To Find The Way To Cameron's Stargate

Spoilers: For Future Episodes of Season 9. One I used off of Gateworld.

Beachhead spoilers; Season Nine.

And actual lines used in the episode.

Chapter title: Ciao' Vala... Til' we meet again.... PFft. Forget that... Good bye and good ridden!
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Scene:

On base, Jackson, Mitchell, Teal’c and Vala are playing basketball. Aliens verses the humans. Jackson passes to Mitchell and it rebounds. Vala grabs it as Teal’c lifts her into the air and she drops the ball through the hoop..

“Yeah! Woo!” Vala bops her hip into Teal’c.

“Hey!” Daniel raises his voice. “You cheated!”

The three other people on the court turn and look at the archeologist.

Stepping forward the whining man, Vala taunts. “What are you, Daniel... A sore loser?”

Daniel walks right into her person space. “I am NOT a sore loser! You cheated, so the last point does not count!”

Cameron and Teal’c watch as Daniel riles himself up over a simple game.

Cameron wonders if it has to do with losing to her, or the fact that the Alien’s torments have not lessened at all. Cameron would never admit this, even under excruciating torture, but he enjoyed the little cris crosses at one another. At first he was clueless, and then got the hint but played dumb. Now he’s just confused. He realizes there are a few things ‘off’ about Daniel Jackson. And still can’t get over that fact that General O’Neill and him were fooling... He shakes at the thought. He’s not homophobic are anything. He’s flattered at the fact that Daniel likes him. He thinks,.and feels really bad for Daniel. Vala now seems to be going for the kill. He had locked himself away in his office for the last few days. Even Cameron tried to get him to come out. He heard that Daniel would go home, real late at night, and arrive really early. Well, he was glad that Teal’c and Vala were able to get him out from hiding. Still unsure on exactly how... Maybe she promised to be good... Nah’ he shakes that off. No way. Now her torture session might make him hide in deeper. Well, hopefully the good Doctor could handle it.

Suddenly, Cameron was pulled at of his own little world by a grab of his ass. He looked first to Daniel, who pulled both hands up in the air. He turned to see Vala as the guilty party. “So nice. So firm. I bet you can get some great thrusting going with a butt like that.” She laughed as he jumped at the pinch she gave him.

She turned to see Daniel looking at his feet. She could tell he was blushing.

“Jealous?” she asked the man.

He refused to answer.

“Guess we know the answer.”

Cameron taps Daniel on the shoulder, pulling his face up. Seeing this, Vala switched her glances between the two hunks. The vicious smirk adorned her face.

“Daniel, just one more thing before I forget. I just wanted to tell you how happy I am that you finally decided to wash your face. That dirt on your chin was just so unattractive.”

She then turned her attention to Mitchell. “Cameron, my dear. Why don’t you inform Daniel how unattractive you find him having a child’s tantrum. You’ll never let him use those sexual toys on you if he continues to act like that. I believe that is called a ... ‘turn off?’” she looked to Teal’c to make sure she stated it correctly.

He shook his head.

Refusing to look at Cameron, a red faced Daniel glanced at Teal’c with a betrayed expression. Fists clenched tightly, he turned to exit the room. Only did he stop when he felt a hand on his arm.

“It’s okay, Daniel. Just ignore the leather clad dom.”

Vala moved toward both men. She slowly started to move her fingers up and down Cameron’s sweaty arm, only to sigh when he pushed it away. “Well, I was going to offer to show you my leather outfit, since Daniel surely did not approve... Guess lacking the male member was not a turnon. It’s such a shame, but oh well. You two enjoy each others...”

Vala did not get a chance to finish her sentence. Cameron and Daniel were long gone.

Placing her hands on her hips, she let out a breathe. Turning to the big Jaffa.

“So.. Would you like to see my leathers?”

A smile crept upon the big guys face.

The rest of the day was uninviting for the Archeologist.

His day was ruined when he was literally dragged from his office by Teal’c. He had spent the last few days hiding out in there. Leaving only when everyone was gone. He took Cameron’s advice and went to the cafeteria for some food after the basketball fiasco. But silence and peace would not last. Vala arrived and informed everyone that she took down Dr. Jackson and Colonel Mitchell in the game of basketball. Cameron just echoed that she pulled up her shirt and that was the only reason for their lapse of control.

Needless to say, A LOT of the SGC men asked for a one on one game with the brown haired alien. She stated, only if they were willing to experiment with Dr. Jackson’s special toys.

Daniel turned and with as much dignity he could muster left the cafeteria.

Concerned for his friend, Cameron decide it was time to end it for once in all. He was gonna ask, no plead with her to calm down her torments. If not call a truce.

She looked seriously heavy in thought for a moment, then state; “Why Cameron, I didn’t realize you cared that much for him. Of course, I’ll relax my torments. That is, right after I get the video of you two mating like bunnies.

Disgusted, Cameron left. Vala just smiled, and finished off their trays of food.

Daniel decided it might be a good time to take a little leave of absence. He seriously needed to get away from everything. Unfortunately, as he stood at Landry’s door; letter in hand. Another threat came and his plans were ruined.

His dear friend, and fellow SG1 er Lt. Colonel Sam Carter was back.

Seems there some new bad guys to deal with

“Vala,” The alien introduced herself to Sam.

“Sam,” Carter replied back.

While waiting in the office for Landry to arrive, Vala cozies herself besides Sam.

“So, have know Daniel for a long time?”

Sam looked at her. She wasn’t a fool. She could tell that something was up with this woman from the get go.

“I’ve known him for over 9 years.” she answered cautiously.

Daniel looked up. He could see that his worst nightmare was asking Sam questions about him. Though sadly he could only hear Sam’s whispered responses.

“So...” Vala dragged on for a moment.

“Have you ever had sex with Daniel?”

Sam splayed out the cup of coffee across the table. Soaking a very irrate Jaffa.

“”Excuse, me? What... Why would you even ask such a personal question. That is none of your business!” She responded.

Vala was amused by the blush that suddenly adorned Daniel’s face. He had heard that question.

“Well, that answers my question.” She rose from her seat.

Teal’c, Sam, Cameron, and Daniel looked at her. Thank god Landry had not come into the briefing room yet. Or so they thought.

“So.. Daniel... I see you have only slept with one member of your team... I wonder if...”

“VALA!” General Landry screamed out. “Sit your flat ass down! NOW!”

Vala did for once as directed. And sat there playing with her hair as the General got down to business

TIME LATER THEN ARE ON THE SHIP. THINGS ARE GOING TO HELL. VALA TRIES ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS TO GET THE OTHERS TO LISTEN. THEY IGNORE HER. TIRED OF BEING IGNORED, SHE TAKES MATTERS INTO HER OWN HANDS.

AND RINGS OVER TO THE OTHER SHIP THAT IS ABOUT TO BE PULLED APART.

Daniel screams out, “Vala!”

She looks at the speaker. “You don’t have to yell. I’m not deaf. I’m aboard the cloaked cargo ship that Gerak left behind to watch us.”

“How the hell did you find it?” Cameron asks.

Vala rolls her eyes. “Good guess? Look, the tones are set a certain way. Rings seek out the nearest set, which happens to be aboard this cargo ship, cloaked or not.” She continues to play with the buttons.

“What are you doing? Daniel asks with concern evident in his voice.

“Oh!. Now your concerned. GOOD! I am trying to help, Daniel. Someone had to do something and you would not listen. Actually, I got the idea from Sam. The objects are being held in some sort of energy field like links in a chain and I intended to take the place of the last link.

“Vala, when the singularity forms, there will be a powerful shockwave. The cargo ship won’t survive.” Sam tells her.

“I’m counting on it. I’ll ring back before it hits. Then you can all thank me. Remember, Cameron. Video. Mating like bunnies!”

Cameron blushes, while Daniel wonders what exactly she meant by that.

Vala decloaks the ship and moves it toward the object.

“Something’s wrong.” The crew look as the ship explodes. Vala never makes it back.

Daniel collapses down to the nearest seat.

“Damn!” he sigh. He never wished for anything like that to happen to her.

The crew look at each other, then head home.

MONTHS LATER

Warning: SELF LOVE: SKIP THIS PART IF YA DON”T WANT TO READ

Daniel’s lying on his bed.

Sweat is pouring down his temples. Hair sticking to his face. His breathes are coming out in pants. Pushing back harder, he grabs himself tighter and lets out a loud scream. Sticky substances flowing over his hand as he uses his clean hand to pull his toy out.

Warning done Continue on:

Things for the last few months have been hectic. A new bad is causing problems. Him and Cameron are fighting side by side, and have even hung out on several occasions. It’s easier without Vala making something of it.

Pushing himself up from bed, he drags his exhausted body into the shower.

Soaping up, and enjoying the warm water spray on this body; helps jumps back as he hears a voice from the past.

“Daniel...”

Pulling his head out of the water way, he looks around. A quick shake of the head , “Nah, it’s nothing. I’m just hearing things.” He tells himself.

“Daniel...” He hears it again and ignores it.

“Daniel!”

Turning the water off, he heads toward his bedroom and gets dressed.

“Great. I’m hearing things. “ He decides to head straight to the SGC and see what is going on.

On his way there the voice gets more persistent.

Signing in, he makes his way to the infirmary. Where Dr. Lam meets with him.

“Daniel, stop ignoring me!” the voice demands.

“Oh, shut up, will you!” Daniel screams out. Dr. Lam gives him a look.

“Pardon me?” She says. Not to happy at the man at the moment.

“I’m not talking to you, Carolyn. I’m sorry. I keep hearing Vala’s voice. And it’s getting annoying.” He informs her.

She looks at him with concern in her eyes. Asking him to sit, she makes a phone call.

A few minutes later and the gang are in the infirmary.

They watch as Daniel continues to take to himself.

“Vala your dead! Why are you tormenting me?” he asks aloud. His hands are spread out high, and his eyes to the ceiling.

The all turn to the doctor with concern.

“Split personality?” Sam ask.

“Oh, god no.” Cameron says. “That would just be too curel.”

“Daniel shut up and listen to me. The Ori’ are planning something big. I am not dead. I am in trouble and in need of help.

“Your alive.. B.. But how?” He stammers.

“I got out in time, but got caught in a back wash. Now listen to me carefully. You need to find me. I am in no conditions to fight anymore. They are where I am at the moment.”

“Where is here?” He asks. “And what condition are you in?”

“Well,” he can hear her laugh. “It seems I am with child. And guess what? You’re the father!”

“Daniel...?”

“Daniel?”

Daniel couldn’t hear her, nor anyone else. Since he passed out in a dead feint. ...