To Find The Way To Cameron's Stargate

Used Two parts of the actual show in here. Thought they went good.
Thanks Chaff for the line. It went much better with it.
Review.. If ya want me to continue..


Episode Four spoilers:::
:: Doctor Jackson's Office:::
Daniel sat at his desk, enjoying a nice brewed cup of his favorite coffee blend.
His plan was to hide out in his office and lick his 'wounds.; At least until things hopefully cleared over. Or Vala had a ‘accident.’
Lost in the orgasmic bliss of the richness of his heavenly coffee, he didn't hear his office door open; And then it was too late. His visitor was in front of him.
"Hello, Daniel."
Startled, A loud "CRAP!" and he jumped up. Spilling some of his coffee on to his lap.
Walking over to the archaeologist, Vala watched Daniel in amusement. He held his pants out in front, with one hand, while using tissues to wipe the wetness up with the other.
"Well at least I didn't cause damage to anything of use to you.. Again.." She said, with a smirk on her face.
"Why are you.. Never mind. Will you just leave.. You....Go..Shoo!" he pleaded..Turning away from her to undo his belt and check on his 'goods.'
Moving closer over to Daniel, she peered over his shoulder. Either trying to check the damage, or to see if she was correct about the size of his appendage.
"Do you mind?" Daniel asked. Redoing his belt..
"Me? Mind? Of course not. Feel free to strip any time... " She said with a smile. "Oh, and while your at it maybe I should call Cameron so then I can have a REAL show!" With that she jumped onto his desk. She grimaced once she heard a crushing sound. Reaching under her lap, she grabbed a hold of the now ruined item. Handing them to there owner.
"I um....found your glasses." She held the mangled pair out to him.
Daniel replied, "Uh...Yeeeaah...Great. Your ASS is a homing device. I'll uh...keep that in mind."
Growling to himself, he threw the glasses in the wastebasket. And proceeded to sit back at his desk. Grabbing the cup of coffee, well out of Vala's reach.
Vala looked toward her leather covered ass, then toward Daniel. "My ass.. a homing device?? I say not! You happen to be the one who seems to have the homing going on just fine there.."
"Pleassseeeee..... WHY?!" Daniel whined. "Why won't you leave me alone?! I thought you wanted Mitchell."
A smile adorned his face at the sudden thought.. " Go... Harass Colonel Mitchell or something! Just leave me be!"
Grabbing Daniel's chin to face her, Vala leaned downward. Presenting her 'assets' in his face.
"Why on any planet would I wish to leave. You give me such.... entertainment."
Sighing, Daniel opened his desk draw and grabbed a spare pair of glasses.
Being her typical noisy self, Vala noticed Daniel supply draw. "You have enough glasses in there to sight an entire colony? Lose many?" Vala asked.
Closing and locking the draw. "Jack said he got this great deal. Thought it was funny since I always lost them."
"Well, I could stea.. sell a few..." Vala offered. “I’ll cut you in twenty percent.”
"Ah, NO!" He answered.
Without notice, Vala blinded him with a question. “:Do you happen to own these charge cards I heard about on the television?”
Looking at her he was trying to figure out what the hell her angle was now. He said, “Yes. And why do you want to know?”
“No reason, really. Just heard about them and was curious.”
“O.K.” he thought. “What is she up to now.” He didn’t ask. He was enjoying the moments of pure silence that seemed to surround the two. .
But, that quiet, calm could not last. Daniel was going crazy trying to figure her out. "Not that I'm not enjoying the silence from you.. Trust me, I am... But, I was wondering why you came down here in the first place? Was it for any other reason then the charge cards?:"
Sliding off the desk, Vala walked over to an artifact on the wall.
"No. The credit cards, I just had...a mere curiosity about. The real reason I came in here to was to a...... to say so........ ..I wanted to make sure you weren't permanently damaged."
"Ah," Daniel stated, watching her handle the ancient vase in her hand carelessly. "I'm fine, and if you wouldn't mind.. Please place that down where it was."
Placing it back on the shelf, "I was just trying to ap.... Fr......HELL!" She seemed to be having some bit of trouble saying the words..
Smiling, Daniel decided to have some fun with this. "So. You wanted to apologize. Was that it? APOLOGIZE?"
"Yes. That’s the exact reason I came down here.. And I’m glad you accepted.”
“Well, who said I accepted,” Daniel said. Facing making the pout that drove Jack crazy.
“You.. You just accepted my.. Ap.... You did. I heard you,.” Vala stated. Moving over toward Daniel. She put a hand on his hip, and another on his cheek. “And stop with the pout. Your too old to make such faces.” lightly patting the cheek.
“That’s it..... Get out.. NOW!” Daniel demanded. Fed up with her little shenanigans.
Vala left in what looked like defeat. That was until Daniel reached into his back pocket and pulled nothing up.

“VALA!” he screamed. Realizing she had lifted his wallet.