That One Time
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S through Z › Sherlock (BBC)
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
9
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5
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1
Currently Reading:
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Drunk Texting
It's all in text messages. Hope it's not too annoying to read. It's long and gets silly but I couldn't stop imagining Sherlock getting a little silly if he drinks. And the typos are on purpose, even the German typos. Translations are in the brackets.
That one time Sherlock drunk texted John.
John I'm Bored!
-But you just got there Yes I'm aware of that thank you -Work on the case Already solved, hence my being Bored -how? you only got off the plane two hours ago FBI met me at airport, read the case file in the car -but you read it before you left They had withheld important details -that probably didn't go over well did it No not really -what did you do ? Might have called them morons -might? And might had told them to sod off for wasting my time. -you'll never get another case from them will you? This is why I needed you to be here -I can see that. Where are you now? The hotel. I booked an earlier flight to come home. Ill be back tomorrow -ok I'm going to lay down again Not feeling any better? -not really You should go see a doctor -cute .. .. John it's so boring here -go watch some telly Fine. Go back to sleep .. .. American tv is strange -is it? Yes more strange than the nonsense you watch -its not nonsense If you say so .. .. I cant watch this without you -why It's no fun when you're not telling me to shut up -shut up and let me sleep much better .. .. Are you still trying to sleep? -no, thats not going to be possible is it? what you are doing? -reading and feeling like shit, instead of sleeping. you? Sampling everything in the little frig -the mini bar? Yes that -you know you have to pay for whatever you open Oh .. .. the hotel has a jacuzzi -then go use it want me to send you pictures of me all wet in just my pants? -Did you drink the alcohol in the minibar? if i'm paying for it might as well do more than sample -How much did you drink? want me to send those pictures or not? -yes .. .. john have you ever done karaoke? -where are you? the hotel has a pub -I thought you were going to the jacuzzi apparently pants is not the proper attire for a hot tub -so you went to the pub? yes i just said that didnt i -are you drinking? no -are you lying? maybe. only one pint -you hate beer yes i certainly do but im trying to be not bored like you suggested so i dont bother you and you can sleep -i didn't suggest drinking and please tell me your not singing. no but i think i know what to get u for your birthday .. .. ive been told its a bar not a pub -are you still drinking? i stopped drinking the beer -that doesnt answer my question i thought you were trying to sleep .. .. long island ice tea doesnt taste like tea -stop drinking and go to your room its boring in my room .. .. im getting flirted on john -thats great sherlock the ladies love my accent . thats what they keep saying -really? are you sure it not your witty charm are you jealous? -how many iced teas have you had? only 1, kathy told me to try a amareddo thing. -who is kathy? ameretto sour amaretto. they taste like candy. better than the tea -how many of those have you had? more than 1 -who is kathy? my new lady friend. u are jeolous. -no im not .. .. ive showed everyone pictures of you -why? so you wont be jealous. there calling you my boytoy -How much have you had to drink have to go, my turn to sing .. .. john ive discovered something -what? drinkng makes me horny -everything makes you horny hornier, ur lucky im not into women their all over me -Please go to your room .. .. pam is teaching me german -who is pam? pam kathys friend she knows germain -you already know German ich wil dich guess what that means [I want you] -i know what that means you speak german? .. .. john are you there? -yes the hot tub is very hot -you need to go back to your room i'm gonna send you those picutes now -just go to bed there i sent one, guess what that is -oh my god guess -put your pants back on! -Now! .. .. your lovely john are you mad john john? your cute when ur mad Du bis sehr sexy [You're so sexy] john! i want u -please go to bed ur mad arent you .. .. kathy said i can stay up as late as i want im a grown man -Go to bed she sayd that your being a bad boyfriend and ur not the boss of me -sherlock your drunk! she says your being a ass -I dont care what kathy says dont be a ass -Go to Bed! not the boss of me! -Sherlock please ass .. .. john? are you mad? im in bed npw sorry i called u a ass jon? its not my fault First off, im drunk. 2 u arent a bad boyfriend drei thats 3 in german 4 to hell with katy for saying your a bad boyfriend jon? -yes ur a wondrful boy friend john -yes i miss u -i miss you too are you mad/ -no. now go to sleep ok thanks for being not mad -goodnight sherlock jon? -yes ich lieb dish thats german for i love u jon -I love you too Sherlock. Now sleep ok .. .. John I think I'm hung over -I'm not surprised. Have you looked through your sent texts yet? No. Why? -Enjoy your flight .. .. Are you feeling any better? -A little It's unpleasant to fly with a hangover by the way. -I'll have aspirin waiting for you when you get home Also have some amaretto waiting. I've thought of a new experiment