The Lex Luthor Sex Tape
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Category:
Smallville › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
6
Views:
4,545
Reviews:
7
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Smallville, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter 3
After escaping Chloe's wrath, he headed home with a heavy
heart. He needed to tell his parents about the tape, come
out of the closet, and admit he'd been dating Lex for a
year. Jesus. It hadn't gone well with Chloe.
She was livid that he didn't tell her about his
relationship with Lex. When he tried to explain why he'd
kept it secret (the whole underage angle) she just shook
her head and stormed off. He deleted the movie from the
computer as well as from the web history, and sped home.
To his doom, he figured.
He heard them before he saw them: Reporters, camera crews,
camped out at the farmhouse. He supersped through them,
none the wiser, not stopping until he was in his room. He
thought his parents didn't notice, but they must have felt
the breeze and the vibration of the door opening and
closing.
"Clark, I know your up there, young man. Get your ass down
here!" Jonathan shouted.
He considered his options. He could hide under the bed.
Seemed like a good plan.
"Don't make us come up there after you, Clark." His mother
shouted.His mom was shouting. Martha hardly ever raised her
voice.
He heard them both come up the stairs, and he quickly
locked the door. His dad started jiggling the handle.
"Open this fucking door!" Jonathan bellowed.
The teenager waited for his mother to admonish his father
for his language, but it didn't come. Not a good sign.
"No! Not until you calm down." Clark shouted from beneath
the bed. It was a bit cramped and dusty down there, but it
had been his favorite hiding spot when was a kid.
The door jingling stopped and he heard his father take a
few deep breaths.
"I'm calm Clark. Just come out and we'll discuss this like
two grown-ups."
"You don't sound calm!" Clark retorted.
His father pounded on the door until it shook in the frame.
"Open this goddamn door or I will bust it down!" Jonathan
shouted.
"Jonathan, honey. Clark is right, you need to calm down."
He switched to X-ray vision and watched as his mother
gently pushed his father away from the door.
"Honey, we just want to know what's going on. Those folks
outside said you're the one in the sex tape. It's not you
is it honey?" Martha said.
He could lie. He could say it was a double, a clone that's
right, and that Lex was obsessed with him, stealing his DNA
to make a sex slave.
Clark actually opened his mouth to say it, knowing his
father might actually believe it.
"Answer me Clark!" His mother shouted.
"It's true. It's all true. I've been seeing Lex for over a
year and I love him and we made that tape because he was
going away and somehow it got stolen and now our lives are
ruined!" Clark shouted.
Silence on the other side of the door. It went on for quite
some time and Clark resisted the urge to use X-ray vision.
He knew they were still standing there but he didn't want
to see the shock/hurt/disappointment on their faces.
"You Light up my Life" started playing, and he took the
phone out of his pocket, grateful for the distraction.
"Lex!" He shouted.
"Are you talking to Lex Luthor!" His father shouted,
resuming his assault on the door.
"Clark. I'm so sorry. There was nothing I could do. Whoever
stole it, sold it to a porn website in Thailand. It's only
a matter of time before someone tracks you down."
"You're too late, Lex. The media circus has already begun."
Clark whispered, not wanting to inflame his father any
further.
" Shit. Wait, What's that noise? It sounds like someone's
yelling"
"That's my father trying to break down the door. He says
he's going to rip off your head and shit down your throat.
Dad that's just disgusting!" Clark shouted.
"Oh. Well. I'm coming. I should be there in a few hours."
"Do you think that's a good idea? I mean-"
"I love you Clark. I'm not going to abandon you."
"I love you too, Lex."
heart. He needed to tell his parents about the tape, come
out of the closet, and admit he'd been dating Lex for a
year. Jesus. It hadn't gone well with Chloe.
She was livid that he didn't tell her about his
relationship with Lex. When he tried to explain why he'd
kept it secret (the whole underage angle) she just shook
her head and stormed off. He deleted the movie from the
computer as well as from the web history, and sped home.
To his doom, he figured.
He heard them before he saw them: Reporters, camera crews,
camped out at the farmhouse. He supersped through them,
none the wiser, not stopping until he was in his room. He
thought his parents didn't notice, but they must have felt
the breeze and the vibration of the door opening and
closing.
"Clark, I know your up there, young man. Get your ass down
here!" Jonathan shouted.
He considered his options. He could hide under the bed.
Seemed like a good plan.
"Don't make us come up there after you, Clark." His mother
shouted.His mom was shouting. Martha hardly ever raised her
voice.
He heard them both come up the stairs, and he quickly
locked the door. His dad started jiggling the handle.
"Open this fucking door!" Jonathan bellowed.
The teenager waited for his mother to admonish his father
for his language, but it didn't come. Not a good sign.
"No! Not until you calm down." Clark shouted from beneath
the bed. It was a bit cramped and dusty down there, but it
had been his favorite hiding spot when was a kid.
The door jingling stopped and he heard his father take a
few deep breaths.
"I'm calm Clark. Just come out and we'll discuss this like
two grown-ups."
"You don't sound calm!" Clark retorted.
His father pounded on the door until it shook in the frame.
"Open this goddamn door or I will bust it down!" Jonathan
shouted.
"Jonathan, honey. Clark is right, you need to calm down."
He switched to X-ray vision and watched as his mother
gently pushed his father away from the door.
"Honey, we just want to know what's going on. Those folks
outside said you're the one in the sex tape. It's not you
is it honey?" Martha said.
He could lie. He could say it was a double, a clone that's
right, and that Lex was obsessed with him, stealing his DNA
to make a sex slave.
Clark actually opened his mouth to say it, knowing his
father might actually believe it.
"Answer me Clark!" His mother shouted.
"It's true. It's all true. I've been seeing Lex for over a
year and I love him and we made that tape because he was
going away and somehow it got stolen and now our lives are
ruined!" Clark shouted.
Silence on the other side of the door. It went on for quite
some time and Clark resisted the urge to use X-ray vision.
He knew they were still standing there but he didn't want
to see the shock/hurt/disappointment on their faces.
"You Light up my Life" started playing, and he took the
phone out of his pocket, grateful for the distraction.
"Lex!" He shouted.
"Are you talking to Lex Luthor!" His father shouted,
resuming his assault on the door.
"Clark. I'm so sorry. There was nothing I could do. Whoever
stole it, sold it to a porn website in Thailand. It's only
a matter of time before someone tracks you down."
"You're too late, Lex. The media circus has already begun."
Clark whispered, not wanting to inflame his father any
further.
" Shit. Wait, What's that noise? It sounds like someone's
yelling"
"That's my father trying to break down the door. He says
he's going to rip off your head and shit down your throat.
Dad that's just disgusting!" Clark shouted.
"Oh. Well. I'm coming. I should be there in a few hours."
"Do you think that's a good idea? I mean-"
"I love you Clark. I'm not going to abandon you."
"I love you too, Lex."