The Pregant Superman

  Author Notes: This chapter is from Lex's and Bruce's viewpoint. Mostly it will be lex's but near the end of the chapter it'll be all about Bruce.

Plenty of set up for some drama going Clark's way. XD

((this takes place before and after they had sex in Lex's bedroom))

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  Lex had been having a good week, mainly because of Superman.

  It was kind of unusual, as seeing Superman always put him in a bad mood... but there was a very good reason for his oddly good mood-- the fact that Superman AND Clark had been suffering for a whole month.

There was Clark's divorce from Lois, which Lex was pretty sure were hurting him something horribly. And then of course there was that whole odd bit with Superman apparently being able to procreate with humans...which of course stirred a huge uproar and had millions of women clamoring to get impregnated by Superman. There was even a few that willingly put themselves in danger just to get a chance to meet Superman and maybe have a romantic tryst with him, much to Superman's chagrin.

Superman seemed utterly uncomfortable with all the female attention, which amused Lex to no end. Oh, how he loved to see Superman looking so constantly harassed.  And of course, there was even a few people who spoke out against Superman ever having kids, on the basis that he was an alien and that they didn't want him crossbreeding with their human women. Lex had to admit, he liked those people.

Lex had been spying on Superman for a while there, and it looked like Superman was about to crack any second. Superman kept on constantly checking out people and the like, as if he was slowly entering a state where he was constantly horny. Clark definitely had been used to getting sex from Lois whenever he wanted it... and now that they were separated for good, there was no way he was getting any right now. That sure had to be hard on a guy like him, eh?

   Lex smirked. Oh yes, any minute Superman was going to crack from all that pent-up sexual frustation... and he was going to capture it all on tape. And the world would never see Superman in the same way again.

Yes, he knew that it was kind of odd that he was getting some sort of twisted enjoyment over the idea that Clark, no, Superman, wasn't getting any. But when one thought about it, it was only rational. After all, Lex was practically celibate for a long time now. He had sworn off women altogether, after all his bad experiences with the homicidal type. However, this still left him with a lot of pent-up sexual frustration. His sex toys helped some, but not much.

And now it was that time again when his own frustrations were building to the point where he felt like he was about to explode.

And people wondered why he sent so much time attacking Superman physically and verbally?

At any rate, it was only fair that Superman feel the same frustration he did!

  Hope came in while he had been lost in his own happy thoughts, and informed him that Superman was hovering outside... and from the looks of it he had been there for at least 20 minutes.

  So he had to go outside on the balcony to see what Superman wanted this time.  He was surprised when Superman, instead of acting like his usual suspicious asshole self, actually looked embarrassed and nervous. Superman muttered something about coming to Lex for help.

Lex couldn't help but comment on how he was in a good mood for once. And that he was willing to help superman with something as long as Superman wasn't there to pick on him.

He then let superman into his home office... and what happened next was far too surreal for him to believe.

  Lex actually wondered at one point if he was having some sort of bizarre dream or something.

A pregnant superman? That was way too weird for words! Although, he definitely is an alien so it did make a weird sort of sense.

  But on the up side, Superman apparently cracked and decided that Lex would make a good sperm donor.... and he got it all on tape!

Lex always made sure to keep every place where he lived and worked equipped with security cameras, even in the bedroom in the case there was more homicidal people after him. And, Lex was usually the only ones to review the tapes besides his two female bodyguards.

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   Lex didn't know if it was his repressed sexual frustration making him act out, but he lost his cool and started provoking Clark sexually. The biggest surprise, though, was when Clark started reciprocating back.

Not that he was complaining at all-- ever since they met those many years ago he had always fantasized about doing it with Clark. Of course, once they became enemies Lex didn't really think about doing it with Clark that often anymore. However those fantasies did not disappear completely.

Besides, a part of him felt vindicated now that he finally got to do this with Clark. It didn't matter to Lex if they were still enemies of sorts.... in fact it only made this even more arousing for him.

There was something about having forbidden sex with your own enemy that was just so hot.

Now he knew why Catwoman kept on doing it with Batman, if the rumor was to be believed.

He mumbled something about bed and all of a sudden they were both in bed, naked.

He had his second surprise today when Clark wanted to be on top, and he had this horrible thought that maybe Clark could impregnate others as well. He was about to object to it, when he noticed that Clark was so past losing his cool. There was a sort of dazed lusty expression on Clark's face that clearly showed that Clark wasn't exactly in a rational state of mind right now.



So he then supposed that it was so much as wanting to impregnate him as much as he just wanted to have sex.

   Lex was also alright with that, having bottomed in the past. So he talked Clark though it, and they quickly got down to business.

  It quickly became one of the best nights he ever had.



  All the months of being celibate just made the sex sessions even more intense than normal for him. And for some strange reason the sensations only got more intense the more they did it between all the breaks they took.

Yes, they actually did it more than once, much to his amazement! And the hours of almost non-stop sex wore Lex so much that he ended up being passed out on top of Clark.

He was still positioned like that when he woke up around 12pm.

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  Bruce paced around in his bat-cave, wondering what he was going to do about Clark.

  To be perfectly honest, he was still shocked over the fact that Clark could get pregnant. It just seemed so unreal.

On top of it, Clark actually wanted him to be the other father?? Jesus, he wasn't so cut out to be one AT all if the rest of his adopted sons were any indication. One of them pretty much hated him right now, and the others were kind of fucked up in their own ways.

The only positive thing he's ever done for them was to give them a safe place to be, and to teach them how to survive in a place like Gotham.

He had investigated everything about Clark's biology as much as he could, and even made sure that it wasn't some form of Kryptonite that was making Clark act so strangely.

And Clark had gotten so tired of his constant questions that he finally sent a file from his fortress's computer full of everything Bruce ever wanted to know, and more that he wished he never knew.

That Kryptonian sex-eduction video.... dear god.

  At first it hadn't been so bad as it had started out innocently. It first spoke about the different pairings between the genders that could be done in a highly clinical tone. It even spoke about the standard safe sex practices.

But when it got to the birth videos it quickly turned into something almost like it came out of a horror movie.

  The male birth part was especially gruesome. The birth opening was located on the stomach, just right under the bellybutton. When sealed up it looked like a scar line. The line was usually invisible until the male became pregnant. And when he was ready to give birth, it opened up like a large bloody wound.

  The man would then start contractions, all the while looking like a shotgun victim...

   The rest of the video had then started looking like what would happen if a woman gave birth, only expect more bloody. The worst part came afterward. Once the baby was out, the stomach's opening was even more stretched out, looking like something just burst out of it in the worst way.

Apparently it would take the male days to recover from that, and in that time span his stomach would start to slowly repair itself.

  It took a lot to faze Batman as he had seen the worst of what humanity had to offer. And even seeing that video made him feel queasy, knowing that was something Clark would have to go though.

He couldn't even talk to Clark afterward, because every time he looked at Clark he kept on visualizing that unfortunate kryptonian male who had given birth on that video.

But he knew he couldn't put off it anymore. It was completely rude to keep Clark waiting for his answer, after all.

In the morning, he would have to fly to metropolis and talk with Clark.

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