The Owners Maunal
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1 through F › Days of Our Lives
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
7
Views:
1,851
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0
Recommended:
0
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I do not own Days of Our Lives, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
The owners Manual Victor
The Owners' Manual: Victor Karakas
Name: Victor Karakas
Type: Human male
Site of Manufactory: small town in Greece.
Height: 6'2
Weight: 250 lbs.
Electrical Connection: Not necessary.
Installation: Your Victor K, comes vacuumed sealed in a traditional black oak box. Upon opening the box, you will see two sliver arm bands. Take the Victor unit out of the box then place the arm bands upon him. Your Victor will then start up, and look quizzical at you.
Operation: Your Victor will take commands as long as he thinks your the chairman of the board. Other wise use a pleasant voice and a kiss on the cheek to get him to move.
Uses for this unit: The Victor can run any business legal or other wise. He's good for idea bouncing and bouncing your grands on his knee. He is also good for playing all manor of card games. Talking about the days events or the current movements of the stock market. He is also good for some limited gardening and outdoors work. The Victor is also good for international shipping and translating Greek. The Victor can also be used for bedroom fun, but it is recommended that only older customers do this. The Victor unit seems to have issues with younger customers. Either he thinks of them as daughters, people, employees, relatives, or ex-porn stars.
Trouble shooting: Your Victor gets quite and glares a lot. He also has taken to shouting at your other units and screams at your neighbors Tony, Victor Newman, Shawn Sr. Units. He also has taken to calling you Caroline, even if that's not your name.
Answer: The Victor unit has somehow come into contact with the over ride virus. This nasty little virus causes many problems with different units. Remove one of the arm bracelets and call for a devious code.
Final note: As part of our plea bargain with certain courts.....we will no long be able to sell the Victor unit to younger customers and anyone who has the following units. Anthony DiMera, Shawn Sr., the no longer made Stefano, the Cassidine line or any of the Lotrs units.