Skins Meet Queer as Folk

AN: Those other chapters were needed. In two or maybe three chapters, I’ll be introducing the Queer as Folk cast into the story.

 

Skins Meet Queer as Folk

 

It had been six weeks since Maxxie’s parents had returned from the health spar. Maxxie sighed and shook his head smiling slightly as he listened to his parents moving about in the kitchen downstairs. He knew he was going to miss it when he finally left for school.



He ran a hand through his hair before nodding. He grabbed his coat and his backpack before he was finally on his way downstairs. He had promised he would meet Tony at the nearby café before heading to college together. They did this at least three times a week if possible. It had become a routine for them since they started spending more time together after Tony’s accident.



When he reached the café Tony was already there talking to some ditzy looking blonde, who was wearing half a pound of makeup caked all over her face. Maxxie inwardly snorted, shaking his head. He knew this girl was more than likely who Tony had bedded the previous night. If Maxxie knew Tony as well as he suspected he did, he was willing to wager Tony was in the process of getting rid of her.



Tony would sleep with you more than once, but only if you were decent in the sack. However, just because you managed to have more than one repeat encounter with Tony did not make you his girl or boyfriend. Tony did not believe in the onetime deal thing only. He believed if you were good in bed, he would do you again, but with no strings attached. Tony hated it when others got the wrong impression, figured if he had you more than once then you and he were in a relationship. Of course, Maxxie knew better.



Maxxie smirked and knew his suspicions about Tony trying to get rid of last night’s fuck had been correct. Tony looked up at him as soon as he spotted his favourite blonde bed mate. He beamed in such away, anyone who did not know Tony, they would think was genuine; Maxxie knew it was fake as a plastic flower or silicone breasts.



Tony stood up and quickly made his way over to Maxxie and said loud enough for the blonde girl to hear, “Maxxie darling, I missed you, I was wondering when you’d get here.” He then placed a passionate kiss on the other boy’s mouth and wrapped his arms around Maxxie’s neck.



Maxxie returned the kiss, wrapping his arms around Tony’s waist. Inwardly he was sniggering, he was more than accustomed to this. Most people backed off when they saw him and Tony doing this. Maxxie inwardly cringed when he heard a shocked and angry spluttering coming from behind of him. He knew the blonde ditz was about to pitch a fit. He did rather feel sorry for her, he had never seen her around here before, which made him presume she must have been new to the area and knew nothing of Tony’s reputation.



He pulled away from Tony, deciding to play around a little, proving what an excellent actor he could be when he wanted to be. Maxxie turned to Tony and asked, gesturing with a hand towards the blonde girl. “And who is she Tone, is she the hussy you ditched me for last night, you knew we had plans, how could you break them for her?” Tony frowned at Maxxie, before he caught onto what Maxxie was up to, when Maxxie discreetly winked at him. Tony inwardly snorted, so Maxxie was in the mood to play. He liked to play, he knew he was gonna enjoy this.



They both turned to face the girl, who had paled, which was hard to tell; when you considered all the foundation and blush she was wearing. She exclaimed, “What I don’t understand. You never said you were seeing someone else, at least of all a guy.” She sneered in disgust as she said, ‘guy’, and eyed Maxxie and Tony in disgust.



The girl whined, “But I thought you were straight and that we had a good time last night.” Tony shrugged and replied calmly, “You weren’t that great; in fact I’ve had a sight better. I am not gay straight or bisexual, I am just simply sexual. Gender doesn’t mean anything, it’s all the same to me, and it’s still pleasure and release at the end of it and a good time.”



He added around a smirk, “You on the other hand, it was merely just release.” He concluded around a snort, “You’re obviously new to the area and the college, or else you would have heard all about me, especially about me and Maxxie” he gestured to Maxxie, who was eyeing Tony in exasperated affection.



Maxxie snorted and said blandly, “It’s rather quite refreshing actually.” Tony smirked and asked, “What is?” Maxxie replied, also smirking. “To come across someone who hasn’t heard about or seen the Tony and Maxxie escapades in all of that bright and sexual glory.” Tony sniggered and shook his head before placing a kiss on Maxxie’s jaw.

 The blonde girl all but screeched, “You two are disgusting and impossibly repulsive. Same sex relationships are repulsive and just plain wrong and unnatural.” Suddenly all humour had left both Maxxie and Tony. Maxxie hissed as he commented, “Watch what you’re saying, you ditz, or you and I gonna have more than a little talk. I will not tolerate small-minded shit like that. Now get out of my face before I forget it isn’t correct to raise a hand to a female.”



Tony sneered, “Why don’t you stick to what you’re so obviously best at, plastering your entire face in half of the supplies at the Revlon factory, of course being just plain shit in bed. Don’t spew out shit your small minded little brain can’t process properly. You give a whole new meaning to the term blonde and dumb ditz.”



The blonde-haired bimbo looked livid before she shrieked and stormed out of the café. Maxxie then turned towards Tony and sneered, “Where’d you find that ditzy trash and loud mouth? There is no excuse for bad taste, Tone.” Tony smirked and shook his head as he led Maxxie over to the table he had sat at previously.



Tony replied, “She just moved into the house over the road from me. Effy made it very clear what she thought of the ditz without having to say anything. By the way the ditz is called Michelle.” Tony almost cracked up when he saw the expression on the other boy’s face. Maxxie grimaced and grumbled in disgust. “I really, really could grow too loath the name Michelle, seriously.”



Breakfast consisted of cheese on toast for both Tony and Maxxie. Rice Krispies for Tony and coco pops for Maxxie. Maxxie chose orange juice, while Tony opted for Milk, which was no surprise there as Tony could drink the good ole white stuff by the gallon load if you let him.

 They made their way to college after finishing their breakfast. As they walked Tony asked Maxxie, “So are you ready to leave this weekend?” Maxxie replied, “Yeah I am, I’m all packed and now have a passport. And I presume you went and collected the plane tickets on Saturday?” Tony nodded, confirming he had.



That weekend Tony and Maxxie would be leaving for the Pitts to scout out apartments and for both of them to look around their chosen schools and meet whoever it was who decided whether they were good enough to attend. If they were both accepted they would officially be leaving in less than two months, when they finally graduated from college.

 There was a week left until graduation and the start of the summer holidays. Tony and Maxxie planned to spend the first month of the summer holidays with their families, and the final weeks leading up to school restarting for them to settle in the Pitts.