The Lex Luthor Sex Tape

Chapter 6

Epilogue


Things actually worked out okay for Lex as soon as he
could sit down again. The first ever gay celebrity sex
tape made the Thai Internet Porn site millions. Lex
acquired the corporation, fired everyone who had anything
to do with the distribution of the tape, and then re-released the tape for public consumption.
All proceeds went into a trust fund for Clark when he reached 25.
He never found out who actually stole his luggage, but he
began to think it was just a case of petty thievery. In
the past, a mystery like that would have driven him crazy,
but now he had other things to preoccupy him, like lying on
his taxes to draw the attention and punishment of a certain
black-haired superhero.


Clark's parents ultimately forgave him for lying about his
relationship, having sex on tape, and then screwing his
boyfriend under their roof. His mother especially liked the
way he handled Lex, trying some of his more corporal
techniques on her stubborn husband to both of their
delight.

As for school, Clark worried the other kids would attack
him now that his sexuality was out in the open, but except
for a few incidents, it actually made him more popular.
Most of the girls and a few of the boys cornered him and
asked him to demonstrate his blow job technique on bananas
and on one memorable occasion, a chinese eggplant. And
even some of his fellow football players complimenented him
on making Lex Luthor his bitch.


Chloe became a bit obsessed with the sex video, and try as
she might to purge the images from her mind, they lurked
there whenever she ran into her best friend and his
boyfriend. Depressed and sexually frustrated, she dropped
into the Talon one afternoon to drown her sorrows in a
mocha. Lana listened to her troubles, took her
home, and made her forget all about boys without gag
reflexes.

Pete was permanently gay. He decided that since the man who
made him that way was off the market, he should take a spot
at a college far away away from Smallville and 6 foot 3
farmboys with dick sucking lips.
One night, while wandering in a seedy part of the
ridiculously gothic city, drunk and pining for a love that
would never be, he was attacked by a gang of bizarrely
dressed thugs. Before he could say, Holy Fashion Disaster,
he was saved by Gotham's resident superhero. This one,
however, didn't want him in the role of token black friend
and expendable supporting character. Batman cast him as
the love interest instead.

The END