The Love Story of Arnold Judas Rimmer

"Rimmer?" Called Rowan as she entered the officers quarters.
She went through to the poker room, there was no sign on Rimmer anywhere.
She sighed and lowered her head turning to leave she almost bumped into someone.
Looking up her breath caught in her throat as she stared into Rimmer's dark brown eyes.
"Rimmer I'm sorry. I didn't mean to..."
"You broke my heart Rowan," Said Rimmer, his words cut through Rowan like a knife being plunged into her heart.
"I know." She said looking away. "I thought it was for the best at the time because I don't want to hurt you. You deserve someone better than me."
Rimmer stared at her for a moment. Did she honestly believe that a selfish coward like him was too good for her?
"What if I don't want someone else?" He asked. "What if I want you?"
Rowan swallowed hard. "What if I end up hurting you again?"
Rimmer gently caressed her cheek. "It's a risk I'm willing to take. I love you Rowan."
Tears welled in Rowan's eyes as she looked at him. She knew then that she had to take a leap of faith and trust in the love that she had for him that they could make things work.
"I love you too." She replied.
Before she could say another word Rimmer kissed her passionately, pulling her into his arms.
Rowan eagerly returned the passionate embrace, wrapping her arms round his neck.
After a few moments she pulled away and stared into his dark brown eyes.
"So where do we go from here?"
Rimmer smiled and rested his head against hers. "We carry on where we left off."
Rowan returned his smile. "I mean it. I do love you."
"I love you too." He replied resting his head on her shoulder.

Days turned to weeks, weeks turned to months and months eventually turned to a year.
Rowan and Rimmer's relationship continued to go from strength to strength, neither of them had been happier.
Rowan was dancing around the cabin listening to her i-pod and singing, it was nearly her and Rimmer's one year anniversary. Well, technically there was still a day to go. It was easy to remember as it was the day after Rimmer's birthday.
She couldn't believe it, an entire year they'd been together. She was in an extrememly good mood when she woke up and now that everyone had left the cabin she was dancing around like a giddy teenager.
"Love me, hate me, say what you want about me, But all of the boys and all the girls are begging to if you seek Amy!" She sang with a grin on her face as she started rummaging through her jewelry box. She pulled out a spiky leather dog collar style choker studded with silver spikes and a matching wrist bracelet before pushing the box back under the bunk she shared with Rimmer.
Selecting another playlist to listen to she left the cabin swinging her hips suggestively as she walked, continuing to sing to herself.
"Good Morning Miss Rowan." Said Kryten as he came down the corridor
"Cos we belong together now, yeah! Forever united here somehow, yeah! You got a piece of me and honestly, my life, would suck without you!" Sang Rowan, completely oblivious to the confused look on the mechanoids face as she walked past him.
Kryten shook his head as he watched her shake her hips as she dance-walked down the corridor.
"Well I must say that's nice to know." He said to himself.
"Oh Kryten, is everything ready for tonight?" She asked turning to him and removing one of her earphones.
"Of course Miss Rowan. Mr Rimmer's brithday party is all prepared."
Rowan nodded and smiled before walking off.
"Hiya Kryten." Said Lister as he appeared from the shower room. "Was that Rowan I just heard?"
"Yes Sir, she seems to be in high spirits. Apparently her life would suck without me!"
Lister laughed. "Did she have earphones in by any chance?"
"Yes she did Sir."
"Sorry to disappoint you then big fella, but she's obviously in dreamland she didn't actually mean it."
"Oh I see," Said Kryten sounding disappointed. "Oh well, back to the laundry room."
Lister shook his head and carried on down the corridor, to the galley, he had an inexplicable urge to have a sugar puff sandwich.
"Oh did Rowan say anything about tonight?"
"Yes Sir, just asked if everything was ready."
Lister laughed. "Man Rimmer's gonna get the surprise of his life."

Cat was next to bump into Rowan, his jaw dropped as he saw what she was wearing around her neck.
"Holy crap, she's been possessed by a dog!" He yelped, as he took up a defensive position.
"It's all about us, all about us, runaway if we must cos you know oh oh, it's all about us."
Cat raised his eyebrows as she walked passed still swinging her hips, completely oblivious to his presence.
"Man that girl is acting really wierd." He said shaking his head before turning back and looking at her rear end. "Nice arse though, almost as nice as mine."
"Keep staring at my arse and comparing it to yours and I'll neuter you!" She called in a sing-song voice.
Cat gulped and immediately averted his eyes.
"Please don't take my manhood!" He pleaded, but Rowan had already disappeared round the corner.

Rimmer was sat in the boardroom reading a manual on astronavigation when he felt a pair of soft warm hands cover his eyes.
"Guess who gorgeous." Came a voice he instantly recognised.
He smiled and leaned back, reasting his head on Rowan's chest.
"Is that you Lister? Does Rowan know you're using her hand lotion?"
Rowan's jaw dropped and she put her lips to Rimmer's ear.
"You want re-think that answer before I'm forced to do something drastic?"
Rimmer laughed and considered the warning.
"Nope."
"Oh you are so sleeping on the floor tonight!" Snapped Rowan in mock anger as Rimmer pulled her hands from his eyes.
He pouted and gave her his best puppy dog look as she came round and sat on his lap.
"You know you love me too much to subject me to that."
Rowan stuck her tongue out and turned away, causing Rimmer to laugh and slide his warm hands up the back of her shirt, running his finger tips down her spine.
"Oh don't even try it." She snapped.
"Why cos you know you'll give in?"
"Yes!" She growled wrapping her arms round his neck smiling as she felt his hands round her waist.
"Oh please put him down Rowan you don't know where he's been!"
Rowan looked up with raised eyebrows as she saw Lister enter the room.
"You know what Lister I have the perfect song on my i-pod for you, I'm thinking of dedicating it to you."
"Cool!" Laughed Lister. "What is it?"
Rowan giggled, funnily enough it's called "Vindaloo." An old Earth classic, you've probably heard of it."
Lister's smile widened.
Rimmer rolled his eyes and turned to face Lister. "What do you want anyway?"
"Just wanted to know what we're doing today, is there anything special happening we should know about?"
Rowan rolled her eyes thoughtfully. "No not really."
Lister smiled and nodded. "Well I'll catch you two later, in the bar for a drink."
Rowan nodded and waved him away with a wink.
"You okay?" Asked Rowan looking at Rimmer.
"Yeah why shouldn't I be?"
"I don't know you just seem quiet today is all."
Rimmer smiled and pulled her head down to rest on his shoulder.
"Just feeling old, too bloody old."
"Yeah well technically your still only two years older than me." Reasoned Rowan.
Rimmer shrugged and laughed.
"So where's my present?" He asked.
"Right here." Smiled Rowan as she kissed him.
Rimmer's hands trailed up from Rowan's waist round her front, gently stroking over her stomach to her breasts.
Rowan pulled away for a moment.
"What about the others?"
Rimmer smirked. "Lock."
The door closed and clicked as it locked. "Problem solved."
Rowan smirked and once again lowered her head to Rimmer's, placing another deep and passionate kiss on his willing lips.
Now they didn't have to worry about anyone walking in on them, Rimmer took the opportunity to unbutton her shirt and moved his hands to her breasts, softly kenading her pliant flesh through the material of her bra, causing a soft moan to escape her lips.
Rowan responded by moving her right hand from his neck and stroking over his chest and stomach to his crotch, gently squeezing the bulge between his legs.
A soft moan escaped Rimmer's lips as he felt Rowan's hand on his crotch. He gently pushed her up off his lap and backwards so she was sat on the table, parting her legs he stood between them and pressed his crotch against hers. Feeling her move her hands from his waist to grip his arse another soft moan escaped him as she squeezed him and pulled her as close to him as she could, feeling his errection pressing against her through their clothes.
Finally breaking their kiss he looked into her eyes for a moment before leaving a trail of soft delicate kisses down her neck to her shoulder, he then gently sank his teeth into her and nibbled her skin, occaisionally sucking on her flesh. His hands moved down to her chest, he gently pulled her breasts out of her bra and kneaded her soft pliant flesh, rubbing his thumbs over her nipples, causing them to harden at his touch.
Rowan's eyes rolled into the back of her head, her breath catching in her throat. She moved her hands back up to his neck and wrapped her arms round his shoulders, gently stroking the back of his hair with her right hand.
She couldn't understand why he'd never had much luck with women, he had all the right moves so why did he have such a hard time getting a girlfriend?
Pulling away Rimmer then turned his attention to the left side of her neck, once again leaving a delicate trail of kisses over her skin until he reached where he neck met her shoulder and again, sank his teeth gently into her flesh.
Rowan moaned softly and moved her hands over his back to his waist, she fumbled with his belt for a moment and then pulled his trousers and boxers down round his knees. She then gently wrapped her hand round the base of his hard cock and gently moved up and down, stroking over him.
Rimmer moaned as he pulled away from her and once again placed his lips on hers, a shudder raced through his body as he felt her gently bite his bottom lip as she continued to stroke him and move her free hand back to his neck, gently stroking his hair.
He pulled her further into his embrace, resting his left hand on her back he slipped his right hand between them, undoing her jeans and slipping his hand inside her boxers, seeking out her clitoris he gently rubbed it between his thumb and forefinger.
Rowan pulled away for a moment and stared into his dark brown eyes, her chest heaving through her heavy breathing as she kept her eyes locked on his for what seemed like an eternity before sliding off the desk and pushing him backwards so she was now stood infront of him, finally releasing her grasp on his cock before he reached climax.
Rimmer responded by releasing her clit and pulling her jeans and boxers down round her ankles before returning his gaze to her sapphire blue eyes and moving closer to her, causing her to back away into the table with an almost teasing smirk on her face.
Rimmer returned her smirk, two could play that game. He moved to stand between her legs as she slid back onto the table, his right hand once again searching out her clit and rubbing it rapidly, causing her breath to catch in her throat as a moan escaped her lips as she rested her head on his shoulder, her right hand once again trying to seek out his manhood.
However he pinned both her arms behind her back as he held her against him and moved his hand further back to her moist opening, circling it before inserting two fingers into her and gently pumping them in and out of her willing orifice.
"Not this time." He said teasingly as he increased the pace.
Rowan moaned and managed a laugh. "Why, am I too good at it?"
Rimmer turned to look at her as he withdrew his hand and pressed his hardness against her moist orifice.
"As good as this?" He asked seductively as he entered her, satisfaction on his face as he saw her eyes roll into the back of her head and a moan escape her lips as she rested against his chest.
"Do I really need to answer that?" She smikred as she looked up at him.
Rimmer smiled and nuzzled her affectionately as she wrapped her legs round his waist, drawing him as far into her as he could go, gently biting his bottom lip as her arms moved to his neck. He already knew what the answer was.
Rowan's breathing came in short sharp bursts as Rimmer continued to thrust in and out of her willing orifice, his own breathing became ragged as he quickened the pace, leaning Rowan back slightly so he could penetrate her futher.
Rowan kept a firm grip on his neck, moaning his name as he continued to thrust rapidly into her. She felt orgasm building inside her, ready to burst forth and overpower her as he kissed her again.
Rimmer was such a good kisser, that was one of the things Rowan loved about him. He wasn't too heavy or too light, he just had the right amount of gentleness and affection to make her feel like her knees would gave way and allow her to fall into his embrace and remain there for the rest of her life.
She pulled her head away and arched her back, a particularly loud moan of pleasure escaping her lips as he roughly thrust into her again sending her over the edge into the waiting clutches of orgasm as he lowered his head to her neck, resting his head on her shoulder and moaning into her flesh as culmination began to build inside him as Rowan clenched her muscles around him, heightening his pleasure as well as her own.
A loud moan escaped Rimmer's lips as he finally gave in, unable to hold back any longer. He shot his load deep into Rowan's willing orifice, feeling her relax against him he gently ran his hand through her long brown hair and kissed her passionately.
Withdrawing from her Rimmer pulled his trousers and boxers back up and watched with a smile as Rowan shakily slid off the table and pulled her boxers and trousers back up.
"So how did you like your present?" Smiled Rowan as she approached him and stood facing him.
Rimmer took her in his arms and held her against him, kissing her forehead.
"Best birthday present I've ever had."