Boss Takes the Farm

Coy and Vance drive over to the police station. 

Vance finds Rosco and says, "Rosco is it true that Boss Hogg is going out of town for a few days and leaving you in charge." 

Rosco says, "He is leaving tonight and not coming back until Saturday.  And I am in charge."

Vance says, “Rosco why don't you challenge Bo, Luke, Coy, Cooter and I to a game of poker."  If we lose we won't have the money to pay off what's due on the mortgage and won't Boss Hogg be happy."

 Rosco says, "I am glad I thought of a way to get the Duke's land I will challenge them to a poker game tomorrow night at the Boar's nest." 

Coy says, “Why don't you bring Enos and Cletus?"  Rosco nods that he will.  Vance and Coy leave and can't wait to tell Bo and Luke.

Meanwhile Bo decides to call Sheriff Little from the next town over and invite him to come tomorrow night.  Bo calls Sheriff Little and asks him to get there a little after 8pm.  He also agrees to do something for Bo tomorrow night.  Bo has a few more people to invite but first he needs to go and find Uncle Jesse and Daisy.  He decides to look for Uncle Jesse in the barn and finds him there.

Bo says, “Uncle Jesse I need to have some of your best moonshine for tomorrow night?"

Jesse says, "What for boy?" 

Bo says, "It is to help save the farm."  Bo not wanting to explain the whole plan to Uncle Jesse.

Jesse says, “I will make a special batch for tomorrow night."

Bo says, “By the way Vance and Coy are going to be in town for a few days."

Jesse says, "Where are the staying?"  Bo says, “They are staying at Cooter's place, but they will be by for supper."

Bo asks, "Do you know where Daisy is? 

Jesse says, “She is working” Bo leaves Jesse in the barn and goes to find Luke.  He finds Luke in the kitchen eating. 

Bo says, "Luke you are coming'?" 

Luke asks, “Where are we going?" 

Bo says, "To see Daisy at the Boar's Nest."

Once they arrive at the Boar's Nest Bo goes in. He finds Daisy and says, "Can we use Boss' back office with the pool table tomorrow night?  And can you stop in about a half hour after we arrive?"

Daisy says, “Yes to both."  She says, “I won't be home tonight because I got a date and then I am staying at a friend's house."  She goes back to work and Bo leaves.  He hops back in the General Lee.  He goes and heads back to the farm.  Bo calls up Chief Lacey, Sheriff Ragsdale and Sheriff Grady Byrd and invites the to the game and tells them to bring money to ante.  After that he calls Rosco and Sheriff Little and tells them the same.  Once he is done he sits down in the kitchen. 

He looks over to Luke and says, “Well it is all planned out."  After which he receives a call.  It is Vance. 

Vance says, “It is a hot one today.  Is there anywhere to go to cool down?" 

Bo says, "The pond and Luke and I can come and get you and Coy." 

Vance says, “That’s great Coy and I will pack our swim suits."

 Bo says, “No need for swim suit hear in Hazzard we swim naked."

Vance says, “Fine by me."  Bo hangs up the phone.  He tells Luke that they are going to go and pick up Vance and Coy.  Bo and Luke head out to the General Lee.  In about 5 minutes the arrive at Cooter's and pick up Vance and Coy. 

The drive over to the pond and park the General under a shady tree.  The all get out and are about to get undress when Bo speaks up. 

Bo says, “Let’s make this a game.  Luke and I will strip first and then Coy and Vance.  Whoever is naked last out of the two groups has to go commando the rest of the day."

Vance says, “How about they also have to stand naked for 5 minutes before going into the pond.  They also have to ride back to the farm with only a towel on."

 Bo says, “Here is what the losers have to do: go commando the rest of the day, stand naked for 5 minutes before entering the pond, and ride home completely naked.  Also, once back to the farm they have to race from the car to the barn putting one article of clothing back on at a time."

 Vance says, "Coy and I will judge you and Bo and then you can judge us."

 Luke tries to protest that Bo shirts is unbutton showing Bo's light blue T-shirt. 

Vance says,"3, 2, 1... GO!"

 Bo takes the lead by remove his collared shirt with easy.  Luke is still unbuttoning his shirt as Bo is removing his T-shirt.  Bo's muscular chest is now in view. Bo unbuckles his belt and takes it off.  Luke is just finishing up the last few buttons on his shirt.  Bo unbuttons and unzips his pants and then sits down to remove his boots. 

Luke gets his shirt off reveal his chest and then quickly removes his belt.  He unbuttons and unzips his pants and sits down to removes his boots. Bo removes one boot and then the other boot and now takes his socks off quickly.  Luke has one boot off and looks over to see Bo removing his pants.  Luke gets his other boot off as Bo is stepping out of his pants.  Luke removes his pants and lets them fall to the ground.  As Luke is stepping out of his pants he notices Bo stepping out of his boxers.  Luke removes his underwear and step out of them as they hit the ground.