Hawai Five-0 chatroom

Author's note: Hi, guys! I don't know when Danny's and Steve's birthdays are, so I'm using Scott's and Alex's real birthdays for this story. If anybody knows the characters' birthdays, let me know!

Hawaii five-0 chatroom: Chapter 7

Initializing private chatroom.

Private Chatroom 1 ready.

SurferChick, Zen, Lori and CommanderJ have joined private chatroom 1.

SurferChick: Alright, bros, we are now in business!

Zen: Well done, coz, I knew you'd be able to do it.

Lori: Yeah, this is great. Now we can plan what to do for Steve and Danny's birthdays!

CommanderJ: I didn't know their birthdays coincide.

Zen: They don't. Danny's is on the 23rd, and Steve's on the 24th.

CommanderJ: Oh, good to know. So, what are we thinking?

Lori: Is pig blood available in Hawaii? Because I think it's time I get my revenge from all the Halloween teasing I got.

SurferChick: Um… I don't know, but I was thinking more along the lines of a surprise birthday party. Not sure where to fit the pig blood…

Lori: Oh, don't worry. I can handle the pig blood.

CommanderJ: I think it would be best if we kept the celebration… blood free.

Lori: =( Fine. You can be a real buzzkill Joe.

Zen: Right. OK. Wait, where's Max? Didn't you send him the invitation to the private chat, Kono?

SurferChick: He'll be here any time now.

MBMD has joined private chatroom 1.

SurferChick: I'm awesome!

MBMD: Hello, there, fellow co-workers. It's nice to be a part of this little virtual get-together.

Lori: There you are, Max. You know, you sound like a geek even online. And what's with that screen name?

MBMD: Is that so? Mmm… precisely what gives you that impression? I am asking, of course, with the purpose of changing said characteristics in order to fit the environment more appropriately.

MBMD: And it's Max Bergman MD.

Zen: You sound fine, Max. We're happy to have you here.

SurferChick: Yeah, we're trying to figure out what to do for Steve and Danny's birthdays.

MBMD: Oh, yes. The adjoining birthday situation. What have you considered so far?

CommanderJ: Not much, except we are NOT using pig blood.

Lori: Well, that's all I have.

MBMD: Have you decided on the venue?

Zen: Excellent question, Max. No, we haven't decided yet. I guess it depends on how many people we invite.

SurferChick: Are we gonna make it like a huge party? Cause I was thinking just the usual, you know? Us, Steve and Danny, of course, Kamekona… I don't think Rachel will want to come.

Zen: No, but we could invite the museum lady. What's her name?

Lori: Gaby. God, Danny has the biggest crush on her.

SurferChick: I think he has a bigger crush on the boss.

MBMD: What do you mean?

CommanderJ: Nothing, Max. Who else could we invite? I know Catherine is unavailable. We could ask Mary to join us.

Lori: Who's Mary?

SurferChick: The boss' sister. She's cool. Kind of snarky. You'd like her.

Zen: OK, who else? Grace?

CommanderJ: If we're going to have Grace, then there can't be any alcohol.

MBMD: Actually, I believe we are all responsible adults and there will be no alcohol-induced riots while the child is present.

Lori: I agree with Max. We can't have a party without alcohol, and Danny will want Grace there.

SurferChick: OK, so Gracie is in.

Zen: We still need to check with Rachel.

Lori: I'll take care of it. I have experience in dealing with ex-wives.

MBMD: I would not like to sound repetitive, but what is the decision on the venue? I would offer my apartment, but my roommate has taken to bed.

Lori: Taken to bed?

MBMD: He is ill.

Lori: Yeah, I got that.

MBMD: Then what was the question?

Zen: OK! My place is too small. Joe?

CommanderJ: I'm confident we'll be able to accommodate all the guests for the party in my house.

SurferChick: Can I invite Charlie?

Zen: Fong? Is there something I should know?

Lori: Yeah, great idea! He's hot. I think he likes you!

CommanderJ: Kamekona has a girlfriend, we should add her to the list.

MBMD: What list?

Lori: The guest list.

MBMD: Oh, should we be taking notes?

Zen: It's a virtual guest list. Don't worry about it.

Lori: What about food? I can get a great cake for a good price.

Zen: Perfect! I'll ask Kamekona if he wants to take care of the catering.

CommanderJ: Are we sure we want shrimp?

Zen: He'll be offended if we don't ask.

MBMD: I have been told I can cook, and I quote, 'a mean barbecue'.

Zen: Alright, Max's in charge of the back-up food, Lori gets the cake, we might get shrimp from Kamekona. Drinks?

SurferChick: That's my area! I'll get it covered.

CommanderJ: Let's make sure we have a kiddy menu for Grace.

MBMD: I can take care of that. I do not consume alcohol, so I will take non-alcoholic beverages for myself and Grace.

Lori: Why don't you drink alcohol?

MBMD: I have been known to hog the karaoke machine at college when drunk.

SurferChick: Karaoke! Yay, let's get a machine!

CommanderJ: I have one. We will need some new singing material, but it should work just fine.

Zen: OK, Joe, I'm sorry but I can't imagine you playing Karaoke.

CommanderJ: My daughters bought it for me a few years ago. They said I needed to lighten up.

Lori: I didn't know you had daughters.

CommanderJ: Three of them. All grown up and oblivious of the fact that I object to miniskirts and illegal street racing.

Zen: I think we can call it a wrap for today.

MBMD: Call it a wrap?

Zen: Consider it done for today.

MBMD: Alright. I guess I shall go back to watching the rerun of 'Heroes'.

Lori: OMG. You know, you look just like one of the actors.

MBMD: Yes, we Asians all look alike. Like you people.

MBMD has left private chatroom 1.

Lori: Did he just make a joke?

CommanderJ: He's learning.