The Sex Machine Myth
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Category:
zMisplaced Stories [ADMIN use only] › Celeb › Myth Busters
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
5
Views:
9,045
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Myth Busters, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Development Phase
On return, Jamie, Adam, Grant, and Torry are all working on attaching sensors to the harness system)
Grant (Holding a remote box): According to what Jamie tells us, these sensors are going to work together and be even more effective than this hand-held control system. (Pause) But Jamie’s been wrong before.
Jamie: Each of the sensors we’re using react to its alignment to all the other sensors, and were attaching close to a hundred fifty of them to the rig. I built a similar system for a commercial, it was just used for a different purpose.
Adam (Holding his fingers under his nose to imitate Jamie’s mustache and speaking in a deep voice): I was the sex machine James Brown was referring to. I was built for pleasure in 1731.
(Scene change. Torry is in the rig, adjusting by his movements.)
Torry: This would be pretty cool if this thing weren’t, you know, designed to have sex with me.
Grant: I feel pretty good about this. I mean, Torry’s way heavier than Kari, and the rig seems to be moving him okay.
(One of the rig’s ropes snaps.)
Torry: Crap! (His startled movements make the rig lower him)
Grant: Well, like I said, he’s a lot bigger than Kari.
(Scene change. Kari is setting up the tower inside the rig, hooking it up. The tower now has four vibrator attachments of various sizes and attachments)
Kari: I had to have Grant help with some of the parts.
Grant: She had no idea what she was doing. She pretty much picked out the toy attachments and I did everything else.
(Kari hits Grant)
(Commercial break.
Grant (Holding a remote box): According to what Jamie tells us, these sensors are going to work together and be even more effective than this hand-held control system. (Pause) But Jamie’s been wrong before.
Jamie: Each of the sensors we’re using react to its alignment to all the other sensors, and were attaching close to a hundred fifty of them to the rig. I built a similar system for a commercial, it was just used for a different purpose.
Adam (Holding his fingers under his nose to imitate Jamie’s mustache and speaking in a deep voice): I was the sex machine James Brown was referring to. I was built for pleasure in 1731.
(Scene change. Torry is in the rig, adjusting by his movements.)
Torry: This would be pretty cool if this thing weren’t, you know, designed to have sex with me.
Grant: I feel pretty good about this. I mean, Torry’s way heavier than Kari, and the rig seems to be moving him okay.
(One of the rig’s ropes snaps.)
Torry: Crap! (His startled movements make the rig lower him)
Grant: Well, like I said, he’s a lot bigger than Kari.
(Scene change. Kari is setting up the tower inside the rig, hooking it up. The tower now has four vibrator attachments of various sizes and attachments)
Kari: I had to have Grant help with some of the parts.
Grant: She had no idea what she was doing. She pretty much picked out the toy attachments and I did everything else.
(Kari hits Grant)
(Commercial break.