcock?” He looked at her with fiery blue eyes.
“Remember lover,” CC purred, “rough.”
Niles almost snarled as he ran his hand over her velvet-like warmth. She shuddered.
CC stood with her back to the glass paned doors of the office, but Niles promptly turned her around and smacked herd ond on the bottom.
“Ahhh!” CC smiled in delight.
He bellowed into her ear, “Be careful what you wish for…”
He entered her slowly, watching her facial expression change. This, coupled with the realization that they were doing this on the terrace, was more than his body could bear. His thrusting became urgent along with Ms Babcock’s moans and screams. His body slapped against her robed back, while he held up the bottom of her bathrobe with one hand. He was just hoping thater Cer Clinton was still away for the weekend…but deep down he was hoping that he wasn’t.
At that thought, Niles felt CC’s muscles pulling at him.
“Oh Babcock…..yesss….mmmm….Oh, I’m so close…”
“Niles…..Niles….ohhh….” CC felt her body shudder and she flung her head back. Niles drilled into her harder and harder with each moan.
”Oh Ms. Babcock…ohhhh….ohhhh….” He pulled himself out of her and leaned against the glass terrace door. CC grabbed his hardness and began to run her hand up and down it’s length. Niles groaned at her touch and threw his arm up over his head, hitting the door with a thud.
The muscles in his bottom and legs tightened as CC let go. His cock jumped and bobbed as he came.
Niles and CC looked around at where they were as they covered themselves with the terry cloth robes and laughed at the same time, ending it with a long sigh.
“Uh oh…” CC looked at the terrace door.
“Oh no…” Niles frowned when he saw the crack running the length of one of the door panes.
“Oh Babcock, this is all your fault.” He frowned and shook his head at her.
“Niles!” Her eyes widened, “My fault?!? You were the one who threw your arm against the door!”
“But you were the one who wanted it ‘rough’!”
“Can it Brillo breath!!” She scowled at him.
His expression changed as he eased his arms around her and began nibbling on her neck. “Oh Ms. Babcock, I love it when you talk dirty to me…”
CC smiled and moved away from him, “Niles we have to get this window fixed before Maxwell gets home!”
“Oh yes.” Niles pondered, “I’d hate to relive the time he found out about the privacy glass in the limo…”
“Let me go in the office and I’ll call someone.” CC stepped inside the office and grabbed a phone book.
“You know, if we buy the glass ourselves and then have someone put it in, it will be cheaper.” Niles offered.
“Niles, you know I don’t care about the cost, I’ll pay for it.”
Niles slid his hands into her robe. “Yes, but if we go to Home Depot for the glass, we can take a look at their aluminum sheds…”
CC put down the telephone book and turned towards him with a mocking look on her face. “What do we need an alum…oooohhhhh….Oh Niles!” She slapped him on his bare chest as she realized what he was rringring to.
“What’ya say sugar?” He rubbed her bottom through her robe.
“ wha what are you standing there for, let’s go!” She pulled him from the room…
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Public Relations
Continuation of Riskier Business
( because the riskier the business, the more you need public relations…)

“Well Niles, you certainly know how to keep things interesting.”
”Yes, I am rather good at that.” He flashed a devilish smile in CC’s direction and she felt her knees go weak.
Although it was easy to get turned on at Home Depot. All those storage sheds outside, waiting to be explored. Sweaty men there to get tools, business men there with contractors, and most importantly, her man, Niles.
“What’s in that bag lover?” She playfully tried to grab at it as they perused the various aisles in search of glass.
He yanked it out of her reach, “It’s a surprise my dear…This place is so big, I always hate coming in here, I feel so inadequate.”
”Now Niles, we both know that you’re nothing even remotely close to ‘inadequate’…” CC chuckled as she groped his behind.
“Babcock!” He jumped. His mouth formed into a line. “Well, I should have known. Take the dog out for a walk and she always misbehaves somewhere along the line.”
CC secretly wished he would continue his banter, as it never ceased to turn her on. She silently wished they would never find the glass section, but soon got tired of walking through the long aisles. And all the different background noises of buzz saws, and talk about paint and piping wasn’t helping either.
She remarked, “They never have anyone around to help! This is ridiculous! Look at that salesman! –He just walked right by us!”
“Perhaps he was helping another customer...”
CC cut him off, “I’m going to find someone…”
Niles quickly cut her off, “A few weeks of sexual contact and you’re already looking for someone else.”
But it was too late, as CC had already walked over to a nearby salesperson and asked for her assistance. Niles joined her side.
“Glass panes for doors. Where are they?” CC smiles in her usual showbiz-phony manner.
The woman smiled and pointed them in the direction of aisle 3, which was quite a ways down considering they were on aisle 20. The saleswoman gave apologies and informed them that she was in the process of assisting another customer, and that she would ordinarily escort them there. She scurried away as Niles and CC began their long journey to Aisle 3.
CC pulled Niles’ arm and he leaned in to hear her over the racket of a nearby wet saw.
“Niles did you see how flaky she was? I can’t believe they hire people like that!”
Niles shot her a look. It was all her could do to hold his tongue.
“And I didn’t like the familiar way she looked at you…” She mumbled.
He gave her a sidelong glance. “Why Ms. Babcock? Do I detect some jealousy?” His heart melted at her admission.
“Oh Niles please…let’s just get a move on, I don’t have all day…” Her paced quickened, but he had no problem catching up…
*******
“Stop here a moment, I need to make a quick adjustment.” He headed towards the restroom and she pulled his arm.
“Adjustment? Niles I know you’re a big man, but my goodness!” She laughed from her throat.
“Well if you don’t want me to leave you, why don’t you follow me in? No one will notice.” He deadpanned.
CC smiled at him as he gave her a peck on the cheek. “I’ll be right back.” He whispered.
Her eyes followed his bottom.
“What a tuchas…” She said aloud.
*******
Niles wandered into the larger, wheelchair accessible, stall. ‘Thank goodness it’s clean…’ He hung up his small gym bag and began to undress himself. He took off his belt, then his crisp oxford shirt, leg hig his grey tank top and boxers. His dress shoes came off to make way for some clean tan colored construction shoes.
‘Wait til’ Ms. Babcock gets a load of this.’ He thought, smiling.
*******
CC looked at her watch and wondered what was taking so long. She was debating going in to see if he was ok, it was going on 10 minutes.
She sighed. CC Babcock of Sheffield-Babcock Productions did not like to wait on anyone, especially not Niles. But she shrugged off that feeling and realized that she was really wondering if something had happened.
She started to make her way towards the Men’s room door when it suddenly burst open.
Her mouth parted as a small amount of breath was expelled.
Out came Niles dressed as a construction worker, blue lumberjack shirt, rolled up at the sleeves to expose his powerful arms, slightly open at the top to show off his smooth tight chest. Construction boots, and jeans that showed off all the right things, with a large tool belt that hung from his waist. And to top it all off, a yellow hard hat sat upon his head.
CC stood motionless with her hand to her chest. Even though she knew he had an amazing body, it was so rare that she saw Niles in form fitting clothes. It was quite a turn on. It was as if all the muscles in his body fought vulgarly at the cloth that was constricting them.
He stepped a hands length apart from her.
“Well?” He whispered.
“Niles…” CC stumbled, truly at a loss for words. “You look gorgeous!”
“I thought I should dress the part.”
CC unconsciously put her hand on his upper arm.
Niles felt himself becoming quite aroused by her reaction, which turned from shock to pure lust.
CC, not caring that they were in a public place (in fact all the better), discreetly brushed her upper thigh along his midsection while looking in his eyes.
Niles’ eyes squinted for a millisecond at her touch.
She smiled seductively at her handiwork.
“Come on Babcock, let’s get that damned glass…”
CC tapped on his hat lightly with her knuckles and whispered is eas ear, “I hope this isn’t the only hard head you have…”
He literally dragged her to Aisle 3.
*******
“Thank goodness we’re out of that dreadfully noisy place.” Niles walked out of the door hand in hand with CC. “Now we can do what we really came for.”
Ms. Babcock grinned from ear to ear as they made their way towards the outside storage units.
“May I help you?” A man in an orange apron asked.
“No.” CC curtly threw him a look. The poor man went about his business. “We don’t need any help now, and all of a sudden here comes every salesperson in the land!”
“Shhh….” Niles put a finger gently over her lips. “We’re not supposed to be in this area as it is…don’t draw too much attention or we’ll get kicked out before we can find a good shed…”
Niles eyed the 8 sheds lined up side by side, took a quick look around and discreetly opened the door of one as if looking to purchase. CC couldn’t help but looking like a Cheshire cat, it was all so thrilling.
“Oh yes…this will do nicely…” CC shot Niles a look ppropproval and brushed a lock of hair behind her ear. Niles gently sat his gym back down inside, not wanting to break the pane of fresh cut glass.
He roughly grabbed her before stepping over the threshold and pressed his lips to hers…
“That’s an excellent choice sir!!”
“AH!” Niles and CC exclaimed at the same time while jumping back.
“Is this for backyard storage, or some other shelter need?”
“Some other shelter need.” CC spat through clenched teeth. ‘Will these apron clad people ever go away?!’ She thought, while glaring at the man.
The Home Depot associate clearly looked confused.
Niles could see CC’s temper and libido quickly getting the better of her, he wisely stepped in. “What she meant to say was that we were only thinking about a solid structure, but it would be wiser to pick something less…permanent. Like a tent. Do you carry those?”
CC was clearly impressed at how he’d eased out of the situation. She wondered just how many times she’d used this tactic before with Mr. Sheffield.
“Yes sir, please follow me. You know, there are many different kinds of tents…just which…”
Niles grabbed CC and they ran into the outdoor greenhouse, leaving the man to talk to himself.
They both broke into muffled laughter.
-Which, for CC turned into a gasp. Niles had slid his hand up under her above-the-knee skirt and under her silk panties.
“Niiiles!” Shened ned to look at him, and found a lustful gleam in his deep blue eyes.
She heard him growl into her ear, “You want it as much as I do dear…don’t you?”
All she could do was nod her head yes. She couldn’t say anything. Too many unfamiliar emotions were running through her brain. Lust for Niles, fear for getting caught, excitement at the sheer thrill of making love in a Home Depot greenhouse, an unidentifiable kinky feeling that made her want to get caught, and a number of other things coursed through her mind as Niles fondled her under her skirt. There was no doubt that she was ready for him.
Niles gruffly said something in her ear and they cautiously made their way back to the shed.
“Come here.” Niles ordered as she shut the shed door behind them.
They locked arms and attacked each oth lip lips.
She ran her hands up and down the length of his arms, feeling his muscles pull and tug at the cloth of his shirt.
He paused to look down as CC unzipped his jeans. She knelt before him and gently bit at his cock through the jeans.
Niles, looking down at her in full construction regalia, moaned in appreciation and stroked her hair gently. He leaned against the wall of the shed and spread his legs apart a bit while looking down at her.
CC pulled him out and brushed his bare head along her moistened lips.
“ahhh…” Niles threw his head back in appreciation.
He gently pushed her head back and grabbed his hard cock from her. CC looked surprised but knew he had something in his agenda.
“Hold out your tongue.” Niles said, barely audible.
He placed a hand behind her head and slapped his cock against her tongue.
Over and over he repeated this motion. CC closed her eyes and felt herself getting very aroused between her legs.
Niles’ eyes were deep blue and focused on completing his task.
He removed his penis from her tongue and slapped her face with it rather rough.
“Oh yes…” CC mumbled. She loved it rough and Niles knew that. She looked up in his eyes and saw how badly he wanted her at that moment.
He stared back at her and grunted as she licked under his head. He rubbed the head of his cock against her face. She held her tongue out for him.
In the tiny shed, you could hear the audible slapping of his hard cock against her face. It was already leaking pre come, which CC happily cleaned up for him.
He slid his penis down her throat and CC slurped at itengtength. Taking the head a bit in her mouth and then the rest of his shaft. She wrapped her tongue around him and slid her head back and forth.
Niles suddenly heard someone outside the door.
“Get up Babcock…” He whispered.
A face peered through the door and looked around in the shed, smiled and then left.
It was only a customer. And luckily Niles had zipped his pants and was pretending to show CC some of the attributes of the storage unit.
“That was close. That outfit has advantages!” CC exclaimed.
“You don’t know the half of it…” Niles took off his yellow hard hat and placed it on her head and brushed her cheek gently with his fingers.
He tugged her skirt up and slid her panties down, pushing her hard against the wall of the shed. He moved to take the tool belt off after having unzipped his pants…
CC grabbed his hands, and in a low husky voice ordered, “Leave that on.”
Niles’ eyes squinted at her as she threw her legs around his waist, using the wall as support for her back. He rubbed his cock head against the outside of her warmth. CC shuddered at his teasing. Slowly he entered her, and CC slid down tightening her legs’ grip around his waist.
She placed her wrists around his neck and saw his muscles flinch as he pounded into her.
“Oh yes,….Niles….faster….”
The tools in his belt made a faint clanking sound as he moved his body back and forth. The arm of the hammer that clung from the side slapped his muscular jean clad thigh. He placed his arms around her back for support and began to bounce her slightly. He knew it drove her crazy.
Sure enough, her fingernails clawed into the back of his shirt and her head writhed with pleasure. Her mouth slightly parted.
“Ohhhh…..I’m…I’m ready darling…” Niles whispered. “Look in my eyes…”
CC complied and watched through her squinted lids as all types of good feelings surged through her body.
He sped up the urgency at which he entered her. His mouth parted slightly.
“Talk…talk to me Babcock…”
CC knew what he meant. She panted and moaned through her own ecstasy in a sultry voice, “Ohhh,…That’s right Spic n Span, give it to me …”
“Mmmm…” moaned Niles.
“Faster….mmmm….yesss…awww…Faster brillo breath…..” CC looked deep into hies aes as he looked back with a brutal savage look in his that tore her to her soul.
“Ohhh,…yes, that’s it…yes…more…more…talk dirty Babcock…” Niles urged her on.
“Fuck me Butler Boy…come on …oh yeah…oh shit…” She felt the muscles between her legs tighten. “Mmm…come on…Oh Niles…Niles!!”
She screamed, and at that exact moment, Niles ran with her still bouncing up and down on his throbbing penis and banged her so hard against the wall of the shed that you could hear the pounding as it rocked.
“Oh Ms. Babcock….Ohhhhh!!!”
Niles let out a long low grunt as looked into CC’s eyes and came inside her. His eyes rolled back in his head and he threw his head back as he thrust into her one last time.
He pulled out as she panted and put back on her panties and pulled down her skirt.
Niles just stood there panting with his hands on his hips, eyes closed.
CC zipped up his jeans just in case someone came to check on the commotion.
*******
Niles sat at the wheel of Ms. Babcock’s BMW while she put his gym bag and the glass in the trunk.
She sat down next to him and rubbed his muscular thigh as they drove out of the parking lot.
“Niles…”
“Hmm?”
“You remind me of one of those men from the South in that outfit. You know, with your tool belt and lumberjack shirt…” She laughed softly.
He looked at her frankly.
“What? I was just joking with you lover!” She grinned at him from under her yellow hard hat, which she’d refused to take off when he’d asked for it.
“From the South, Babcock?” He bellowed, distinctly British. “I don’t appreciate that.” He said with mock anger.
“Oh Niles,…sweetie.” CC cooed.
“Then prepare yourself when we get home.” Niles told her without taking his eyes off the road.
“Why?” she asked.
“Because the South is going to rise again…get ready for the second coming…” Niles deadpanned with a stoic expression.
CC fought a grin at his pun, looking sheepishly out the window…and saw Niles’ reflection in it,…he was smiling at her…