You don't know jack about willpower

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You don't Know Jack About Willpower

AN: So I was going to have Jack have a threesome with gay twins and then Vince meets up with him and fucks
Jack in the ice machine room however... I started watching the show recently and got some inspiration.
Although if anyone really wants me to write the sex scene between Jack and the two hot blond twins and one
dark brunette (maybe Vince, maybe Will, maybe someone else) I would soooo not mind. Really I wouldn't....mind writing that sex scene. I went back and reread all my chapters. Is it just me or is my grammer and grasp of the gay sex form improving? I thank 'Queer as Folk' and 'Torchwood' which ironically though completely different styles of tv show are both created by Russell T. Davis the same man/demi-god who gave us Doctor Who...random bit of trivia for those of you out there in internet porn land. Sorry for the long wait by the way...there was school and the writing of research papers as well as other writing outlets I needed to attend to. And then when I went back and read over this fic I realize how horrible my grammer and set up was but lacked the heart to kill it because you all loved all the nummy Jack/Will action. So this fic should be gratefully to all of you because you saved it from deletion. I think of it now as one of those blue babies. You know the ones with the bad hearts that aren't expected to live as long as they do and then grow up to be healthy mature adults? This fic was suppose to be a one-shot and grew up past my expectations which leaves me scrambling for plot ideas to keep it going. So Chapter Six is a shifting chapter...don't worry Will and Jack will have sex again but...I'm going to torture them a little first.

Synosis: Will and Grace have a costume party at which Jack and Will have sex. Jack wants more but Vince
shows up in Will's life again. Jack, angry at himself and Will, goes off to have an awesome foursome with a
brunette (maybe) and blonde gay twins. Karen goes to talk with Will which causes Will to search out for
Jack, oops is that two blond gay twins answering Jack's door?

Warning plot chapter ahead
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Chapter Six: Hangovers and mornings after

The next day Vince escorted Will to work with the promise that they would meet up later. Will walked into
his office with several papers about several mergers and one very messy divorce. Karen was sitting in his
chair. "Hi Karen" he said, glancing up briefly. He immediately pulled a double take. "KAREN WHAT ARE YOU-"
"Shush Wilma." Karen cut him off. She then took a long look at him. "You had sex."
"What? I don't-"
"Twice."
"I-"
"On two consecutive nights."
"How-?"
"With Jack and Vince."
"Who-?"
"Although with Jack you came twice...no, wait...three times. And you only came only once with Vince."
"HOW DO YOU DO THAT!?!" Karen just gave him a little smile.
"Look honey, we need to talk." Will sat down on the edge of his desk and straightened his tie.
"Who did you bite this time?" Karen shook her head and mimed laughing by opening her mouth and breathing
shallowly.
"Oh, Wilma. No." She stopped laughing.
"Strangled? Made them drown in a volka martini?"
"No this is about Jackie. Honey," She smoothed the blotter on the desk. "He likes you."
"What? No-"
"Honey, he saw you with Vince last night." Will blinked. Did Karen seem sober?
"What?"
"And Gracie informed me..." Karen stood and leaned forward just a little bit as she drew out the words
'Gracie' 'informed' as if they were a great secret. "That you blew off your lunch date with Jack for Vince.
Grant you..." Here she stared at Will with unnerving focus for a drunk and high woman. "It seems that you
just blew Jack so 'maybe' its even? Honey," She sat back down. "All I know is that Jack enjoyed your night
together and wouldn't be against it happening again." Will had heard enough.
"This is Jack we're talking about Karen. He doesn't look back or care for people other than himself. Well
most of the time. And he told me to forget about it. It happened. Sex doesn't have to change our relationship. It was mind-blowing but still just sex. He's moved on. And Vince...Vince is back and doing better. He wants to have a relationship with me again. Jack isn't the relationship type. He doesn't want the same things as I do. We'd be together for all of ten minutes and he'd be off looking at the next young, cute boy that walks down the street in low-cut Levis. It just wouldn't be fair to me to play into his short lived fantasies. Remember the nail salonist idea? The surfer one? How he wanted to be a business tychoon after watching "THE APPRENTICE" once and walked around for a week saying 'Your Fired'" Will did the hand movement and lowered his voice an octive. "And although that's part of his charm it isn't enough to start a relationship. Vince is steady, and willing to have a long-term relationship with me. Why would I risk that with a fling with Jack?"
"Honey, I don't know."
"Exactly." They were silent for a moment; Will was remembering the years of friendship that JAck gave to him
and the single night of passion two nights prior and Karen just watched him.
"No seriously, honey, I don't know. What were we talking about again?" Karen asked.

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Later that day

Will walked up to Jack's apartment. He cricked his neck one way and then the other. He stretched out and
breathed deeply. He contemplated the mysteries of the universe. In other words he stalled. "Okay." He said.
"I can do this. Just knock on the door and when Jack answers it I'll-I'll...what I'll do?" Will glanced
around the hallway, nodded and smiled at Mrs. Patterson. "Mrs. Patterson." she nodded back and disappeared
down the corridor. "I know. I'll knock on the door and when Jack answers I'll ask him for lunch. Nothing weird or out of the ordinary there. Okay, I can do this...maybe do a few more breathing exercises. No. I'll...do it." Will Walked up to the door and took a deep breath. He let it out and knocked. It was a few
moments until Jack opened it. He looked sleep ruffled and had a comforter wrapped around his torso and legs. Will had a flashback to the morning after he had sex with Jack; peeling back the comforter to see Jack curled around his legs, breath soft on his stomach muscles. "Oh, hi Will." Jack sounded tired and sated. Just like on the morning after he and Will did it. But there was a trace of anger in the younger man's voice, wasn't there? Was Karen right? Had Jack seen Vince and guessed that he was the reason that Will broke off their lunch date yesterday? Was Jack jealous?
"Hey, Jack. I was wondering if you-I could make up our missed lunch-date yesterday?" Jack woke up a little
more and opened his mouth to answer when a voice called out from within the depths of the apartment.
"Jack? Are you coming back to bed? We're cold."
"Yeah Jack. Bring back the comforter and see if you can go another round before you need to go to work."
Jack grinned at Will and called back into the apartment. "Hang on my sweeties. I'm just talking to a friend." Will's heart thumped painfully at the friend comment and at the hickey on top of the long line of Jack's neck. Jack turned back to Will. "I'm an executive." Will smiled. "You should take the day off then, if you're the boss." Jack leaned in playfully and grinned conspiratorially.
"Does that mean I get Tony Danza?" He whispered huskily. Will swallowed.
"Maybe." He said nervously back. Just then two blond men appeared behind Jack. Will did a double take on
them. They were twins!!!
"Oh Will," Jack started once he realized that the twins had appeared. One wrapped his arms around the
smaller man while the other wrapped his arms around his brother. "This is Apollo and Romulus."
"Hi." The twins intoned.
"Hi!" Will said enthusiastically back. "Apollo like the Roman sun god and and Romulus like the guy who
founded Rome. Two famous twin names."
"Will don't be such a nerd." Jack chastised.
"No, no its o.K." The one twin who had his arm around his brother said. "Our mother is Italian so she wanted
to name us after Italian deities. But she didn't like names Diane or Remus. For which I for one am
grantfully. I'm Apollo by the way, second born and the one who would have had the name of either Diane or
Remus." He held out his hand for Will to shake.
"Will Truman. And I can understand why; I mean in the myths Diane is a girl and Remus dies."
"yup. And I'm Romulus." The one whose arms were around Will. "Someone finally shares my brother's interest in the 'old ways'" Romulus pitched his voice higher to sound distinctively female.
"Hey just because you don't think mom's culture is cool that the rest of us don't!" Apollo jeered back. "He's cute Jack." Apollo smiled at Will stretching up along the door frame to fully show off his pectoral and stomach muscles. Will blushed as his eyes traveled downward to the suddenly tiny towel that was tied
around Apollo's middle. The twins grinned at each other and Romulus kissed Jack.
"Yes Jack. Does your friend want to come in and play with us?" the older twin asked. "He can distract Apollo
with useless facts about 'the old country' while I drill you into the mattress." Apollo grinned a thousand
watt smile.
"Do you have time Will? Please say yes. The more the"
"Merrier." His brother finished. "Please Jack." Romulus whispered. Jack, however, stared at Will as Will
drooled over Apollo.
"I don't think Will can. After all his old boyfriend is in town, isn't he Will?" Will snapped out of his dazed and stared at Jack.
"What?"
"Isn't Vince in town? I think Karen told me that he was around yesterday. Isn't that why you dumped me for
our lunch date yesterday?"
"I-you forgot too!" Will automatically defended himself.
"But I bet you forgot first. And for once" Jack lifted his head regally. "I'm not going to forgive you so
easily. Boys! I believe I want another round of that wonderful twosome sex attack you two are so good at."
"Okay." Romulus wrapped his arms around Jack as they started to ooz back into the room.
"Sure" Apollo echoed.
"Jack-"
"I say good day Will."
"Jack" Jack half-turned and sneered.
"I said good day!" And he and Romulus disappeared into the dark of the apartment. Apollo smiled at Will.
"Sorry about that." Will pulled back from his pain long enough to actually look at the blond.
"That's okay. Jack was just being, well, Jack."
"You love him don't you?"
"I-He's my best friend."
"That's what Romulus is to me. Do you want there to be something more?"
"I-don't know. We-we had sex two nights ago."
"At the costume party?"
"Yeah how did-?"
"We were there, its where we met up with Jack. Last night he gave us a call and, well, here we are."
"Yeah." So that answers that. To Jack Will was really just a one night stand.
"APOLLO!! FELLIATO!!" Romulus' voice came from inside. Apollo grimanced and grinned.
"I hate when he does that. COMING IN A MOMENT! Look, if Jack was just a one-night stand then your friendship
is intact. He could have just called us to prove that to you or himself. Or because he was angry about this
Vince guy. Either way he's at least as hung up on you as you obviously are on him. And my advice to you is
that if you think it is worth it-"
"APOLLO!!!"
"COMING, DAMMIT ROMULUS IF YOU CAN'T HOLD OFF FOR MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES YOU NEED TO WORK ON YOUR
ENDURANCE."
"FUCK MY ENDURANCE!!! I WANT YOU TO SUCK MY DICK!!" Apollo turned back to Will, rolling his eyes.
"Threesomes are the only way he'll let me be with him. As if gay incest doesn't cancel itself out. Look if
you honestly think Jack is worth it, go for it. Don't give up so easily, okay?"
"Wow you-"
"Read people well? Yeah, well I have a doctorate in psychology."
"Beautiful and smart, wow."
"Yeah, shame I'm a-"
"APOLLO, GET YOUR SCRAGGLY ASS IN HERE, NOW"
"I'm in love with my brother. The sad thing is I recongize it as a disease and still won't fight it, I'm
doomed to hell anyway, right? But you and Jack? I can see it working. And I wish you luck."
"Thanks." Will blinked and smiled. Apollo smiled back at him as a man who was doomed to love someone he
could never truly have and knew it. "Have fun." Apollo grinned.
"Yeah. Bye. COMING YOU RETARD" And he shut the door.
"Bye." Will told the closed door. He turned and went back into his apartment. He grabbed the phone and
curled up on the couch. He dialed Vince's cell phone and waited at the rings.
"Hello?"
"Hi Vince?" Will smiled nervously.
"Hey! Will." Vince sounded enthusiastic. "We still on for tonight?"
"Uh, actually something came up."
"Oh, okay. How about tomarrow."
"Busy, there's this case and-"
"Is there someone else, Will?"
"I-"
"I'm a detective, Will. I can read people really well."
"Kind of."
"You love him?"
"What?"
"Do you love him?"
"I don't know yet. But I-" Will ran a hand over his face and through his hair. "I wanna see where it could
go. It was amazing, being with you again but-"
"Is it that guy?"
"What?"
"From the costume party."
"Vince..."
"I was there. I saw you and that fairy." Vince's voice was lined with disapproval.
"Oh."
"Do you even know who it was?"
"Yes, as a matter of fact I do, Vince."
"Really?"
"Yes, really."
"Who was it?" Vince practically growled.
"I don't think you have the right to know that."
"I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO KNOW, WILL!"
"No you don't. We weren't seeing each other when I slept with him, Vince. And you don't have to yell."
"What if he's a schizo-murderer with a drug problem? Then it's my right."
"He's not a a schizo-murderer with a drug problem."
"There isn't any possible way for you to know that."
"But I do know that." There was silence on the line as both men regrouped.
"What if he isn't the right guy for you. What if I am?" Vince attempted to reason.
"Vince. Then I should have the right to figure it out for myself."
"Who is he?"
"A friend. An old friend." Will grinned to himself as he imagined the look on Jack's face at being called 'an old friend'.
"I see. What if I wanted to continue to date you while you figure out if you love your friend."
"I don't want to hurt you Vince."
"Isn't that my right to decide that?" Will could hear Vince's smile on the other end of the line.
"Vince."
"You broke up with me, remember? I think I deserve the chance to prove that I'm good for you."
"Vince."
"What? You tell everyone that I broke up with you? You broke my heart, Will, and kicked me while I was down. Grant you its exactly what I needed at the time, to hit rock bottom before I bounced back up. And look at me
now; I'm a detective"
"I didn't-its Jack."
"Jack? As in Jack McFarland? Hyper actor slash student nurse?"
"Yeah."
"That is your mystery guy that I have to go up against to win you over?"
"Yes, Jack is my mystery guy and I would like for you to back off while I figure out wheather or not I love
him."
"No."
"No?"
"He's all wrong for you."
"How so." A statement not a question.
"He's a leach."
"I already pay for everything."
"He's hyper."
"I've always been his anchor."
"He-"
"He's my best friend. And I already love him, I just want to know whether or not I'm in love with him. It wouldn't be fair to you if I was with you and decided suddenly that I was in love with someone else, wouldn't it?"
"And what was last night?"
"Last night was...last night. I...I was happy to see you-" Will stood up and started to pace.
"I know that." Vince filled his voice with innenduo which caused Will to blush
"And I wanted to-I wanted to think that sex with Jack was just that, sex. But-"
"One night with me and you start thinking maybe it wasn't?"
"I don't think it had to be you. I think that sex with any man would have-"
"What? It still means nothing. So Jack is good in bed. Was he there the next morning?" Vince started to
sound really catty.
"Yes. It was his bed after all. I left."
"So maybe you don't want him after all. I'm the one you were in a romantic relationship with, not him. What
can he offer that I can't?" Vince was practically growling. Tension rolled into his shoulders and he gripped
the wood of his desk so the rest of the precinct couldn't see that he was having an arguement with his ex.
There was no answer. "Will?" Then came the soft answer.
"I don't know Vince. But I want to try. I have to go. Bye." Will hung up.
"Will? Will?" Vince stared down at his cell phone resisting the urge not to throw it. "Dammit." This was so not over.

Will stared at Jack. Jack was dressed and had let himself into Will's apartment after seeing the twins to
the elevator. Apollo had a client and Romulus had practice so they had to go home and get dressed. That was
fine by Jack because he wanted to yell at Will some more. Will had been talking on the phone with his back
turned to Jack and the younger man couldn't help but overhear part of the conversation. Will had turned
around and the evident frustration melted off his face at seeing Jack in the door way. Will put down the
phone and wrapped his arms around himself. Jack had an unreadable expression on his face when he said "So
did you mean any of it?"
"How much did you hear?"

TBC

There you go, a nice and nummy treat of a loong chapter.

Next time on "YOU DON'T KNOW JACK ABOUT WILLPOWER"

"Jack"
"Yes?"
"Would you like to go out with me?"
"Yes."

AND SEX, maybe...

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detective makes for a decent villian, no? And so does Romulus...and poor sweet Apollo...whatever happened to
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