Which Clark Is Mine?

Lex leaves the hospital to find his car gone.
“What the fuck is going on now?” Lex screams. “He gets on the phone to report the car stolen.”
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Back at the office, Clark was done messing around on the Internet. As he was closing out the windows he had opened, Clark still had the file about him and Lex in his head. He looked at the folder for a few minutes.
“I can not invade Lex’s privacy; he would give me the respect of mine if he was on my computer.” Clark said as he raised a bunch of questions about the file. “It’s probably vacation pictures of us anyway, right.” he thought to himself. He shut down the computer, laying the thoughts to rest.
Just then, 'Lex' appeared, “Hey, what are you doing here, Clark?”
“I’m waiting for you, remember. You went to the hospital to check on Lionel's condition. How is he doing? Did you give him my best wishes?” Clark replied to him, a bit confused.
“Oh yeah, right. I assume he is okay, they did not tell me anything.” 'Lex' said.
“Oh, did they say why they would not tell you anything?” Clark looked even more confused than before. “Are you feeling okay?”
“I’m FINE.” 'Lex' snapped back at Clark. “I mean, I’m just under so much stress lately. You know with work and all.”
“You seemed fine this morning.” Clark stated.
“I’m fine, okay.” 'Lex' sneered at Clark.
“Okay, honey. Can I get you anything?” Clark asked, sighing.
“NO!” replied 'Lex'. “Let’s just go home.”
“Lex, are you sure you’re okay, my love?” Clark backed up a bit.
“I’m fine, I promise,” 'Lex' said calmly, “let's just go home, okay.”
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Lex is talking to the police and the security at the hospital.
“So, Mr. Luthor, you did not see who took your car?” the police officer asked.
“NO! If I did, I would be questioning them and not bothering you.” Lex said sarcastically.
“Mr. Luthor, you do not need to be that way. We are not going to find your car any sooner.” stated the police officer.
“Well, you’re not finding it standing around here, bothering me now, are you.” Lex demanded.
“Now, Mr. Luthor.”
“No, fuck that; I pay your paycheck and employ a lot of the people in this town.” Lex was flabbergasted.
“We’ll let you know something as soon as we know something, sir. Take care.”
Lex calls the office for a ride, and to talk to Clark.
“Mr. Luthor, you left here a couple of hours ago with Clark.” said the guard.
“What? I’m stuck at the hospital. My car was stolen. Pick me up and take me to the mansion.” Lex said.
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On the road back to the mansion, Clark and 'Lex' did not say much. Outside of Smallville, the radio gave an update on Lionel and the search for Mr. Kent.
“Lionel is out of surgery and recovering well.” the announcer reported. “There is no word on Clark Kent’s whereabouts.”
“That is weird, they would not tell you anything, but they told the news people some information.” Clark tilted his head slightly to the side.
“No, it is not weird. Can we just get back to the mansion and relax?” Lex asked restlessly.
They had not said another word until they pulled into the driveway.
“What would you like to do this evening?” Clark asked.
“I need to do some work tonight in the office. I’ll catch up with you later.” 'Lex' rubbed his head and eyes.
“I thought you were not going to work today. We are supposed to be together all day.” Clark protested.
“I’ll catch up with you, I promise.”
Clark went to bedroom to watch a movie. 'Lex' went to the office.
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Just then, Lex pulls up the mansion.
“What the hell? Light's on, and my car is here.” Lex was confused.
“Drive, turn off the headlights, but leave the parking lights on, just in case.” Lex said.
“Yes, Mr. Luthor; what ever you say, sir,” said the driver.
When they got to the guard house, Lex filled the guards in on what was happening. It took a bit to convince the guards that he was the real Lex, though. After they were satisfied, Lex looked at the security TV to see where Clark was.
“The only room in the mansion without a camera is the master bedroom. He must be in there.” Lex figured.
“Now, where is this imposter that is trying to be me? I see him in the office.” Lex pointed out.
They carry out the plan as Lex explains it.
“Okay, here is the plan. Darius will go in the office and check on me, like normal.” Lex stated.
“What are you doing in here? I did not call for you.” 'Lex' snapped.
“I always check on you, at this time. See if you are hungry, or need anything else.
“I don’t, so go away.” 'Lex’ said.
“Yes, sir.”
The real Lex sneaks in to Clark.
“Clark, are you okay?” Lex said.
“Lex.” Clark squinted his eyes.
“Yes, my love, it is me.” Lex hugged Clark tightly. “You weren’t with me at the office, and I did not bring you home.”
“I’ve been at the hospital with my father. He passed out while I was asking questions. So, I went to the parking lot and found my car missing. I called the police and have been dealing with them for the past few hours.” Lex explained.
“Then, who is that, in your office?” Clark asked.
“I do not know. Let’s find out together and take him down.” Lex offered.
“What do you have planned, honey?” Clark had a concerned look on his face.
“Well,” Lex whispered the plan in his ear. He did this both for pleasure and to make no one overheard him.
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Okay, they entered the office at opposite ends, wanting to corner the man. Darius was outside the front door. Clark entered through the left side of office, and Lex through the right side.
When they entered the room, it was empty.
“Were the fuck did he go?” Lex screamed.
He went to the desk and called the security building.
“He is gone; find him, NOW.” Lex sneered.