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Hawaii Five-0 chatroom: Chapter 5

SEALSmakemistakestoo has joined the chatroom.

SEALSmakemistakestoo: Anyone here?

SurferChick: Yeah, Boss. What's with the screen name?

SEALSmakemistakestoo: I might have crossed a line with Danny. You seen him around?

SurferChick: :o What happened?

SEALSmakemistakestoo: Nothing, I just need to get him to talk to me again. Text him for me, Kono. Tell him to log in.

SurferChick: Sure, Boss. Brb.

SEALSmakemistakestoo: What?

SurferChick: 'Be right back'.

SEALSmakemistakestoo: Oh.

SEALSmakemistakestoo: So? Did you text him?

SurferChick: Be patient, bro! You gonna tell me what happened?

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SEALSruinlives: What's up Kono?

SEALSmakemistakestoo: Danny!

SEALSruinlives: Oh. No! What the hell are you doing here? Did you set me up? Did you ask Kono to text me? That's a new low even for you McGarret. I'm out of here.

SEALSmakemistakestoo: Danny, please! Will you just wait and talk to me?

SEALSruinlives: I don't want to talk to you! Ever!

SEALSmakemistakestoo: Danny, please. I made a mistake. I'm sorry. I don't know what else to say.

SEALSruinlives: There's nothing to say, Steven. I can't believe you would do that. You crossed a line that should NEVER be crossed between two men, two PARTNERS, in my fucking car!

SEALSmakemistakestoo: I know you're mad at me, Danny. I understand. But please, just understand, it was a mistake. An accident! I didn't mean to do it! I was just so relaxed, socomfortable, with you, that I guess I just forgot my place there, for just a minute. Plus I'd had a couple of beers. I wasn't thinking straight! Please, Danny. It was an accident.

SEALSruinlives: Bullshit! It wasn't an accident, Steven! An accident is touching a woman's breast while reaching for the salt! And accident is banging the door closed too hard. Anaccident is saying 'I love you' at the completely wrong time. What you did, was not an accident!

SEALSmakemistakestoo: What do you want me to do Danno? I've already apologized. I don't know what to do for you to forgive me!

SEALSruinlives: Don't call me Danno! You can't do that anymore! My daughter calls me that, it's a term of endearment. And now it's tainted! Tainted with the memory of what you did.

SEALSmakemistakestoo: Oh, my God! You know what? You're being OVER dramatic, Danno. It wasn't THAT BAD!

SEALsruinlives: Not that bad? You FARTED, Steven! In MY CAMARO! That car is SACRED. You don't fart in a man's Camaro. It's a sin. A deadly sin and it should be a crime punishable by death!

SurferChick: Wow. Hold on! All this and all he did was fart? That's the big issue, the line that was crossed?

SEALSruinlives: IT'S MY FUCKING CAMARO! The dog was more careful than him. You just don't fart in a Camaro! And he smiled like it was no big deal!

SEALSmakemistakestoo: So I passed a little wind, Danno. Even Kono doesn't think it was that bad.

SurferChick: Did it smell bad?

SEALSruinlives: YES! It smelled and now my car smells of McGarret fart! I will NEVER get that smell out of the car! NEVER.

SEALSmakemistakestoo: I told you, I'll have it cleaned. By the time you get it back the smell will be long gone (No, it didn't even smell! It was only noise!) and that will be it. Danny, I'll pay for it. Just let it go, please. I'll even let you drive it more often.

SEALSruinlives: Oh, don't you worry about that. You will NEVER drive my car again.

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SEALSmakemistakestoo: Finally! God, he's been at it all day!

SurferChick: You guys need to go to couple's therapy. ASAP.

SEALSmakemistakestoo: ASAP?

SurferChick: As soon as possible. Seriously, Boss. Next time Google it. It makes you sound old.

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