Dragonzord's Return
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Category:
M through R › Power Rangers
Rating:
Adult
Chapters:
2
Views:
2,713
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own The Power Rangers, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Tommy's Confession / Zack meats Dan
INSPARATION! Part 2
Okay last time I think Zedd laid a bomb on the ground in Angel grove (Why do they call it Angel Grove theres no Angels there !1
Then Saba left because I think he was on his period even though Saba's a male sword but I wonder how he goes to the bathroom.
Okay start scene
Tanya: Zordon come in, the worlds gonna blow up in 3 hours.
Zordon: okay we just found the cure to the gender problem, close your eyes 4 a second and you'll be back to normal, here we go OKAY ITS FIXED!
Tommy: Good, I'm back to normal.
Jason: NO SHIT, WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT.
Tommy: Kids have short attention spans, so if something important happens we have to say it verbally or else theres a chance a kid won't know whats going on.
Zack: Man, what is going on?
Tommy: I don't know
Jason: Really, who cares about any of this crap going on in this story?!
Dragonzord walks up to them and they dodge it more.
Jason: Okay enough of this, lets summon our zords
-roll stock footage here to fill in 120 seconds of time-
Jason: Okay lets like combine them
Zack: NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELL NO
Jason: Why?
Zack: I want to see what my Lion thunderzord does. We alwawys combine the shit before I can even do anything what the fuck!
Child: la la la I'm so happy and alive la la la I LOVE LIVING AND I WILL ONE DAY GROW UP TO BE PRESIDENT.
Zack runs over the child and he dies.
Zack: Yeah it can kill people sweet.
Jason: We kill people every fucking episode dumbass due to the buildings we demolish.
Trini: JUST FUCKING COMBINE IT SO WE CAN STOP GODZILLA, I MEAN DRAGONZORD!
-roll more stock footage-
Dragonzord punches it and all the rangers fall out USING MORE STOCK FOOTAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tommy: Damnit Saba, where are you?
Cut to old factory where they make dildos and contribute to Global Warming or some shit I don't know.
Saba: -sniffs- he never recognizes me
-flashback, tommy is morphed as the white ranger-
Tommy: Hey bad guy prepare to die
Tommy pulls out Saba
Tommy: Alright, I alone, with no one else around is going to kill you because I'm fucking cool!
Tommy swings saba and kills the monster or whatever, I forget what he was killing but he killed SOMETHING, alright he killed a Lepracan
Tommy: Alright U R now DEAD and I killed you alone, me, with no help at all!
-Back to present-
Saba: Who does he think he is?!
Saba sees Mrs. Applebee go out of the Dildo factory
Applebee: I love dildos
She spots saba
Applebee: ooh a new kind of dildo, COME HERE!
Saba: Oh CRAP I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE! I dont want to be in that fat bitch, especially if she uses my head where I can see terrible things!
Saba FLOATS, thats right, FLOATS away!
-cut to city downtown on 17th street or, OH FUCK I DONT KNOW AND I DONT FUCKING CARE GOD!- AAYR$IEYFRWEIYHJTIAW
Billy: I see the bomb and I think I can fix it.
Bomb reads 10 seconds
Kimberly: Hurry Billy! and she says it in that whiny voice
Billy barely touches the bomb and its deactivated.
Billy: I am awesome.
-Billy rips off ALL his clothes revealing a small pink thong, and starts dancing around doing the Neutron dance. HES SO HAPPY DOIN IT!
Zack: You need a shave.
Billy: Shut the fuck up, I'm the star of the show and I'm the coolest.
Zack: DAMNIT DAVID YOST, STAY IN CHARACTER.
Billy: Alright. Ahem... everythings fixed.
Jason: You forgot about the Dragoonzord going crazy, the deathtoll is already 600 billion people and its suprising that WE havent died yet.
Tommy: Alright, I'll try to use psycholigy on this beast. HEY DRAGONZORD!
The Dragonzord looks down at tommy, and Tommy unmorphs.
Tommy: I have a confession to make, I am a dracophiliac. If you stop this, next time Zedd throws a bomb down to make shit grow we can have hot sweaty bum sex!
Dragonzord roars with glee and goes into the valley where nothing is except dirt and rocks and other shit nobody cares about.
Tommy: Thats a good boy, just wait there. PZZZZZZZZZZZSERHJWA$TJq3riw4tq98;j8rwhofhboiuls5q325r A?"HANESITFEWAJfiewjafiha faratfarewtaewjtoieawfhaew fuclk1aaesjtri3jr29rue9sfheasirfheoaihnfmsyspaceawiteha wwikewewatewte
Jason: Alright you did it now this stupid Tommy episode is over.
Tommy: All we have to do is wait for Zedd to summon a monster, and catch the bomb so I can grow and have sex with him.
5 days pass, and no monsters are summoned
At the juice bar, Tommy is waiting patiently so he can get a boner while having sex with the Dragon.
Tommy: COME ON ZEDD, SUMMON SOME PUTTIES, DO SOMETHING, SUMMON THE MONSTER, LETS KICK HIS ASS, THEN THROW THE BOMB. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
Zack: Seriously, you are a dracophiliac?
Tommy: Yeah of course DURRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Zack: Shut up faggot, get a haircut seriously.
Tommy: Hey at least I get to fuck a dragon AND Kimberly, all you have is that hula-hoop bitch that doesn't even know you exist.
Zack pushes tommy off his... uh is he standing or sitting? Oh okay, sitting on a... desk? No, CHAIR THATS IT!
Tommy: Whats your problem?
Zack: YOU! ARE! 3 OVERRATED!
Some japanese guy enters the building.
Zack: Hey, who are you? Japan is across the ocean now and whats with whatz you are wearing!?
Dan: I'm Dan, I saw you Power Rangers fighting at the pool, I was struggling but you fuckers never helped me! WHY ?!
Tommy: I wasn't even in that episode dont bitch @ me.
Zack: Well we were getting our asses handed to us by Rockstar.
Dan: Well, thats really not cool, seriously.
Zack: I don't have to listen to you. You know why? IM BLACK, YOU'RE ASIAN. That means.. .IM BIG, YOU'RE SMALL! Deal with it
Dan: The size of my pee-pee is irrelivant. I came back because flies are all around angel grove and theyre spitting acid on everything and melting the buildings. I own a condo out here and I dont want them to mess it up even though my house in Japan is better.
Zack: Alright uh okay... flies?
Dan: I mean, BEES, THATS RIGHT...
Zack: How can they be melting the buildings then?
Dan: I mean theyre stinging everything and everyone so they hurt.
Zack: Alright let me get Billy...
Dan: NO! YOU CAN'T
Zack: How do you even know who Billy is?
Dan: Because I DO IM COOLER
and Billy farted once!
Zack: Okay, so uh... let me talk to Alpha
Tommy: No I will cause I am the lea...
Zack kicks Tommy RIGHT IN THE NUTS and he falls down.
Zack teleports over to the command center.
Alpha: Hi Zack, ready to give me another Token hip hop lesson?
Zack: No, theres lots of Bees and theyre pissing everyone off
Zordon: Yeah all the bees in the entire world are here, well at least 80% so get rid of them and I'll call the others to help.
Zack: how do you know
Zordon: It's on Wikipedia
Zack: alright, It's morphin time!
Zack: MASTABA... DON!
He goes downtown and eats a sandwich and goes online to myspace.com to add more friends to his list, oh shit Myspace doesnt exist yet it's 1994 SORRY.
Dan: Okay I'm here too and I got here quick. DINO, BUCKLER!
He transforms into the Blue Ranger
Zack: Cool another ranger... nigga.
tO BE CONTINUED
Okay last time I think Zedd laid a bomb on the ground in Angel grove (Why do they call it Angel Grove theres no Angels there !1
Then Saba left because I think he was on his period even though Saba's a male sword but I wonder how he goes to the bathroom.
Okay start scene
Tanya: Zordon come in, the worlds gonna blow up in 3 hours.
Zordon: okay we just found the cure to the gender problem, close your eyes 4 a second and you'll be back to normal, here we go OKAY ITS FIXED!
Tommy: Good, I'm back to normal.
Jason: NO SHIT, WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT.
Tommy: Kids have short attention spans, so if something important happens we have to say it verbally or else theres a chance a kid won't know whats going on.
Zack: Man, what is going on?
Tommy: I don't know
Jason: Really, who cares about any of this crap going on in this story?!
Dragonzord walks up to them and they dodge it more.
Jason: Okay enough of this, lets summon our zords
-roll stock footage here to fill in 120 seconds of time-
Jason: Okay lets like combine them
Zack: NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELL NO
Jason: Why?
Zack: I want to see what my Lion thunderzord does. We alwawys combine the shit before I can even do anything what the fuck!
Child: la la la I'm so happy and alive la la la I LOVE LIVING AND I WILL ONE DAY GROW UP TO BE PRESIDENT.
Zack runs over the child and he dies.
Zack: Yeah it can kill people sweet.
Jason: We kill people every fucking episode dumbass due to the buildings we demolish.
Trini: JUST FUCKING COMBINE IT SO WE CAN STOP GODZILLA, I MEAN DRAGONZORD!
-roll more stock footage-
Dragonzord punches it and all the rangers fall out USING MORE STOCK FOOTAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tommy: Damnit Saba, where are you?
Cut to old factory where they make dildos and contribute to Global Warming or some shit I don't know.
Saba: -sniffs- he never recognizes me
-flashback, tommy is morphed as the white ranger-
Tommy: Hey bad guy prepare to die
Tommy pulls out Saba
Tommy: Alright, I alone, with no one else around is going to kill you because I'm fucking cool!
Tommy swings saba and kills the monster or whatever, I forget what he was killing but he killed SOMETHING, alright he killed a Lepracan
Tommy: Alright U R now DEAD and I killed you alone, me, with no help at all!
-Back to present-
Saba: Who does he think he is?!
Saba sees Mrs. Applebee go out of the Dildo factory
Applebee: I love dildos
She spots saba
Applebee: ooh a new kind of dildo, COME HERE!
Saba: Oh CRAP I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE! I dont want to be in that fat bitch, especially if she uses my head where I can see terrible things!
Saba FLOATS, thats right, FLOATS away!
-cut to city downtown on 17th street or, OH FUCK I DONT KNOW AND I DONT FUCKING CARE GOD!- AAYR$IEYFRWEIYHJTIAW
Billy: I see the bomb and I think I can fix it.
Bomb reads 10 seconds
Kimberly: Hurry Billy! and she says it in that whiny voice
Billy barely touches the bomb and its deactivated.
Billy: I am awesome.
-Billy rips off ALL his clothes revealing a small pink thong, and starts dancing around doing the Neutron dance. HES SO HAPPY DOIN IT!
Zack: You need a shave.
Billy: Shut the fuck up, I'm the star of the show and I'm the coolest.
Zack: DAMNIT DAVID YOST, STAY IN CHARACTER.
Billy: Alright. Ahem... everythings fixed.
Jason: You forgot about the Dragoonzord going crazy, the deathtoll is already 600 billion people and its suprising that WE havent died yet.
Tommy: Alright, I'll try to use psycholigy on this beast. HEY DRAGONZORD!
The Dragonzord looks down at tommy, and Tommy unmorphs.
Tommy: I have a confession to make, I am a dracophiliac. If you stop this, next time Zedd throws a bomb down to make shit grow we can have hot sweaty bum sex!
Dragonzord roars with glee and goes into the valley where nothing is except dirt and rocks and other shit nobody cares about.
Tommy: Thats a good boy, just wait there. PZZZZZZZZZZZSERHJWA$TJq3riw4tq98;j8rwhofhboiuls5q325r A?"HANESITFEWAJfiewjafiha faratfarewtaewjtoieawfhaew fuclk1aaesjtri3jr29rue9sfheasirfheoaihnfmsyspaceawiteha wwikewewatewte
Jason: Alright you did it now this stupid Tommy episode is over.
Tommy: All we have to do is wait for Zedd to summon a monster, and catch the bomb so I can grow and have sex with him.
5 days pass, and no monsters are summoned
At the juice bar, Tommy is waiting patiently so he can get a boner while having sex with the Dragon.
Tommy: COME ON ZEDD, SUMMON SOME PUTTIES, DO SOMETHING, SUMMON THE MONSTER, LETS KICK HIS ASS, THEN THROW THE BOMB. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
Zack: Seriously, you are a dracophiliac?
Tommy: Yeah of course DURRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Zack: Shut up faggot, get a haircut seriously.
Tommy: Hey at least I get to fuck a dragon AND Kimberly, all you have is that hula-hoop bitch that doesn't even know you exist.
Zack pushes tommy off his... uh is he standing or sitting? Oh okay, sitting on a... desk? No, CHAIR THATS IT!
Tommy: Whats your problem?
Zack: YOU! ARE! 3 OVERRATED!
Some japanese guy enters the building.
Zack: Hey, who are you? Japan is across the ocean now and whats with whatz you are wearing!?
Dan: I'm Dan, I saw you Power Rangers fighting at the pool, I was struggling but you fuckers never helped me! WHY ?!
Tommy: I wasn't even in that episode dont bitch @ me.
Zack: Well we were getting our asses handed to us by Rockstar.
Dan: Well, thats really not cool, seriously.
Zack: I don't have to listen to you. You know why? IM BLACK, YOU'RE ASIAN. That means.. .IM BIG, YOU'RE SMALL! Deal with it
Dan: The size of my pee-pee is irrelivant. I came back because flies are all around angel grove and theyre spitting acid on everything and melting the buildings. I own a condo out here and I dont want them to mess it up even though my house in Japan is better.
Zack: Alright uh okay... flies?
Dan: I mean, BEES, THATS RIGHT...
Zack: How can they be melting the buildings then?
Dan: I mean theyre stinging everything and everyone so they hurt.
Zack: Alright let me get Billy...
Dan: NO! YOU CAN'T
Zack: How do you even know who Billy is?
Dan: Because I DO IM COOLER
and Billy farted once!
Zack: Okay, so uh... let me talk to Alpha
Tommy: No I will cause I am the lea...
Zack kicks Tommy RIGHT IN THE NUTS and he falls down.
Zack teleports over to the command center.
Alpha: Hi Zack, ready to give me another Token hip hop lesson?
Zack: No, theres lots of Bees and theyre pissing everyone off
Zordon: Yeah all the bees in the entire world are here, well at least 80% so get rid of them and I'll call the others to help.
Zack: how do you know
Zordon: It's on Wikipedia
Zack: alright, It's morphin time!
Zack: MASTABA... DON!
He goes downtown and eats a sandwich and goes online to myspace.com to add more friends to his list, oh shit Myspace doesnt exist yet it's 1994 SORRY.
Dan: Okay I'm here too and I got here quick. DINO, BUCKLER!
He transforms into the Blue Ranger
Zack: Cool another ranger... nigga.
tO BE CONTINUED