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By: cassfear84
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Chapter 8

Author's note: Hi, guys! I wrote this little exchange to give you an idea of what happened at the birthday party. And, at the request of "tiva forever2009-2010", I'm including Steve singing "It will rain" by Bruno Mars. I hope you like it.

Hawaii five-0 chatroom: Cahpter 8

SEALSareNOTimmunetohangovers has joined the chatroom.

Myohanaknowshowtopartybrah: Hey, boss! Killer party, right?

SEALSareNOTimmunetohangovers: Oh, my God, Kono. Even online you sound loud.

Myohanaknowshowtopartybrah: How did you know it was me?

Thankgodmydaughterwasntthere: Oh, that's because he's such a good detective. You're the only person who calls him 'boss'.

Myohanaknowshowtopartybrah: No way! Chin does that too!

Thankgodmydaughterwasntthere: Chin never changes his screen name.

SEALSareNOTimmunetohangovers: Are you guys done? My headache is getting worse.

Thankgodmydaughterwasntthere: So? What do you want us to do, man? Take an aspirin or something. Or better yet, don't sit in front of the computer!

SEALSareNOTimmunetohangovers: I think this hangover has given me psychic powers, cause I swear I can hear everything you just wrote.

Thankgodmydaughterwasntthere: Oh, yeah? Can you hear me laughing at your drunken strip-tease?

SEALSareNOTimmunetohangovers: Oh, no, I didn't!

Myohanaknowshowtopartybrah: Oh, yes you did, boss. It was sexy!

Thankgodmydaughterwasntthere: It was hilarious!

SEALSareNOTimmunetohangovers: Oh, God! I thought that was just a weird dream.

Thankgodmydaughterwasntthere: More like a nightmare. Now I got "Sex bomb" stuck in my mind.

NotsoZentoday has joined the chatroom.

NotsoZentoday: I don't even dare say 'Good morning'.

Myohanaknowshowtopartybrah: Hey, coz. I think the boss is having some trouble remembering the party.

SEALSareNOTimmunetohangovers: Oh, I remember the party. What I don't remember is how I got this heart drawn on my chest. Is it lipstick?

Myohanaknowshowtopartybrah: Nail polish. 'Passion red'. I love Revlon.

SEALSareNOTimmunetohangovers: You did this to me? Why?

Myohanaknowshowtopartybrah: Because you sounded just lovely singing 'It will rain' to Danny.

SEALSareNOTimmunetohangovers: I wasn't singing it to Danny!

Thankgodmydaughterwasntthere: He wasn't singing it to me!

SEALSareNOTimmunetohangovers: I was thinking about Cath, cause she couldn't come to the party!

Thankgodmydaughterwasntthere: Yeah, why would think he was singing it to me?

NotsoZentoday: I thought it was a response to you singing 'Candyman'.

SEALSareNOTimmunetohangovers: hahahahahahahahaa right! I remember you singing that song! Oh, man. You can really kick Christina Aguilera's ass.

Thankgodmydaughterwasntthere: No! NOOOO. That's NOT what it was. No! It was a challenge. Joe dared me to sing it!

SEALSareNOTimmunetohangovers: And like the 15 yearl-old you really are, you went ahead.

Thankgodmydaughterwasntthere: I'm sorry, then you agree that you sang your song in response to my song?

Myohanaknowshowtopartybrah: Excuse me! Can I just say that I agree with Danny's song and that the boss "Is a one stop, gotcha hot, making all the panties drop"?

SEALSareNOTimmunetohangovers: I don't know whether I should feel flattered at the line, or offended that Danny sang that to me.

Thankgodmydaughterwasntthere: I did NOT sing that to you! God dammit!

NotsoZentoday: Really? Cause the whole description of the man in that song fits Steve's profile.

Myohanaknowshowtopartybrah: Yeah! He had tattoos up and down his arm, there's nothing more dangerous than a boy with charm.

NotsoZentoday: And my favorite "he's a one stop shop with a real big…"

SEALSareNOTimmunetohangovers: Now I'm disturbed that Chin likes my big…

AgentHangover has joined the chatroom.

AgentHangover: I think I came in at the wrong time.

Myohanaknowshowtopartybrah: hahahaah busted, coz.

NotsoZentoday: I meant that it was my favorite part of the performance, especially with Danny's hand gestures.

Thankgodmydaughterwasntthere: I don't want to sound redundant but Thank God my daughter wasn't there! For once, I appreciate Rachel's overprotectiveness and distrust.

AgentHangover: Are we discussing the karaoke performances? Cause I think the Best Confession Award goes to Max with 'I touch myself'.

Myohanaknowshowtopartybrah: That was epic! I didn't know he could move like that!

NotsoZentoday: It's just so Max, to go up there and just surprise us like that.

SEALSareNOTimmunetohangovers: Where is Max anyway?

Thankgodmydaughterwasntthere: And Joe?

NotsoZentoday: Look, brah, I don't want to alarm you, but I'm pretty sure your sister stayed over at Joe's.

SEALSareNOTimmunetohangovers: My sister? Mary? And Joe? No way.

Myohanaknowshowtopartybrah: Way, bro. They were pretty comfortable with each other when they sang Glee's "Singing in the rain/Umbrella".

SEALSareNOTimmunetohangovers: I hope you're wrong.

Thankgodmydaughterwasntthere: So what if she went with Joe? It's better than having your girlfriend leave the party with Kamekona!

SEALSareNOTimmunetohangovers: Oh, I'd forgotten about that! Sorry, Danno. That sucks.

NotsoZentoday: Yeah, brah. I'm sorry too.

AgentHangover: Well, I have to say that if Kamekona had been singing "Hey soul sister" to me, after all the drinks we'd had, there's a high chance I would have left with him too. No offence Danny.

Thankgodmydaughterwasntthere: Whatever. I still didn't have the most embarrassing night. Yeah, I'm looking at you Kono… figuratively speaking.

Myohanaknowshowtopartybrah: What? "Don't you need somebody to love" is a CLASSIC by Jefferson Airplane. I am NOT embarrassed!

SEALSareNOTimmunetohangovers: I don't think he meant that one.

NotsoZentoday: Yeah, I think your performance of "All the single ladies" was more embarrassing.

Thankgodmydaughterwasntthere: Especially when you tripped over Max's foot and ended up ass in the air giving us all a nice view of you turquoise thong.

NotsoZentoday: Brah! Too far.

Thankgodmydaughterwasntthere: Sorry, Chin.

SEALSareNOTimmunetohangovers: I still agree with Danny.

Myohanaknowshowtopartybrah: whatever. You guys are just jealous that you can't pull off wearing a turquoise thong :P

SEALSareNOTimmunetohangovers: Are you kidding me? With my abbs I can pull off anything!

Thankgodmydaughterwasntthere: Yeah, OK, we got it, Dita Von Tease. You can strip. And what's with your chest anyway? What is that, a 20-pack? It's almost like you're photoshopped.

SEALSareNOTimmunetohangovers: Well Danny, I'm both impressed that you know what Photoshop is, and flattered that you noticed my muscles.

Thankgodmydaughterwasntthere: Whatever McGarret. At least I have my dignity. Nobody got to see my golden treasure.

SEALSareNOTimmunetohangovers: Golden treasure? What dignity were you talking about?

Thankgodmydaughterwasntthere has left the chatroom.

SEALSareNOTimmunetohangovers: Ugh, I think I'm gonna take that aspirin now.

SEALSareNOTimmunetohangovers has left the chatroom.

Myohanaknowshowtopartybrah: We should print these conversations, coz.

NotsoZentoday: I think it would be better if they stay undocumented.

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