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Results
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Title: Results Part 3
Author: llewellynprince
Series: The Secret Lives of Scientists
Rating: R –NC-17
Pairings: McKay/Sheppard Teyla/Weir Ford/Zelenka Beckett/Bates Grodin/Simpson Miko/Heightmeyer Stackhouse/Markham
Category: Humor, Lust, Romance, Drama
Summary: Elizabeth tells everyone the results of the survey, Rodney and John have an interesting conversation.
Notes: Beta’d by lyndasty
Part Three: Results
Breakfast was subdued and quiet; everyone was tense waiting for Elizabeth, Teyla, and Halling to arrive with the results. Notably, the soldiers sat on one side of the tables and the scientists on the other. It warmed up after awhile and everyone relaxed enough to start talking and joking, comparing their answers on the survey and talking about them. There were quite a few questions from the military on what several of the things mentioned on the survey were and the scientists were more then happy to explain to them. They were very happy to explain…too happy; so happy in fact that they volunteered information that the military personnel didn’t want to know. Sheppard, Bates, Ford, Markham, and Stackhouse were sitting across from Rodney, Zelekna, Beckett, Simpson, and Grodin, while Heightmeyer and Miko occupied the end of the table. Beckett and Zelenka were talking in detail about encounters they’d had, something about a sweet Russian girl and the Berlin Wall and a young Scottish lass and a field of sheep. Sheppard and the others really didn’t want to know all the details they were hearing, and said details were depressing Ford. Sheppard looked over at the young soldier who was glancing up at Zelenka whenever the other man wasn’t looking and playing with his food other times. Who would’ve guessed he’d fall for a scientist? Sheppard turned back and stole a glance at McKay; the same could be said for him. Eventually the conversation between the soldiers turned to military things, like movies and they relaxed.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is da bomb!” Ford declared in reference to the Predator movie.
“Totally!” Stackhouse agreed.
“Basic is the best all over military movie,” Bates stated.
“Oh please,” Sheppard snorted, “Top Gun is the best.”
“You’re just saying that because you’re in the Air Force,” Ford snorted.
“I’m also your commanding officer,” Sheppard grinned with a glint in his eye.
“Oh please, they’re all terrible movies,” Rodney stated rolling his eyes. They turned to him, all wearing various expressions of annoyance.
“They are great movies,” Sheppard countered. Rodney rolled his eyes again.
“Their brainless, plot less, and pointless!” Rodney argued.
“Their entertaining and fun!” Sheppard argued back. Thankfully Elizabeth walked in before the argument could turn into a full-blown battle and everyone in the room went quiet and turned to her.
“Well I can see you’re all eager for the results,” She commented dryly. Everyone grinned and few laughed.
“Well, don’t keep us waiting!” Someone cried out causing more laughter.
“Alright…the most experienced military man was Lieutenant Ford!” Ford’s jaw dropped as the entire room turned to look at him.
“It’s the looks.” A woman he couldn’t see declared, causing more laughter and Ford to blush. Sheppard grinned and slapped him on the back as Stackhouse elbowed him playfully in the side; Markham sent him a teasing grin.
“Most experienced scientist is a tie between Doctors McKay and Simpson, who have done everything under the sun from the looks of this survey.” As soon as she finished cheers erupted from many of the scientific personnel while the military personnel just sat in shock. Rodney smirked at Sheppard whose jaw had dropped along with Bates’, Ford’s, Markham’s , and Stackhouse’s. “And Rodney and Simpson both scored higher than Lieutenant Ford, so first round goes to the scientists,” She finished, her lips twitching. She had enough info from these test to blackmail everyone on the expedition several times over. The scientists cheered and congratulations went around good-naturedly. Elizabeth gave a sigh of relief, relieved that there were no hard feelings.
“What about the tally?” One of the female scientists asked. The military contingent groaned.
“75% to 25%,” she grinned sheepishly and there were groans and cheers. “Alright, quiet down people. For those of you who signed up the competition starts today.” The room went dead quiet and you could have heard a piece of paper drop, “Remember, you can back out at anytime. Does everyone understand?” There were nods and quiet affirmations. “Alright the competition will begin in two hours and last until this time tomorrow. All it consists of is getting one of the opposite team to admit you’ve seduced them. I expect everyone to be fair.”
Sheppard sighed. “I can’t believe you signed up,” he turned to Ford, who just looked at him.
“I can’t believe you didn’t,” Ford gave him a look. The young Lieutenant was well aware of Sheppard’s long time feelings towards their resident genius and was amazed that said genius hadn’t figured it out yet.
“Oh please, it was a stupid bet,” Sheppard snorted and Rodney raised an eyebrow. “And no, I’m not insulting your genius.” He said before Rodney could start again and rolled his eyes at him.
“How about we make a personal wager, Major,” Rodney said calmly, the light in his eyes and his smirk on his lips worrying Sheppard, “I bet I’ll get into your pants long before you can ever get into mine.” Ford choked on his drink. Bates’s fork stopped halfway to his mouth. Elizabeth would have dropped her tray but Teyla and Halling caught it. Beckett stopped mid-sentence. Zelenka took off his glasses, wiped them clean then put them back on and stared at Rodney and John. Markham stared with his mouth open. Stackhouse swallowed his food with difficulty. Simpson grinned. Grodin looked like a fish out of water as the rest of the room, overhearing Rodney’s bet, went quiet. Sheppard’s jaw dropped and he felt his face turned bright red as the room waited with baited breath. When it became obvious Sheppard was too shocked to actually say anything on his own, Ford jumped in to help.
“He agrees,” Ford said quickly.
“Ford!” Sheppard panicked.
“Perfect,” Rodney smiled. “See you later Major.” He stood up and left with one final smirk at Sheppard. Sheppard looked from a retreating Rodney to Ford hopelessly while the room cheered.
TBC . . .Then the real fun starts
Title: Results Part 3
Author: llewellynprince
Series: The Secret Lives of Scientists
Rating: R –NC-17
Pairings: McKay/Sheppard Teyla/Weir Ford/Zelenka Beckett/Bates Grodin/Simpson Miko/Heightmeyer Stackhouse/Markham
Category: Humor, Lust, Romance, Drama
Summary: Elizabeth tells everyone the results of the survey, Rodney and John have an interesting conversation.
Notes: Beta’d by lyndasty
Part Three: Results
Breakfast was subdued and quiet; everyone was tense waiting for Elizabeth, Teyla, and Halling to arrive with the results. Notably, the soldiers sat on one side of the tables and the scientists on the other. It warmed up after awhile and everyone relaxed enough to start talking and joking, comparing their answers on the survey and talking about them. There were quite a few questions from the military on what several of the things mentioned on the survey were and the scientists were more then happy to explain to them. They were very happy to explain…too happy; so happy in fact that they volunteered information that the military personnel didn’t want to know. Sheppard, Bates, Ford, Markham, and Stackhouse were sitting across from Rodney, Zelekna, Beckett, Simpson, and Grodin, while Heightmeyer and Miko occupied the end of the table. Beckett and Zelenka were talking in detail about encounters they’d had, something about a sweet Russian girl and the Berlin Wall and a young Scottish lass and a field of sheep. Sheppard and the others really didn’t want to know all the details they were hearing, and said details were depressing Ford. Sheppard looked over at the young soldier who was glancing up at Zelenka whenever the other man wasn’t looking and playing with his food other times. Who would’ve guessed he’d fall for a scientist? Sheppard turned back and stole a glance at McKay; the same could be said for him. Eventually the conversation between the soldiers turned to military things, like movies and they relaxed.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is da bomb!” Ford declared in reference to the Predator movie.
“Totally!” Stackhouse agreed.
“Basic is the best all over military movie,” Bates stated.
“Oh please,” Sheppard snorted, “Top Gun is the best.”
“You’re just saying that because you’re in the Air Force,” Ford snorted.
“I’m also your commanding officer,” Sheppard grinned with a glint in his eye.
“Oh please, they’re all terrible movies,” Rodney stated rolling his eyes. They turned to him, all wearing various expressions of annoyance.
“They are great movies,” Sheppard countered. Rodney rolled his eyes again.
“Their brainless, plot less, and pointless!” Rodney argued.
“Their entertaining and fun!” Sheppard argued back. Thankfully Elizabeth walked in before the argument could turn into a full-blown battle and everyone in the room went quiet and turned to her.
“Well I can see you’re all eager for the results,” She commented dryly. Everyone grinned and few laughed.
“Well, don’t keep us waiting!” Someone cried out causing more laughter.
“Alright…the most experienced military man was Lieutenant Ford!” Ford’s jaw dropped as the entire room turned to look at him.
“It’s the looks.” A woman he couldn’t see declared, causing more laughter and Ford to blush. Sheppard grinned and slapped him on the back as Stackhouse elbowed him playfully in the side; Markham sent him a teasing grin.
“Most experienced scientist is a tie between Doctors McKay and Simpson, who have done everything under the sun from the looks of this survey.” As soon as she finished cheers erupted from many of the scientific personnel while the military personnel just sat in shock. Rodney smirked at Sheppard whose jaw had dropped along with Bates’, Ford’s, Markham’s , and Stackhouse’s. “And Rodney and Simpson both scored higher than Lieutenant Ford, so first round goes to the scientists,” She finished, her lips twitching. She had enough info from these test to blackmail everyone on the expedition several times over. The scientists cheered and congratulations went around good-naturedly. Elizabeth gave a sigh of relief, relieved that there were no hard feelings.
“What about the tally?” One of the female scientists asked. The military contingent groaned.
“75% to 25%,” she grinned sheepishly and there were groans and cheers. “Alright, quiet down people. For those of you who signed up the competition starts today.” The room went dead quiet and you could have heard a piece of paper drop, “Remember, you can back out at anytime. Does everyone understand?” There were nods and quiet affirmations. “Alright the competition will begin in two hours and last until this time tomorrow. All it consists of is getting one of the opposite team to admit you’ve seduced them. I expect everyone to be fair.”
Sheppard sighed. “I can’t believe you signed up,” he turned to Ford, who just looked at him.
“I can’t believe you didn’t,” Ford gave him a look. The young Lieutenant was well aware of Sheppard’s long time feelings towards their resident genius and was amazed that said genius hadn’t figured it out yet.
“Oh please, it was a stupid bet,” Sheppard snorted and Rodney raised an eyebrow. “And no, I’m not insulting your genius.” He said before Rodney could start again and rolled his eyes at him.
“How about we make a personal wager, Major,” Rodney said calmly, the light in his eyes and his smirk on his lips worrying Sheppard, “I bet I’ll get into your pants long before you can ever get into mine.” Ford choked on his drink. Bates’s fork stopped halfway to his mouth. Elizabeth would have dropped her tray but Teyla and Halling caught it. Beckett stopped mid-sentence. Zelenka took off his glasses, wiped them clean then put them back on and stared at Rodney and John. Markham stared with his mouth open. Stackhouse swallowed his food with difficulty. Simpson grinned. Grodin looked like a fish out of water as the rest of the room, overhearing Rodney’s bet, went quiet. Sheppard’s jaw dropped and he felt his face turned bright red as the room waited with baited breath. When it became obvious Sheppard was too shocked to actually say anything on his own, Ford jumped in to help.
“He agrees,” Ford said quickly.
“Ford!” Sheppard panicked.
“Perfect,” Rodney smiled. “See you later Major.” He stood up and left with one final smirk at Sheppard. Sheppard looked from a retreating Rodney to Ford hopelessly while the room cheered.
TBC . . .Then the real fun starts