The Owners Maunal
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1 through F › Days of Our Lives
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
7
Views:
1,839
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
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Andre
The Owners' Manual: Andre DiMera.
Name: Andre DiMera, no known nicknames.
Type: Human, but is rumored to be troll.
Site of Manufactory: small town in europe somewhere.
Height: 5'10
Weight: unknown best guess is about 180 lbs of evilness.
Electrical Connection: Not necessary.
Installation: Upon un-boxing your Andre unit, we recommend that you first chain him to a bed. Making sure that there is no way he can free himself. Then place the firebird necklace upon him for activation. Your Andre unit should start to work then, do not be fooled by any attempts of playing dead. Your Andre unit is very wily, he is very much into domination.
So with that in mind we recommend that you get the free sanity upgrade. Your Andre unit will be most unpredictable unless you get the sanity upgrade. With the sanity upgrade your Andre unit will be more like the Roman unit. Much safer and more law abiding along with not being into damnation or murder. Your Andre unit is programmed to understand most common langue and comes with built in manors along with many other good things. He also is well versed in edict and classical acting.
When it comes to giving this unit work to do. Make sure that you give the commands clearly and make sure he understands them. Do so with a gentle but firm voice, never yell at this unit. The Andre unit has been known to become angry over being yelled at. He also has issues if called Tony. Do not call him Tony unless he tells you to.
Warning: If your Andre unit is saying to call him Tony. In no way let him think that you know he is not Tony. Simply smile and nod your head, then call the special number seen on page 110. This will send out a single that will shatter the pendent. Then call the services department, they will cuddle a service time.
General up keep and grooming: Much like the Tony unit, the Andre unit has no problems bathing and grooming himself. He enjoys the quite time, and his mood is always up after wards. Do not be shocked if, your Andre unit tries to talk you into a joint bubble bath. This unit loves to share bathing time, and has been known to get frisky. In fact he requires at least one joint bath a week to keep him happy. Your Andre unit also requires much petting, kissing and loves snuggling along with bedroom time.
Uses for this unit: Your Andre unit loves to do Shakespeare, read poetry, some light gardening, massage any part of you. He will also clean the home, and make sure your bathroom is spotless. The bedroom will also be kept in full romance mood. Seeing as your Andre unit has a deep love of making with the horizontal tango. In fact he will demand to be used in this state as much as you can physical handle.
As like the Tony unit, the Andre unit does not like other male units or other males. He is even worse than the Tony unit. He will get a beady look in his eyes and start looking for sharp objects. If you have a boyfriend, male friends or male relatives you do not want in pieces.
It is best to introduce them to your Andre unit as he is chained up. Let your Andre unit know that he is not being replaced. But the other male is nothing more than a friend or blood relative. This should keep your Andre unit happy, it is best however to jump your Andre's bones as if tomorrow is never going to happen after your friend or relative leaves.
Accessory: Your Andre unit comes with both a phoenix necklace and several silk suits, causal wear, and five suits.
Trouble shooting: My Andre unit looks funny at me when I mention slash or a three way? He also tends to get his odd look in his eyes upon hearing the names Anna or Renee. How can I fix this?
Answer: One the Andre unit does not have a slash setting nor does he like other men touching you. The Andre unit is like the Tony unit in this way, you belong to him. No other man or woman is going to touch you while he lives. If your Andre unit starts muttering about Anna or Renee, it's time to get him taken in for a check up. Do not let him near anyone named Anna or Renee. The Andre unit does not work well with the Renee unit, and has undying lust for the Anna unit.
As with the Tony unit we can not nor will not sell any male customers the Andre unit. Either unit will work the way they were intend with a male master. While we regret the fact we are still unable to fix this. And can not due to legal reasons sell any units to male customers.
We here at Salem units thank you for buying the Andre unit.
Name: Andre DiMera, no known nicknames.
Type: Human, but is rumored to be troll.
Site of Manufactory: small town in europe somewhere.
Height: 5'10
Weight: unknown best guess is about 180 lbs of evilness.
Electrical Connection: Not necessary.
Installation: Upon un-boxing your Andre unit, we recommend that you first chain him to a bed. Making sure that there is no way he can free himself. Then place the firebird necklace upon him for activation. Your Andre unit should start to work then, do not be fooled by any attempts of playing dead. Your Andre unit is very wily, he is very much into domination.
So with that in mind we recommend that you get the free sanity upgrade. Your Andre unit will be most unpredictable unless you get the sanity upgrade. With the sanity upgrade your Andre unit will be more like the Roman unit. Much safer and more law abiding along with not being into damnation or murder. Your Andre unit is programmed to understand most common langue and comes with built in manors along with many other good things. He also is well versed in edict and classical acting.
When it comes to giving this unit work to do. Make sure that you give the commands clearly and make sure he understands them. Do so with a gentle but firm voice, never yell at this unit. The Andre unit has been known to become angry over being yelled at. He also has issues if called Tony. Do not call him Tony unless he tells you to.
Warning: If your Andre unit is saying to call him Tony. In no way let him think that you know he is not Tony. Simply smile and nod your head, then call the special number seen on page 110. This will send out a single that will shatter the pendent. Then call the services department, they will cuddle a service time.
General up keep and grooming: Much like the Tony unit, the Andre unit has no problems bathing and grooming himself. He enjoys the quite time, and his mood is always up after wards. Do not be shocked if, your Andre unit tries to talk you into a joint bubble bath. This unit loves to share bathing time, and has been known to get frisky. In fact he requires at least one joint bath a week to keep him happy. Your Andre unit also requires much petting, kissing and loves snuggling along with bedroom time.
Uses for this unit: Your Andre unit loves to do Shakespeare, read poetry, some light gardening, massage any part of you. He will also clean the home, and make sure your bathroom is spotless. The bedroom will also be kept in full romance mood. Seeing as your Andre unit has a deep love of making with the horizontal tango. In fact he will demand to be used in this state as much as you can physical handle.
As like the Tony unit, the Andre unit does not like other male units or other males. He is even worse than the Tony unit. He will get a beady look in his eyes and start looking for sharp objects. If you have a boyfriend, male friends or male relatives you do not want in pieces.
It is best to introduce them to your Andre unit as he is chained up. Let your Andre unit know that he is not being replaced. But the other male is nothing more than a friend or blood relative. This should keep your Andre unit happy, it is best however to jump your Andre's bones as if tomorrow is never going to happen after your friend or relative leaves.
Accessory: Your Andre unit comes with both a phoenix necklace and several silk suits, causal wear, and five suits.
Trouble shooting: My Andre unit looks funny at me when I mention slash or a three way? He also tends to get his odd look in his eyes upon hearing the names Anna or Renee. How can I fix this?
Answer: One the Andre unit does not have a slash setting nor does he like other men touching you. The Andre unit is like the Tony unit in this way, you belong to him. No other man or woman is going to touch you while he lives. If your Andre unit starts muttering about Anna or Renee, it's time to get him taken in for a check up. Do not let him near anyone named Anna or Renee. The Andre unit does not work well with the Renee unit, and has undying lust for the Anna unit.
As with the Tony unit we can not nor will not sell any male customers the Andre unit. Either unit will work the way they were intend with a male master. While we regret the fact we are still unable to fix this. And can not due to legal reasons sell any units to male customers.
We here at Salem units thank you for buying the Andre unit.