The Seduction of Kurt Hummel

The Seduction of Kurt Hummel

Part IV: Propositions

Puck and Finn arrived at Kurt's house at the appointed time. Kurt hurried them in and closed the door.

"My dad will be home in about an hour. We need to be done by then. I don't need him wondering why a have two football players in my room."

Once they were all settled in his room in the basement, Kurt offered them refreshments… chocolate chip cookies and lemonade. He then got right to the point.

"I guess before we start, I need to know what you boys are hoping to accomplish."

Puck and Finn looked at each other.

Finn was the first to speak. "Puck, why don't you tell Kurt what we want to accomplish?"

"Sure," Puck said. He was relieved. Just for a second he thought Finn would tell him… it was too early for that. They didn't want to scare Kurt off. "We just need something we can do with the football players to help them loosen up."

Kurt looked skeptical at his explanation. "Can you show me what you mean?"

"Yeah. Come over here, Finn." The other boy complied with his request, and Puck turned him so that he was facing away from Kurt. "In everything they do… running, throwing, tackling… they are just so stiff that they can't get anything done. What we need is for them to loosen up, especially in the hips." Puck put his hands on Finns hips to emphasize his point. "My idea actually was to use a Hoola Hoop but Finn thought dancing would be better." As he talked he guided Finn's hips so they moved in a circular motion.

"A Hoola Hoop…" Kurt mumbled, shaking his head… as if it was the worst idea in the world.

Finn was moving his hips pretty good and so Puck let go. He just watched Finn, and then he watched Kurt, watch Finn. After a short amount of time, he told Finn to stop and smacked him on the butt to emphasize his point.

Kurt just watched them both with narrowed eyes.

"Come on, Finn. Let's show Kurt what we have been working on." He grabbed the front of Finn's jeans at the belt buckle and pulled him forward. Kurt's eyes traveled to watch Puck's hand. His fingers were strategically placed inside Finn's waistline as he pulled him.

"Okay, just stop," Kurt said. "I've had enough. You guys are obviously not here to work on dance moves. Do you think I am that stupid?" He crossed his arms and glared at them.

"What do you mean?" Puck asked innocently.

"I mean I am not buying any of this." His hands moved to his hips. "Is this some sort of sick joke? You both seem to have gone to a lot of trouble to… I don't even know what! Humiliate me? Make fun of me?"

"What? No, Kurt," Finn said. "We aren't doing that. We would never make fun of you."

"It's either that or you guys are actually gay. And I do not believe that for a second."

"We like girls," Puck explained, "and guys."

"Really?" Kurt asked. "Show me. I would like to see how much you like guys." Puck didn't miss the sarcasm in his voice.

Finn nodded stepping closer to Kurt.

"Not with me," Kurt clarified, rolling his eyes. "With each other."

"Fine," Puck said motioning to Finn. Kurt obviously thought they would be squeamish about this. He really had no idea. "Go ahead and kiss me," he whispered to Finn. "Just don't come on too strong. We don't want to scare him off."

Finn nodded. He then looked over at Kurt, who was staring irritably at them. Turning his attention back to Puck he leaned in and kissed him chastely on the lips.

Leave it to Finn to come on way too soft.

"Okay, really guys. Can we stop now? You are obviously not gay, and I'm really getting tired of this…"

Puck ignored him. Really if you wanted something done right, you had to do it yourself. He grabbed Finn by the back of his hair and pulled his head back. He then kissed him passionately. Finn moaned in response. Kurt was almost forgotten as he kissed his friend soundly. Puck pulled away and looked at the other boys. Finn had his eyes closed and was breathing heavily. Kurt had a stunned look on his face and his mouth was open in shock.

As Puck crossed his arms, Kurt shut his mouth.

"Okay, fine. So you like guys… what do you want? A cookie?"

"Actually," Finn said, "I would like another cookie.

Puck just shook his head at his friend. "Kurt," he replied. "We want you."

"You're kidding."

"No, we both like you…"

"Let me just stop you there. What did you think? That I would be thrilled with your offer? Poor Kurt, he can't find anyone on his own so we are going to help him out?"

"It's not like that Kurt," Puck said.

"Then how is it? Were you planning on passing me around the football team? Or maybe I was going to be the star in your little orgy?"

"Kurt," Finn said, looking hurt. "We care about you. We would never just use you…"

"He knows that Finn," Puck said. "He is just messing with us. Aren't you Kurt?"

Puck glared at Kurt. He was not going to hurt Finn. If he didn't want to be with them, that was fine. But he was not going to hurt Finn in the process.

Kurt must have understood because he agreed with Puck.

"I'm just kidding, Finn. I know you guys would never do that to me."

"We both like you a lot Kurt," Finn said. "And we think you like us, too."

Kurt smiled at Finn. "I have to admit, it is an interesting proposition."

Then he looked at Puck and the smile vanished.

"Well, Puck," he said walking over to the other boy. "I'm sure this was your idea," he mumbled. "Let's see what you have to offer." Kurt inspected him from all angles, as if Puck was a designer jacket he was thinking about buying. Kurt's look was critical and Puck wondered if he found any flaws. Puck knew he looked good. He was in great shape, and his was proud of his body. At times Kurt would stand very close, his hand raised, almost touching Puck. It was difficult at those times not to move, not to say anything, not to grab Kurt and kiss him senseless. He found he really wanted Kurt to touch him. In fact, he almost broke down and begged Kurt to touch him. Thankfully, he was able to resist that temptation. He was sure Kurt was intentionally torturing him, and he wouldn't be the one to break. Not yet. At one point, however, he couldn't resist growling at Kurt in frustration.

"Down boy," Kurt said, with a dismissive glance. And that look almost did Puck in.

Then Kurt turned to Finn.

"Okay, Finn. Your turn."

Puck looked over at his friend. Finn was obviously excited about the whole thing. If he had been a dog, his tail would have been wagging in anticipation. He loved the attention he was getting from Kurt.

Kurt sashayed over to the other boy. That really was the only word to describe Kurt's walk… okay well there was provocative… and sexy…

When he reached Finn, he smiled at him. And Puck was reminded again of how unfair everything was. Kurt walked around Finn, touching him, and making comments.

"Very nice," he said to Finn. "Very, very, nice." The other boy had a big grin on his face. Puck could tell he was really enjoying how much Kurt was flirting with him.

Kurt seemed to be enjoying himself as well. He placed a hand on Finn's chest and casually moved it lower, watching Finn's reaction. He couldn't have been disappointed by the look of absolute lust and excitement on Finn's face. The other boy was breathing heavily and smiling widely. Kurt bit his bottom lip as he seemed to be contemplating the possibilities.

Puck watched in anticipation. Seeing the two of them together made his realize how much he really wanted this to happen. Finn had been correct when he said they cared about Kurt. It was not all about sex. It was a lot about sex, but not all about it. He was fascinated with Kurt… the other boy had a strength and a spirit that Puck admired… his smile was infectious… and Puck thought about him, way too much.

Kurt gave Finn one last smile and moved back to his original spot.

"So," Kurt said with a smirk. "Let me see if I understand this twisted little scheme of yours. You were thinking of one on one or…?

"Together," Puck said quickly. "Definitely, all together."

Kurt nodded his head and then seemed to come to a decision. Puck hoped it was the one he wanted.

"Well, boys," he said. "You have given me a lot to think about."

At their looks of disappointment, Kurt continued, "And I will have to think about it. So for now…I would like you both to leave my basement."

"But Kurt," Finn said. "I thought…"

"It's okay, Finn," Puck interrupted his friend. "Kurt needs time to think. That's cool. I'm sure we can find something else to do while we wait for him to make up his mind."

Finn gave him a confused look so Puck decided to show him. He walked over to him and pulled Finn up against him. Finn smiled then as Puck started kissing him deeply. This time Finn was ready as he put his arms around his friend's neck. Puck grabbed Finn's butt and pulled him roughly against him. As they kissed, Puck opened his eyes to watch Kurt.

Oh, yeah. Kurt was definitely into them.

Puck ended the kiss. "Let's take this elsewhere, Finn. Nite, Kurt." He gave a small wave of his hand as he pushed Finn toward the door.

He didn't have to glance back to know the look that was on Kurt's face.

A look full of want… and need.

Operation: Seduce Kurt Hummel right on track.