The Owners Maunal
The owners manual Roman
The Owners' Manual:
Name: Roman Brady. nicknames: none.
Type: Human male. super cop.
Site of manufactory: Small town of Salem.
Height: NA
Weight: NA
Electrical Connection: Not needed comes with built in battery.
Installation: Once you have un-boxed your Roman unit. You only have to place the green shamrock necklace upon him. After about two minutes your Roman unit should be fully functional. Your Roman unit has been programmed to understand, English, Gallic, and cop speak.
Operation: This unit works very well upon being told that you are his commanding officer. Upon this, the Roman unit will follow your every whim. As long as it is legal, the Roman unit will do all that you tell him.
Uses for this unit: Your Roman unit is great at tracking down all manor enemies. He also is good for repelling home invasion along with compiling clues and other cop like actives. He also can do heavy lifting and makes wonderful chowders of all kinds. Your Roman unit is also good at grilling and some drink mixing. The Roman unit has also reported to be very good at spy work along with some limited fathering skills. Your Roman unit is also more than able to be used for your bedroom pleasure as well.
Bedroom do's and don’ts of your Roman unit: The Roman unit, is reported to be rather old fashioned at first, but with repeated use. Will become more daring and let you try more and wilder things. However if you own the John, Abe, or another male unit that can stand having another male unit around. Do not let your Roman unit know, you are using any of the other male units for pleasure. If you must use other male units for pleasure, make sure to deactivate the Roman unit first.
Accessories that come with your Roman unit: Several office causal suits along with one tux. Along with Salem PD ID and gun.
Final note to customers: This unit can be sold to male customers with the understanding that they not try and use it for bedroom fun. That and we recommend that they be single. Seeing as how one of the faults to the Roman unit is that he will attempt steal your wife. Due to the fact you stole her first. Also the Roman unit seems to have problems working around the Victor and Colin units. We recommend that you do not own a Victor or Colin unit if you wish to own a Roman unit.