Hawai Five-0 chatroom

 

Hawaii Five-0 Chatroom: Chapter 4

Zen: Hey, anyone there?

Lori: Yeah, I'm here.

Zen: It's hard to tell now that everyone logs in as invisible.

Lori: Tell me about it. Do you know if Kono managed to create the private chat windows?

Zen: She's still working on it. Why did you change your screen name?

Lori: I'm tired of getting teased. If they make fun of my real name, at least I can punch them.

Zen: You need to learn to ignore them, Lori. Grudges are bad for the soul.

Lori: I'll remember that, Master Yoda.

Zen: Keep your day job, Agent.

Lori: :P

Pinappleisntfood: Aw, aren't you two cute?

Lori: Who's that?

Pinappleisntfood: Guess.

Zen: You know you spell it pineapple, right Danny?

Pinappleisntfood: Dammit.

Pinappleisntfood has changed his screen name to Hawaiicansuckit.

Lori: God, can't you have a nice screen name for once?

Hawaiicansuckit: Oh, I'm sorry, Lori. Is my honesty offending your tender ladiness?

Lori: Are you drunk?

Hawaiicansuckit: Why is that the first question out of your mouth… or hands? No, I'm not drunk. I'm waiting for my lovely (notice the sarcastic tone, please) wife to drop off my daughter, even though she should have been here two hours ago. I am waiting. If I had ever been late, she would be calling her lawyer claiming I take no notice of her precious time.

Lori: Sounds like you have issues. I'm out of here. Bye, Chin.

Zen: Bye, Lori!

Lori has left the chatroom.

Hawaiicansuckit: Oh, great! Now, now, she sends me a message saying she's having car trouble. That's just great, I'm always the one who has to be patient, understanding and just fucking perfect. That woman hates me, she fucking hates me. But you know what? I HATE HER TOO.

Zen: Didn't you almost get together with her not so long ago?

Hawaiicansuckit: Almost.

Zen: Why didn't you go to Jersey with her and Grace? Wasn't that your plan? Get back together with Rachel and live happily ever after with her and Grace under the same roof?

Hawaiicansuckit: What do you think happened? Steve got fucking arrested! I wasn't gonna leave just like that! I had to help him!

Zen: Wow. I'm impressed that you admitted that, Danny. Impressed and proud.

Hawaiicansuckit: What do you mean? Admit what?

Zen: That Steve is more important to you than your wife and daughter.

Hawaiicansuckit: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! Steve is NOT more important to me than my daughter!

Zen: But he is important enough that you chose to stay in a place you hate in order to help him, when you could have just turned your back and gone back to Jersey anyway.

Hawaiicansuckit: It's called loyalty, Chin. It's not like I was going to stay here forever. I was gonna leave as soon as Steve was out of prison and cleared of all charges. But then Rachel found out that Stan is the baby's father and well, the rest is history.

Zen: Still, Danny, I remember how you looked at me when I had to take him into custody.

Hawaiicansuckit: Again, it's called loyalty. Just like when we stole 10 million from the police to save you, Chin. Nobody said we were in love with you then, did they?

Zen: I never said anything about being in love, Danny. You came up with that one.

Hawaiicansuckit: What? No! I mean… whatever,Rachel's here. Bye.

Zen: Bye, Danny.

Hawaiicansuckit: Chin.

Zen: Yes, bro?

Hawaiicansuckit: You know that's not what I meant, right?

Zen: Sure, bro.

Hawaiicansuckit has left the chatroom.

CommanderJ: I think this is going to be much easier than we'd originally thought.

Zen: You too, Joe?

CommanderJ: I'm not as active in this mission as Kono and Lori, but yes, I think Steve and Danny need to open their eyes a bit and, well, like Kono says 'Take the b out of that bromance'.

Zen: For my own sanity, I'm going to pretend you did not just say bromance.

CommanderJ: In all fairness, I didn't say it.

Zen: You're starting to sound more and more like Kono every day. Maybe it's time for you to open your eyes.

CommanderJ has left the chatrrom.

Zen: Oh, come on, bro! I was kidding. People are just too sensitive lately. These Haoles need to learn to loosen up a bit.