Teyla Loses Control

An AWKWARD Accident.





I don’t make monies from this and.... SUPRISE! I don't own Stargate.



And don’t worry. No m/m. At least not in the normal sense.





Rodney was hovering over one of his many gadgets, punching numbers into a computer console. This particular gadget was massive, and covered most of the table. Although it looked rather cobbled together, with bits and pieces hanging out all over it, it resembled the shape of some kind of laser gun.

In fact, originally, that was what it was meant to be, but after the harsh reception in Teyla’s room, he had been modifying it.



“Yes, yes,” he muttered, “If I can switch the trans-matter converter and adjust the duplicator, it should work. Oh! Wait, not if I don’t *grunt* switch out the nozzle and adjust the concentrator.”



He labored around his machine for quite sometime, fumbling with long cables and wire. He carefully wound wire around different objects, switched out a large canister, and then grabbed what looked Ancient Technology. It glowed when he touched it.



“Well,” he said, “I’m glad I finally got that gene injection. That will make this SO much easier.”



He took the Ancient component and placed it into a specially crafted cradle, which locked it in place. Then he attached some wire to the cradle, and strung them over to the rest of his contraption. He closed his eyes and screwed up his face as he hooked the two cords together. A soft hum started. He peeked open one eye, and then opened the other. Then he grinned.



The entire contraption was humming and emitting a soft glow. He looked it over like a little kid looks over a new toy, and he had the same stupid look on his face. Then he noticed something.



“Whoops! Don’t want to get started before fixing this, do we?” he muttered, as he extracted a focusing mirror and hooked up another canister.



Rodney McKay took a few steps back to admire his project, and bumped into Ronan.

“Aaaaahhh!!!”

He spun around and saw that tall warrior.

“Oh, whew. It’s just you. For a minute I thought it was a wraith or-”



“Or Colonel Carter? Or Major Lorne? Or anyone who has the slightest authority over you?”



“Hey!” snapped Rodney, “Just because I’m building this in secret doesn’t mean I’m afraid of anyone finding out!”



“Well, are you?”



“Ok fine. I’m not supposed to be doing this. Now go away.”

Rodney tried shoving the bigger man backwards, with no luck.

“What does it do?” asked Ronan.

“Huh? Oh. Um… well…. Do you remember the rejection Teyla gave us? Well, this should fix it. For me ONLY! It’s mine, and not yours. Go away, you can’t use it!”



“Well, I’m sure Colonel Carter will be just as interested in it as I was,” said Ronan, walking towards the door.



“Wait, wait, wait, wait. Fine. You win.”

Ronan stopped and came back.

“Ok,” said Rodney impatiently, “Your dick is too stumpy, mine’s too thin. This machine should fix both those problems. This panel here controls the machine. I figured out how to use some of the Ancient cloning and replicating devices and hook them up to the quantum laser module. It make’s the dick bigger, thicker, longer, or whatever you need.”



Ronan looked at the machine, then back at Rodney, then the machine, and then he repeated the process.

“Well?” asked McKay.

“You are one perverted bastard McKay. On the other hand, you’re right. Lets get started.”



“Right then,” said Rodney, “Stand in front of the door. That’s where the nozzle’s pointed. Now this is gonna hurt a little bit, because it’s duplicating, reengineering, and expanding cells at an incredible rate.”



“Hurt?” said Ronan.



Rodney flipped on the machine.



* * * * * * * *



Teyla was walking through the corridors. She had seen Rodney head down this way several times since she had thrown him and Ronan out of her room, but every time she tried following him, she lost him. The bottom areas of Atlantis were not often visited, and even Teyla, with her hunting abilities, got turned around several times.

Today, however, Ronan had also been following McKay, and Ronan’s large form was much easier to follow. She saw him slip in the back way of a room, so she went around front.



Muffled voices could be heard inside, but the thick walls made it impossible to hear anything clearly.

Teyla leaned against the door, trying to hear what they were saying. Something about….

“Hurt?” said Ronan.



A loud buzz started, and Teyla heard Ronan groan in pain. Ronan was being hurt! She opened the door and rushed in.

Rodney looked up from the control panel.

“Teyla!?! No! Look out! Move!”



It was too late. Teyla was already caught in the same beam Ronan was in. Rodney ran over to them and, of course, with typical McKay timing, also stepped into the beam.



Teyla screamed. A sharp pain was coming from her crotch. Something was… changing.

She wasn’t the only one. Ronan and Rodney were both getting huge bulges in their pants. She looked down. SHE HAD A BULGE TOO! She screamed again, this time out of fright.

“What is happening?” she cried.



* * * * * *



Guess who happened to be looking for Teyla in the lower levels when he heard her scream?

If you guessed “John Sheppard,” then you move to the head of the class.

He had been looking for Teyla, and someone said she went in the direction of the lower levels. He was hunting for her when he heard the scream. He tore down the hallways, following the noise, and burst into the room, also getting caught in the beam. Lucky for Sheppard that the beam had a timer, otherwise his already huge cock would have been stretched to huge proportions.

As it was, the beam still made it grow somewhat, to practically 12 inches long. Then he looked around. Rodney and Ronan were sporting massive bulges under their pants. Then he saw Teyla, and just about fainted.



She was sitting on the floor, shuddering. Sprouting from a tear in her previously tight pants was a cock rivaling his own.

“Ok,” he said, “That’s not normal.”



Rodney tried to explain, but Sheppard waved him off. He went over and sat down next to Teyla, who was trying to hide her foot long monster.

“Oh, John,” she sobbed, “How can ANYONE love me like this?”



He put an arm around her, pulled her tear-streaked face toward him, and kissed her deeply. Her cock hardened, and shot out straight.

“Wow,” though John, “I must really turn her on.”



He pulled down his zipper and pulled out his own behemoth.

“Look,” he said, “Mine’s bigger, so I’m happy. As for love, trust me, we can still have a lot of fun, and I’m sure Ronan or Rodney will be glad to help us.”

He gave them a look leaving them no choice.



“Sure,” said Ronan, “Why not? Which end do I get?”

“Front.”



Teyla gave John a quick kiss, and turned over, laying on top of Ronan, presenting her firm, tight ass to Sheppard. Ronan began sliding his cock between her breasts. She squeezed her breasts together on Ronan’s cock. He groaned as she quickened the pace.



Suddenly, she squealed. John had rammed his ENTIRE 12 INCHES into her with one slam. Teyla lost focus and almost saw stars. As it was, she collapsed, the wind totally knocked out of her. The ache from her rectum tingled its way up her spine, and soon the entire lower half of her body was aching and kind of numb.

Then, without warning, John pulled the whole thing out.



Teyla felt a cavernous emptiness inside her now, and longed for it too be filled again.

“John, please…”



He complied, and she cried out again, but it didn’t hurt as much this time, and it actually felt nice. She moaned and started to thrust back. Then she started back on Ronan’s dick, and it wasn’t long before she brought him to a climax. He groaned and spurted all over her ample chest.

Then Teyla moaned even louder, and reach down to stroke her own, ridiculously hard organ. Suddenly Ronan was painfully aware of the log jammed between himself and Teyla.

She made another squealing noise, and jerked even faster.

“Uh oh,” said Ronan.”

She came all over both their bodies, making Ronan very uncomfortable.

“Aw man…” He groaned.



Ronan grumbled as he pulled himself away and grabbed a towel Rodney handed him. Teyla was still on the floor with Sheppard’s cock buried in her ass, purring softly to herself as she continued to jerk off, sending little spurts of cum all over her dick and herself.

“Your turn, McKay,” said Ronan.

“I think I’ll pass on this one.”

“Faggot.”

“FAGGOT!?!” said McKay indignantly, “I’m not the one who just fucked someone with A DICK!”

“Yeah, whatever,” said Ronan as he walked out still wiping himself off.



Meanwhile, on the floor, John was still ass-fucking Teyla. He reached around to her cock and began stroking it with her. She turned her head around and kissed her lover. Their tongues intertwined as Sheppard helped Teyla jerk off.



He grunted, and came in her ass. He started to pull his cock out, but Teyla protested, so he left it in.

“You know, Teyla,” said Sheppard, “If you’re feeling really kinky, I can show you something.”

“Ooohhh, please do,” she purred lustfully.



John pushed on her ass until she was curled slightly, then he grabbed her cock and stuck it in her mouth. Her eyes widened when she realized what he was doing. Any protest she had was lost as her own slid into her mouth. She started slowly, then finally got over what ever was bothering her and began to suck her own dick.



She closed her eyes and moaned softly as she sucked herself off. John started thrusting into her ass again.

She was sure it would NEVER be as tight as it once was, but she didn’t really care. A looser ass meant anal would be easier.

As John thrusted into her ass, he grabbed her balls and massaged them.



Teyla let out a feminine grunt and shot her load into her mouth. She drank it all and licked her lips, and continued absent-mindedly stroking her organ.



Sheppard yelled softly as he shot off what he was sure was his biggest load of all time into Teyla’s ass. She moaned as the force pushed her off his dick slightly.

She extracted herself and turned around.



Teyla pushed Sheppard back onto the ground, and took his foot-long dick in her hands and began to caress it. She covered with kisses as she pulled on it. Then she lowered her head onto it.

It filled her mouth to capacity and pushed her throat at just halfway down his cock. But something inside Teyla demanded that she have it all. She wanted it all. She needed it all. She pushed herself onto his dick, fighting her gag reflex as John’s huge cock pushed down her throat. But she didn’t stop until her nose touched her lover’s crotch.



She motioned for him to stand up, and she kneeled, with his dick still inside her. She massaged his balls as she sucked on his cock. She had to pull it out to get another breath of air, but then she jammed it back in.

As she sucked him, her hands drifted to her own cock, and they began stroking it. Soon she was sucking and jerking at the same speed. She made a noise, muffled by the presence of John’s dick in her mouth, as she shot her load of cum between Sheppard’s legs, splattering it against the wall behind them.

Sheppard yelled his he shot his spunk down her throat, into her stomach. She slowly pulled it out, and then, shoved it back in. Apparently she wanted another round.



“Hey, Teyla,” said Sheppard, “You should see if you can get your cock into your ass.”



Teyla thought about it as she sucked Sheppard off for the second time. She took her semi-soft cock and bent it backwards, slowly pushing it into her ass. She got it in as far as it would stretch, and began working it in and out.



“Oooh, Teyla, you are so fuckin’ hot, I’m gonna cum!” shouted Sheppard.

Teyla nodded. She was about to cum as well.



Sheppard grunted as he shot his second load inside of Teyla. She made more muffled noises as she masturbated into her own ass. Their dick slid out with a soggy “shloop,” and they collapsed next to each other on the floor. Sheppard looked over and saw that Rodney had made quite a pool, jacking off to their display.



Suddenly, Ronan came bursting through the doors.



“Come on guys! I just saw Carter headed this way! She’ll bust us all unless we split, NOW!”



“Wait!” said Teyla, “I have to change back! Although possessing a male organ can be interesting, I am a woman, not a man.”



“Fine, fine, fine,” said Rodney, “I’ll reverse the process, just stand in front of the beam, ok?”

“I will too,” said John, “I don’t like all this fake crap. A man should use what he was born with.”



Ronan and Rodney stood outside the beam range and Rodney reversed the controls.

However, just as Rodney was about to fire it up, he got an evil idea. He pressed the button and shoved Ronan into the beam without warning.

“McKay. You. BASTARD!” he shouted as his bulge disappeared.

Teyla and John were also set right, and the sound of footsteps had them all making a run for it out the back way



However, Rodney stopped, and turned around. He stood in full view of the door Carter would come through, and lowered his pants, revealing his self-made log.



“Ha!” he muttered, “She won’t give Zelenca a second glance after this!”







that’s the end of this chapter in our crazed story