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Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
12
Views:
5,291
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0
Recommended:
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Currently Reading:
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I do not own JAG, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
FTG 8
As Harm feels himself about to come, he urges Mac to come with him, to come all over his cock... And with his fingers tweaking and tickling her wet clit, and his member buried deep inside her pussy from behind, Mac starts to come on Harm. Her juices drip all over him, and he feels the walls of her pussy tighten as she does, squeezing his hardness, pulling it in further. No longer able to hold himself back, Harm pushes himself as far inside as he can, and lets his rock hardness explode inside Mac... Harm watches Mac as her sweetness comes on his rod, loving the sight of her beautiful face in pure ecstasy… She looks back over her shoulder at him, wanting to watch as he pumps load after load of warm, creamy come inside her dripping sheath.
And as they finish, Mac falls forward, collapsing onto the bed... Harm lies gently on top of her back, his cock still buried deep inside her core. He leans in, and kisses Mac on the neck and cheek. She smiles warmly as he does and her eyes close in contentment.
“So where’s dessert?”
“Uuuuugh Mac…You are insatiable.”
“Hmm, I need to change my priorities. All I need is you, food, a good pair of shoes, and a good career.”
“Let me see… You’ve got a good career and me… I’ll take you shopping tomorrow, so all I have to do is feed my Ninja Girl.”
“You… You’re taking me shoe shopping? I’d give you half an hour before you take off for some high tech store.”
“Is that a challenge Marine?”
“Yeah, you last the entire day and I’ll…”
“You’ll what?”
“Help you move out of your place.”
“Oh big prize… Ok what if I lose?”
“You have to move me out of my place and give me another massage.”
“It’s not fair, but you’re on,” Harm says as he pulls out slowly and Mac moans.
“Where do you think you’re going?”
“Bathroom then snack.”
“Okay. I’ll keep the bed warm.”
Harm gets up and rushes into the bathroom. Cold tile floors, cold air, and praying he doesn’t shrink on the way. Mac is still laughing at his little streaking show. She moves into the middle of the bed and then decides she needs the ‘little girl’s room’ as well. Minutes later, just as Harm comes out Mac streaks in after him.
“Oh Harm…You’re wonderful… You warmed the seat for me.”
“Your welcome, I think.”
Harm fishes his chocolate kisses for Mac and heads back into the bedroom with the rest of the leftovers. Mac is in bed and grinning from ear to ear…
“What are those?”
“Happy Valentine’s Day Sarah. A kiss for you,” Harm says as he hands her one of his homemade kisses, “And another to grow on.”
He leans in and gives her a loving kiss. Then he scrambles over to his side of the bed and climbs in. Mac quickly gobbles up the chocolate and then rolls over to face him.
“I’ve got a kiss for you and another you’re going to grow on.”
“Hhrrrff, Sarah,” Harm says as Mac springs her attack on his hard deck.
Harm gives his sweet baby a gentle hug softly caressing her body through her attack. He slips her off and now softly caresses her body, his fingers running over her soft warm skin gently touching, caressing her tender flesh. He continues to caress her soft delicate skin, memorizing every inch, every old wound. Then he begins to massage her body as he lies astride, his fingers working gently into her neck and shoulders. Mac rolls onto her stomach and Harm’s hands move down her back, slowly working along her spine fingers gently massaging. Then they caress, his hands slip out to her sides and over around her, and then move back to inch down her spine again repeating the procedure continually. Harm moves down her back reaching the small of her back, he starts to work her ass gently kneading her firm globes, his hands massaging deep into her muscles. He works down her legs, his fingers caressing the back of them working down to her feet to gently caress and massage them.
He now turns her over and starts to work up her legs, gently stroking them, working up Mac’s calves to her knees spreading them as Harm’s fingers caress and massage every inch along the way. Harm takes her right leg now, gently spreading it as he works over her outer thigh massaging then moving to tease her inner thigh, the sensitive skin of the inner thigh warm almost hot to the touch. His fingers and hands inch upwards ever closer to Mac’s groin to the ultra sensitive skin silken smooth around her lips and her folds hiding her clit. Harm’s fingers finally reach there touching circling her lips teasing the skin but touching nothing more.
Harm moves back to her left leg starting again at her knee, spreading her leg as he moves up. His fingers dancing over her gently sensitive inner thigh, Harm’s digits finally reaching the top to again circle her lips ever teasing her there but never touching her. Harm can hear Mac’s breath catching as his fingers tease and caress the outer edge of her lips. Finally, he reaches to spread her folds; his fingers reach forward to touch her clit drawing it from its hiding place to now tease it gently pinching it. Harm’s free hand reaches up to hold her down pressing softly on her breasts as his fingers pinch and softly pull her clit.
“Oh Harm,” Mac moans.
Harm continues to lightly tease her clit, pinching it, and then pulling it. Then he softly rolls it between his fingers, and then moving on down to tease her lips. Sliding his tools of ecstasy over them, letting them glide over and around them but never entering Mac. Harm finally slides two parallel rods deep inside her slowly letting them work in, slowly caressing her inner warmth, her moistness so fantastic over his fingers. He lets them probe deep inside Mac, finding her g-spot and now lightly rubbing over it. He can feel it growing to his touch as he caresses it, rubbing it up and down, and then making circles over and around it.
“Yeah… Damn… Right there… God Harm.”
He keeps working it as he lowers his mouth to take her clit between his lips, sucking her small mound into his mouth as his tongue flicks over it, with his fingers deep inside her.
“Come for me, my angel… Feel your release,” Harm says smoothly…
Mac’s body gives in, letting it go. Harm can feel her pussy contracting around his fingers, rubbing her g-spot even more, the fire deep inside bursting forth consuming his Sarah. She rides the waves of her orgasms not one but many small ones bursting inside her, building and building, and then the wave crashes sending her into spasms. Mac’s juices flowing, squirting out of her, Harm continues to tease her g-spot, his tongue caressing her clit.
“Feel your release Sarah, let it go, feel the fire inside building hotter and hotter. Feel the heat spreading throughout you. Even your fingers are on fire to touch,” Harm says smiling wickedly.
Every movement brings more and more fire to Mac’s body, as it is explodes with orgasm after orgasm.
“Ahh… Ahh…God Harm, yes.”
“Let it go baby, surrender control to your lover. Give all of your love now, don’t fight it my angel.”
“Oh yeah…”
“Feel me there holding you controlling all of you, feel the fire now exploding over and over again.”
The heat consumes Mac as wave after wave of orgasm shudders through her. She looks down now on his body no longer a part of it. She watches as Harm holds her and controls her through wave after wave of orgasm, her juices flowing squirting with her complete and total release. Harm holds Mac there as her body shudders through each orgasm.
“Let yourself fly now angel, feel yourself floating completely held aloft by my strength and control,” Harm whispers in her ear.
God yes, she was flying. She never heard such beautiful things nor felt so wonderfully full of Harm.
“I want to hold you closer, drawing you inside me more. I feel your soul inside with mine as I caress and soothe you in my arms,” Mac whispers in his ear and looks deep into his eyes.
Deep, deep breaths slowly bring them both back down as Harm gently lays Mac back, still inside her body and still shuddering slightly as the last tremors of the orgasm finally pass through her. She can feel the warmth deep inside now no longer a raging fire but loving soothing warmth spread through out her. Calming Mac as his touch soothes her more.
“Happy Valentine’s Day, Harm,” says Mac, but Harm’s already dozed off.
Comfort One Shoes
3222 M St NW, Wash., D.C.
February 22nd, 2003.
10:03am.
Harm reluctantly gets out of the SUV and walks around to let Mac out. He realizes that Mac must have some kind of game plan up her sleeve to get him to lose the bet. He knows he’s not about to give in so he follows along behind Mac like a lost puppy with a killer smile.
“Can I help you ma’am, sir?”
“Yes, I need a good and comfortable pair of shoes,” says Mac following the store clerk.
“Well here is our ladies shoe collection. Let me know if you need any help.”
Mac picks up a couple pair of low heels and has a seat.
“Here let me Mac,” Harm says picking up her ankle to slip off her shoe.
His touch sends a shiver up her spine.
“Oh god. If he’s going to be doing that all day I may lose…” Mac thinks to herself.
Harm just grins because he knows what he’s doing to her. Then Mac stiffens up pulling on her Marine training
“Not fair Squid…”
“Just a little Naval defensive maneuvering, Ninja Girl.”
Harm massages the arch of her foot a little before slipping the shoe on.
“Uugh Flyboy, I’m going to ground you if you keep doing that… Don’t stop.”
“Uh Mac, we’re not here to make out… Shoes remember?”
Harm smiles and moves so that Mac can stand and try walking in the new shoes. Mac lavishly wiggles her ass as she pretends she’s walking a catwalk. Then when she gets back she bends over in the 2 inch black heels, her derrière practically busting out of her tight blue jeans near Harm. She bends down further to look at Harm’s response through her legs. While down there she waves to him Harm’s jaw is near the floor.
“Oh damn. Not now… Not time for… God, this is war…” Harm thinks to himself.
“Who ever said, ‘All’s fair in love and war,’ wasn’t a Marine,” Mac thinks to herself.
Harm is scrambling for any control he can get when Mac stands up.
“Thanks Mac. You reminded me, I uh need some new jogging shoes. I’m going to go get help. Be right back,” Harm says and practically jumps from the chair. Technically, Harm wouldn’t lose the bet because he is still in the same building, unless Mac really wanted to make a stink about it.
“Whoa, close call there,” Harm thinks alone.
He finds the store clerk, snags a pair of shoes, and 15 minutes later comes back to Mac.
“Have you found what you want Mac?”
“Oh yeah. I’m looking at him.”
“How about we fly on out of here and I’ll buy lunch?”
“Yeah, I’m about ready for another snack. We could go to the Mall.”
“Sounds fine.”
Georgetown Park Mall
3222 M Street, N.W. Wash., D.C.
12:02 pm.
Mac and Harm walk into the mall and are caressed by scents and smells from the food court and various bath shops. After a nice lunch Harm and Mac split up and do some shopping. Harm stops into Caswell-Massey and gets Mac a Sea Escape gift set as a sort of wedding gift. He just wasn’t quite sure if he was going to give it to her before or after the wedding. Then he wanders into The Sharper Image store where he buys a CD shower companion stereo AM/FM & mp3player, an Info Globe scrolling LED message center with caller ID, an Ionic Breeze GP Silent Air Purifier with Ultraviolet Germicidal Protection, and a Roomba Floor Vacuum Robot. He knew Mac would think it was cute and she wouldn’t have to clean the carpeted floors as much. Not that this new place had many carpeted areas.
Mac stops in at The Sharper Image first and gets Harm a Now You Can Find It! Wireless RF Electronic Loc, so he’d never lose his keys. A Cuisinart Grind & Brew Thermal 10-Cup Automatic Coffeemaker, and a new "Human Touch" Robotic Massage Recliner with Curve Track and Calf and Foot Massage. Sure it was a little expensive but she thought they both could use it after some of those long days at JAG, and neither had the energy to give the other a massage. Then she went to Trade Secret and gets Harm a Paul Mitchell Tea Tree Travel Kit. Just the thought of Harm with the scent of peppermint in his hair sends chills up her spine. Lastly, Mac stops in at Caswell-Massey and gets Harm a Newport Captain's Choice gift set. She thinks about giving it to Harm on their honeymoon. Both Harm and Mac had some of the items set up for home delivery.
JAG HQ
Falls Church, Va.
March 17, 2003
2:40pm.
Harriet turns the envelope in her hand from the Walt Disney World Dream Wedding people. She knows that sometime she’s got to bite the bullet to tell Mac but today just wasn’t the day for her, evenluckluck might be on her side. Harm manages to make it through the day without getting pinched even though green hair was against regulation. Mac had a little fun that morning and slipped a little green hair glue into his Pert Plus 2-in-1. Harm didn’t dry his hair with a towel before he combed it out. Then he shaved quickly and by then the color set in and his hair started turning green. He couldn’t yell at Mac because she had left early in her car as he was in the shower. They hadn’t gotten around to carpooling yet.
When he finally put his cover on the hair had dried and green as the grass outside. At least it was short and he didn’t have to slick it back. Later that morning when he got into the offices on time, everyone in the bullpen had a good laugh, even the Admiral at the morning meeting.
“It seams someone has been visited by the leprechauns this morning… Commander what’s with the hair?”
“Sorry sir, I seem to have been blind to the fact that I am now living with a leprechaun…” Harm says as he glares at Mac.
Mac sat there in her chair with the straightest of faces twirling her pen.
“Well you’re damn lucky that I’m not going to throw the book at you for breaking regs here. Have it gone by tomorrow morning, because you won’t be so lucky then. You’re in the office today; I can’t let you be in court today. See if you and Sturgis can switch some cases.”
“Yes sir.”
“That will be all. Oh Mac I want to see you in my office.”
“Yes sir,” Mac follows the Admiral shutting the door behind her…
“Mac, I understand that it’s a holiday and you were playing a practical joke, a damn good one, but I have to ask you to keep it out of the office. Harm can’t miss days in court, and neither can you, because I’m sure he’s thinking up a good rebuttal. I guess I’m damn lucky I don’t have any hair for Meredith to do that to me…”
“Yes sir,” says Mac still at attention. Little does the Admiral know that later that evening, Meredith would be dressing him up in a green Speedo and top hat before meeting her already sitting in his Jacuzzi in a green bikini.
“Dismissed. Oh and Mac, good luck.”
“Thank you sir.”
Harm was in his office with the blinds drawn and his door locked when Mac left the Admiral’s office.
“Harriet, what’s up with the Commander?”
“Hey Colonel, he said he doesn’t want to be disturbed for the rest of the day.”
“Oh ok. He’s lucky I didn’t steal his car and have it painted green.”
“Be careful Ma’am. The day’s not over yet. By the way, where’d you park?”
“Already ahead of you Harriet. It’s safe from Harm’s clutches.”
Mac wasn’t about to tell Harriet that she parked a mile away from work and called a cab for the rest of the way. She had brought her jogging wear in to work so that she could jog back to her car. Harm was on the phone with Sturgis, supposed to be discussing cases…
“Buddy, you should be grateful. At least she didn’t steal your car and get it painted Marine green.”
“No, but I bet the thought has crossed her mind. Hey that’s not a bad idea. Maybe for April Fool’s Day. I’ll have her car painted Navy Blue.”
“Whoa there Harm, she’s a Marine. She knows how to kill at least 17 different ways, and we’re not counting the other ways in the bedroom if you catch my drift.”
“I can handle her.”
“Harm, I love you dearly, as a friend man, and as I have been getting to know Mac, you’ve got a death wish like I’ve never seen.”
“I know, I know.”
“So, when you going to do something?”
“Don’t know. Probably when she least expects it, like back when we were in school and we nailed Keeter.”
“Yeah and then he nailed us, and then we all ended up in the office for the whole mess.”
“Yeah but it was fun.”
“Listen, I’ve got to go, my time in court is almost here.”
“Good luck.”
“I’m going to need it since I’m up against Mac.”
“I know.”
And as they finish, Mac falls forward, collapsing onto the bed... Harm lies gently on top of her back, his cock still buried deep inside her core. He leans in, and kisses Mac on the neck and cheek. She smiles warmly as he does and her eyes close in contentment.
“So where’s dessert?”
“Uuuuugh Mac…You are insatiable.”
“Hmm, I need to change my priorities. All I need is you, food, a good pair of shoes, and a good career.”
“Let me see… You’ve got a good career and me… I’ll take you shopping tomorrow, so all I have to do is feed my Ninja Girl.”
“You… You’re taking me shoe shopping? I’d give you half an hour before you take off for some high tech store.”
“Is that a challenge Marine?”
“Yeah, you last the entire day and I’ll…”
“You’ll what?”
“Help you move out of your place.”
“Oh big prize… Ok what if I lose?”
“You have to move me out of my place and give me another massage.”
“It’s not fair, but you’re on,” Harm says as he pulls out slowly and Mac moans.
“Where do you think you’re going?”
“Bathroom then snack.”
“Okay. I’ll keep the bed warm.”
Harm gets up and rushes into the bathroom. Cold tile floors, cold air, and praying he doesn’t shrink on the way. Mac is still laughing at his little streaking show. She moves into the middle of the bed and then decides she needs the ‘little girl’s room’ as well. Minutes later, just as Harm comes out Mac streaks in after him.
“Oh Harm…You’re wonderful… You warmed the seat for me.”
“Your welcome, I think.”
Harm fishes his chocolate kisses for Mac and heads back into the bedroom with the rest of the leftovers. Mac is in bed and grinning from ear to ear…
“What are those?”
“Happy Valentine’s Day Sarah. A kiss for you,” Harm says as he hands her one of his homemade kisses, “And another to grow on.”
He leans in and gives her a loving kiss. Then he scrambles over to his side of the bed and climbs in. Mac quickly gobbles up the chocolate and then rolls over to face him.
“I’ve got a kiss for you and another you’re going to grow on.”
“Hhrrrff, Sarah,” Harm says as Mac springs her attack on his hard deck.
Harm gives his sweet baby a gentle hug softly caressing her body through her attack. He slips her off and now softly caresses her body, his fingers running over her soft warm skin gently touching, caressing her tender flesh. He continues to caress her soft delicate skin, memorizing every inch, every old wound. Then he begins to massage her body as he lies astride, his fingers working gently into her neck and shoulders. Mac rolls onto her stomach and Harm’s hands move down her back, slowly working along her spine fingers gently massaging. Then they caress, his hands slip out to her sides and over around her, and then move back to inch down her spine again repeating the procedure continually. Harm moves down her back reaching the small of her back, he starts to work her ass gently kneading her firm globes, his hands massaging deep into her muscles. He works down her legs, his fingers caressing the back of them working down to her feet to gently caress and massage them.
He now turns her over and starts to work up her legs, gently stroking them, working up Mac’s calves to her knees spreading them as Harm’s fingers caress and massage every inch along the way. Harm takes her right leg now, gently spreading it as he works over her outer thigh massaging then moving to tease her inner thigh, the sensitive skin of the inner thigh warm almost hot to the touch. His fingers and hands inch upwards ever closer to Mac’s groin to the ultra sensitive skin silken smooth around her lips and her folds hiding her clit. Harm’s fingers finally reach there touching circling her lips teasing the skin but touching nothing more.
Harm moves back to her left leg starting again at her knee, spreading her leg as he moves up. His fingers dancing over her gently sensitive inner thigh, Harm’s digits finally reaching the top to again circle her lips ever teasing her there but never touching her. Harm can hear Mac’s breath catching as his fingers tease and caress the outer edge of her lips. Finally, he reaches to spread her folds; his fingers reach forward to touch her clit drawing it from its hiding place to now tease it gently pinching it. Harm’s free hand reaches up to hold her down pressing softly on her breasts as his fingers pinch and softly pull her clit.
“Oh Harm,” Mac moans.
Harm continues to lightly tease her clit, pinching it, and then pulling it. Then he softly rolls it between his fingers, and then moving on down to tease her lips. Sliding his tools of ecstasy over them, letting them glide over and around them but never entering Mac. Harm finally slides two parallel rods deep inside her slowly letting them work in, slowly caressing her inner warmth, her moistness so fantastic over his fingers. He lets them probe deep inside Mac, finding her g-spot and now lightly rubbing over it. He can feel it growing to his touch as he caresses it, rubbing it up and down, and then making circles over and around it.
“Yeah… Damn… Right there… God Harm.”
He keeps working it as he lowers his mouth to take her clit between his lips, sucking her small mound into his mouth as his tongue flicks over it, with his fingers deep inside her.
“Come for me, my angel… Feel your release,” Harm says smoothly…
Mac’s body gives in, letting it go. Harm can feel her pussy contracting around his fingers, rubbing her g-spot even more, the fire deep inside bursting forth consuming his Sarah. She rides the waves of her orgasms not one but many small ones bursting inside her, building and building, and then the wave crashes sending her into spasms. Mac’s juices flowing, squirting out of her, Harm continues to tease her g-spot, his tongue caressing her clit.
“Feel your release Sarah, let it go, feel the fire inside building hotter and hotter. Feel the heat spreading throughout you. Even your fingers are on fire to touch,” Harm says smiling wickedly.
Every movement brings more and more fire to Mac’s body, as it is explodes with orgasm after orgasm.
“Ahh… Ahh…God Harm, yes.”
“Let it go baby, surrender control to your lover. Give all of your love now, don’t fight it my angel.”
“Oh yeah…”
“Feel me there holding you controlling all of you, feel the fire now exploding over and over again.”
The heat consumes Mac as wave after wave of orgasm shudders through her. She looks down now on his body no longer a part of it. She watches as Harm holds her and controls her through wave after wave of orgasm, her juices flowing squirting with her complete and total release. Harm holds Mac there as her body shudders through each orgasm.
“Let yourself fly now angel, feel yourself floating completely held aloft by my strength and control,” Harm whispers in her ear.
God yes, she was flying. She never heard such beautiful things nor felt so wonderfully full of Harm.
“I want to hold you closer, drawing you inside me more. I feel your soul inside with mine as I caress and soothe you in my arms,” Mac whispers in his ear and looks deep into his eyes.
Deep, deep breaths slowly bring them both back down as Harm gently lays Mac back, still inside her body and still shuddering slightly as the last tremors of the orgasm finally pass through her. She can feel the warmth deep inside now no longer a raging fire but loving soothing warmth spread through out her. Calming Mac as his touch soothes her more.
“Happy Valentine’s Day, Harm,” says Mac, but Harm’s already dozed off.
Comfort One Shoes
3222 M St NW, Wash., D.C.
February 22nd, 2003.
10:03am.
Harm reluctantly gets out of the SUV and walks around to let Mac out. He realizes that Mac must have some kind of game plan up her sleeve to get him to lose the bet. He knows he’s not about to give in so he follows along behind Mac like a lost puppy with a killer smile.
“Can I help you ma’am, sir?”
“Yes, I need a good and comfortable pair of shoes,” says Mac following the store clerk.
“Well here is our ladies shoe collection. Let me know if you need any help.”
Mac picks up a couple pair of low heels and has a seat.
“Here let me Mac,” Harm says picking up her ankle to slip off her shoe.
His touch sends a shiver up her spine.
“Oh god. If he’s going to be doing that all day I may lose…” Mac thinks to herself.
Harm just grins because he knows what he’s doing to her. Then Mac stiffens up pulling on her Marine training
“Not fair Squid…”
“Just a little Naval defensive maneuvering, Ninja Girl.”
Harm massages the arch of her foot a little before slipping the shoe on.
“Uugh Flyboy, I’m going to ground you if you keep doing that… Don’t stop.”
“Uh Mac, we’re not here to make out… Shoes remember?”
Harm smiles and moves so that Mac can stand and try walking in the new shoes. Mac lavishly wiggles her ass as she pretends she’s walking a catwalk. Then when she gets back she bends over in the 2 inch black heels, her derrière practically busting out of her tight blue jeans near Harm. She bends down further to look at Harm’s response through her legs. While down there she waves to him Harm’s jaw is near the floor.
“Oh damn. Not now… Not time for… God, this is war…” Harm thinks to himself.
“Who ever said, ‘All’s fair in love and war,’ wasn’t a Marine,” Mac thinks to herself.
Harm is scrambling for any control he can get when Mac stands up.
“Thanks Mac. You reminded me, I uh need some new jogging shoes. I’m going to go get help. Be right back,” Harm says and practically jumps from the chair. Technically, Harm wouldn’t lose the bet because he is still in the same building, unless Mac really wanted to make a stink about it.
“Whoa, close call there,” Harm thinks alone.
He finds the store clerk, snags a pair of shoes, and 15 minutes later comes back to Mac.
“Have you found what you want Mac?”
“Oh yeah. I’m looking at him.”
“How about we fly on out of here and I’ll buy lunch?”
“Yeah, I’m about ready for another snack. We could go to the Mall.”
“Sounds fine.”
Georgetown Park Mall
3222 M Street, N.W. Wash., D.C.
12:02 pm.
Mac and Harm walk into the mall and are caressed by scents and smells from the food court and various bath shops. After a nice lunch Harm and Mac split up and do some shopping. Harm stops into Caswell-Massey and gets Mac a Sea Escape gift set as a sort of wedding gift. He just wasn’t quite sure if he was going to give it to her before or after the wedding. Then he wanders into The Sharper Image store where he buys a CD shower companion stereo AM/FM & mp3player, an Info Globe scrolling LED message center with caller ID, an Ionic Breeze GP Silent Air Purifier with Ultraviolet Germicidal Protection, and a Roomba Floor Vacuum Robot. He knew Mac would think it was cute and she wouldn’t have to clean the carpeted floors as much. Not that this new place had many carpeted areas.
Mac stops in at The Sharper Image first and gets Harm a Now You Can Find It! Wireless RF Electronic Loc, so he’d never lose his keys. A Cuisinart Grind & Brew Thermal 10-Cup Automatic Coffeemaker, and a new "Human Touch" Robotic Massage Recliner with Curve Track and Calf and Foot Massage. Sure it was a little expensive but she thought they both could use it after some of those long days at JAG, and neither had the energy to give the other a massage. Then she went to Trade Secret and gets Harm a Paul Mitchell Tea Tree Travel Kit. Just the thought of Harm with the scent of peppermint in his hair sends chills up her spine. Lastly, Mac stops in at Caswell-Massey and gets Harm a Newport Captain's Choice gift set. She thinks about giving it to Harm on their honeymoon. Both Harm and Mac had some of the items set up for home delivery.
JAG HQ
Falls Church, Va.
March 17, 2003
2:40pm.
Harriet turns the envelope in her hand from the Walt Disney World Dream Wedding people. She knows that sometime she’s got to bite the bullet to tell Mac but today just wasn’t the day for her, evenluckluck might be on her side. Harm manages to make it through the day without getting pinched even though green hair was against regulation. Mac had a little fun that morning and slipped a little green hair glue into his Pert Plus 2-in-1. Harm didn’t dry his hair with a towel before he combed it out. Then he shaved quickly and by then the color set in and his hair started turning green. He couldn’t yell at Mac because she had left early in her car as he was in the shower. They hadn’t gotten around to carpooling yet.
When he finally put his cover on the hair had dried and green as the grass outside. At least it was short and he didn’t have to slick it back. Later that morning when he got into the offices on time, everyone in the bullpen had a good laugh, even the Admiral at the morning meeting.
“It seams someone has been visited by the leprechauns this morning… Commander what’s with the hair?”
“Sorry sir, I seem to have been blind to the fact that I am now living with a leprechaun…” Harm says as he glares at Mac.
Mac sat there in her chair with the straightest of faces twirling her pen.
“Well you’re damn lucky that I’m not going to throw the book at you for breaking regs here. Have it gone by tomorrow morning, because you won’t be so lucky then. You’re in the office today; I can’t let you be in court today. See if you and Sturgis can switch some cases.”
“Yes sir.”
“That will be all. Oh Mac I want to see you in my office.”
“Yes sir,” Mac follows the Admiral shutting the door behind her…
“Mac, I understand that it’s a holiday and you were playing a practical joke, a damn good one, but I have to ask you to keep it out of the office. Harm can’t miss days in court, and neither can you, because I’m sure he’s thinking up a good rebuttal. I guess I’m damn lucky I don’t have any hair for Meredith to do that to me…”
“Yes sir,” says Mac still at attention. Little does the Admiral know that later that evening, Meredith would be dressing him up in a green Speedo and top hat before meeting her already sitting in his Jacuzzi in a green bikini.
“Dismissed. Oh and Mac, good luck.”
“Thank you sir.”
Harm was in his office with the blinds drawn and his door locked when Mac left the Admiral’s office.
“Harriet, what’s up with the Commander?”
“Hey Colonel, he said he doesn’t want to be disturbed for the rest of the day.”
“Oh ok. He’s lucky I didn’t steal his car and have it painted green.”
“Be careful Ma’am. The day’s not over yet. By the way, where’d you park?”
“Already ahead of you Harriet. It’s safe from Harm’s clutches.”
Mac wasn’t about to tell Harriet that she parked a mile away from work and called a cab for the rest of the way. She had brought her jogging wear in to work so that she could jog back to her car. Harm was on the phone with Sturgis, supposed to be discussing cases…
“Buddy, you should be grateful. At least she didn’t steal your car and get it painted Marine green.”
“No, but I bet the thought has crossed her mind. Hey that’s not a bad idea. Maybe for April Fool’s Day. I’ll have her car painted Navy Blue.”
“Whoa there Harm, she’s a Marine. She knows how to kill at least 17 different ways, and we’re not counting the other ways in the bedroom if you catch my drift.”
“I can handle her.”
“Harm, I love you dearly, as a friend man, and as I have been getting to know Mac, you’ve got a death wish like I’ve never seen.”
“I know, I know.”
“So, when you going to do something?”
“Don’t know. Probably when she least expects it, like back when we were in school and we nailed Keeter.”
“Yeah and then he nailed us, and then we all ended up in the office for the whole mess.”
“Yeah but it was fun.”
“Listen, I’ve got to go, my time in court is almost here.”
“Good luck.”
“I’m going to need it since I’m up against Mac.”
“I know.”