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1 through F › Days of Our Lives
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
7
Views:
1,850
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0
Recommended:
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I do not own Days of Our Lives, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
The Owners Manual: Abe
The Owners' Manual: Abe Caver
Name: Abraham Caver, nick names Abe, Pard, Commander.
Type: Human male
Site of Manufactory: small town in mid-west
Height: 6'0
Weight: 200
Electrical Connection: Not necessary.
Installation: Your Abe comes in a large cherry wood box that's been lined with bubble rap and memory foam. Once you un-rap him, you will see a small leather pouch. Open and you shall see large gold star on a silver chain. Place the star on your Abe after you have him out of the box and with in five minutes he will be up and ready to go. Your Abe has been programmed to under stand American, Cop speak, and Aussie slang. He also has a full working understand of the US justice system.
Operation: Your Abe unit does best with polite commands. He tends to be well spoken and works well with other units. Your Abe is well suited for yard work, investigating damn near anything. He also is good for home security and makes an excellent body guard.
Other uses for this unit are: Babysitter, cook, laundry, beating the tar out of anyone who crosses you. Getting you out of legal jams, making small talk at high end parties, or just having a good time with friends and family.
Accessories that come with your Abe: several dress uniforms, two pairs of black jeans and five polo shirts. Running shoes and running shorts.
Interactions with other male units: Your Abe unit will work well with the Roman, John, Aragorn, Gandalf, and most of the other Lotrs units. Except for the Uruk-hai units or the Captain Jack Sparrow units. The Abe unit can not tolerate those units, much like the Anthony unit can't tolerate other male units.
Trouble shooting: My Abe unit was running fine until last week, when some new neighbors moved in. Now all he does is smile stupidly and zone out with this dumb look on his face.
Answer: Your new neighbors have a Fay or Lexie unit. This is a very common problem once the Abe unit sees a Fay or Lexie. He general becomes un-useable, unless you order the love over ride chip. Which will snap him back into line.
Final note: While the Abe unit can still be sold to male customers. We remind our male customers that the Abe unit is even more straight than the Andre and Tony units. He comes with no slash setting and most attempts to have one installed back fire and end in violence.