Requests

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Pairing: McShep
What you want one of the characters to say: "Fine!! I'll blow you in the jumper, but NOT while you're flying it."
Plot: How about discovery!fic, wherein someone (or multiple someones) find out about their relationship.
Rating: as high as you can get it...what's higher than NC-17?

John pouted, Rodney twitched.
"NO!"
"Pleeaaassee!!!!" John begged. Ford and Bates, Elizabeth and Teyla, and Zelenka and Beckett watched in strange fascination at what was happening in the puddle jumper. Bates and Ford were in the security office watching on one of Atlantis's screens. Elizabeth and Teyla were in Teyla's quarters watching on the laptop from a camera they'd installed purely for this purpose. Zelenka and Beckett were in Carson's room which had direct hook-ups to the medical lab’s mainframe which monitored the gate room and puddle jumper bay at all times.

"What’s going on?" Ford muttered squinting at the screen.
"I have no idea sir," Bates responded over Ford’s shoulder, looking as confused and as fascinated as Ford.

Elizabeth and Teyla grinned, catching Rodney and John in the act was the reason they'd installed the camera, and thus proving to everyone that what they said was true, not to mention they’d win the bet. They lounged back on the bed and balanced the laptop on their legs as they watched.

Zelenka and Beckett gapped at the computer screen as they realized what was happening.
"I don't believe it!" Beckett muttered. Zelenka pushed his glasses up and zoomed in. "Radek! This is private we shouldn’t be spying on them." Radek gave him a look over his glasses, he’d been spending way to much time with Rodney. Beckett gave him a stern one back, he still remembered the last time Rodney had gotten into the video feed, he shivered, but gave up at Rodney's next words.

"I will not blow you in the puddle jumper Major!"

Ford who'd been leaning forward in his chair fell off and Bates' jaw dropped.

Elizabeth and Teyla burst out laughing. This was way more amusing then they’d ever imagined.

"Wait, I still can't see, zoom in more," Beckett snapped at Radek forgetting his earlier hesitation and moving closer to his colleague and lover.

"Plleeaassee!!! I blow you in the lab!"

"Eeww, I will never be able to work in there again," Radek grimaced.
"You already have!" Radek nearly fell off the bed and Carson was about to laugh, "And in the medical bay," but gapped in shock at those words and then it was Radek’s turn to laugh.

Bates and Ford did not want to hear this about their commanding officer.
"Turn it off!" Ford begged covering his ears as he pulled himself up. Bates reached forward and flipped the off switch, but it didn't go off. "Why is it still there?" Ford asked, wide eyed and panicky.
"I don't know sir." Bates muttered flipping the switch several more times. "There must be a malfunction." Ford groaned and Bates looked at him out of the corner of his eye.

"Fine!" Everyone froze, all eyes flying to the two men on the screen. They watched as Rodney sighed in surrender and Sheppard kissed him hard. "I'll blow you in the jumper, but NOT while you're flying it," Rodney grumbled, “Now take off your damn cloths.”

Ford sputtered. "I'm never flying with him again." Bates raised an eyebrow and looked at Ford. “What I didn’t know about this! What they say about team mates knowing everything about each other!? Total bullshit!” He panicked as the cloths started coming off. The last thing Ford ever wanted to see was two of his closest friends getting naked and steamy. Seriously the lens of the camera was starting to fog and it was on the other side of the room.

Elizabeth choked on her drink when John suddenly flung off his shirt and started a less then innocent embrace with Rodney. Suddenly Teyla shut the laptop.
“Hey!” Elizabeth protested…then she saw the look in the Athosian warrior’s eyes. She wasn’t complaining for long.

Carson blushed as Rodney and John kissed, backing into the puddle jumper, but still within view of the camera. Rodney pressed John against the wall of the jumper and his hands disappeared down into John’s pants. Radek wiped of his glasses, put them back on and squinted at the screen.
“I cannot see anything!” he pouted after a moment and Carson looked away from his voyeurism to study his lover’s face.
He frowned, paused, then smiled lecherously. “We can do something else!” he suggested, Radek raised an eyebrow.

Ford watched transfixed as Rodney suddenly pushed John up against the inner wall of the puddle jumper.
“Whoa, guess the Major’s not the dominate one in that relationship.” He muttered, and then caught himself. “I can’t believe I just said that.” Bates tapped him on the shoulder. “What?”
“Look.” He pointed to two of the other screens. Ford turned and his jaw dropped when on one screen he saw Teyla and Elizabeth engaged in every man’s fantasy and on the other Zelenka and Carson doing something that definitely wasn’t scientific and probably wasn’t medical either, unless he’d missed something during the last three physicals he’d skipped, but then Bates looked as surprised as him so it probably wasn’t that. His throat went dry when Rodney suddenly dropped to his knees and undid the Major’s BDUs. He turned to Bates.
“Aren’t you surprised?” The man’s face was a mask as usual.
Bates shrugged. “Yes, but it doesn’t bother me. Does it bother you?” Bates asked.
Ford frowned and turned back to the screen, he didn’t know if it bothered him or not or what part of it exactly bothered him. He’d never known soldiers that had same sex relations or any soldier that had a relationship with a scientist that might actually work, that was the stuff of stories. Or it might have been the fact that the Major was his closet friend here on Atlantis. He’d thought he’d been the Major’s as well but the fact that he hadn’t been entrusted with what was basically the Major’s biggest secret…well, maybe he wasn’t the Major’s closet friend and yet he still hadn’t known about the Major’s relationship with McKay. And McKay…well, he’d known he wasn’t one of McKay’s nearest and dearest. Until just then, he didn’t think Rodney McKay *had* anyone on Atlantis that fell into that category. At the very least, though Ford thought he was more than an acquaintance, especially after their daily Prime/Not Prime games.
But then, know that he thought about it there were signs. The constant touching, the arguing…wow, when he thought about it, yeah made sense.
Aiden’s thoughts turned back to Bates’ question. Did it bother him? No, not really. Not after seeing them work together for so long, seeing the way they were around each other. Neither of them would ever leave anyone else behind, relationship or not. Ford admitted that he knew for a fact and he’d kick the hell out of anyone who said or thought differently.

Lonely on an alien planet, in an alien world, in an alien universe, it was a humbling thing, especially to soldiers who were trained to not ask questions. Ford turned back to the screen with Rodney and the Major and nearly fainted when he saw Rodney giving the Major what was probably the best blow job of his life. Rodney’s lips were wrapped around the Major’s cock and he was sucking it like a Popsicle, one hand was holding the Major’s hips still and Rodney had gotten a lot stronger in their combat lessons he remembered now, he shivered, he really hoped not all of it came from this, his other hand was between and behind the Major’s legs and even Ford, who’d never ever even thought about this could realize what he was doing.
Ford blushed bright red.
“We shouldn’t be watching this,” he said, Bates turned to him and raised an eyebrow.
“We’re on duty; we can’t shut of the security systems because there might be trouble.” He argued calmly, if he didn’t know any better he’d think Bates didn’t want to shut it off. Ford turned back to the screen. The Major had his head thrown back and his hands were gripping McKay’s shoulders so hard that his knuckles were white, his hips undulated under Rodney’s ministrations and he was biting his lip. Suddenly he let out a keening scream, his head snapping back against the jumper wall. Ford cocked his head to the side, where had McKay’s hands gone this time? Oh….Oh!!! There they were, wow…. Ford’s eyes bugged and Bates’ coughed to hide a laugh at his expression.
“How does he do that?” Ford muttered.
“It’s easy.” Bates said without thinking, Ford’s head snapped around and he stared at the other man in amazement. Tight-ass, trust no one but your self Bates just raised an eyebrow.
“It comes with age.”
Ford raised an eyebrow. “I’m not that young,” he muttered defensively.
“You’re not that old either,” Bates countered.
Ford glared at him, but as usual the man was impervious. He turned back to the screen where Major Sheppard and Dr. McKay were engaged in…extracurricular activities. Rodney was rather enthusiastically sucking Major Sheppard’s dick and the major as actively involved, thrusting his hips and moaning encouragement.
Rodney sucked once more and the major was coming, hard, his knees buckled and he screamed, damn McKay must have been good!

John screamed out Rodney’s name as he came, gripping the other mans shoulders for balance and letting his head fall back against the wall of the puddle jumper. God Rodney was good at that, with his tongue, and his….wow. It felt like someone was setting of fireworks inside him, good fireworks, very, very good fireworks. He groaned he could feel Rodney swallowing, his throat muscles massaging his dick.
When he was done Rodney rocked back on his heels and watched the Major ride out the last waves of his orgasm. He looked so hot right after sex, skin glistening, eyes closed, face relaxed, unguarded, flushed. He always looked so sleepy, his eyes glazed and hooded. Rodney loved watching him like this.
Sheppard opened his eyes and saw Rodney watching him. He smiled, feeling lazy and relaxed and sated.
“Okay, next time I’ll blow you in the gate room.”

In the security room Ford was too occupied to hear their last words as they left the jumper bay, Bates had three fingers in Ford’s ass and Ford’s cock in his mouth and was showing him exactly how Rodney had done that thing with his hands and then he was coming and everything else fell away like rain as he arched and cried out, pretty sure it was Bates’ name that made it out but not entirely sure because he wasn’t entirely sure he was fully conscious either.

He gasped, blinking the sweat out of his eyes as he came down off whatever cloud he’d been on; Bates loomed above him, still hard and wow, he was right to smirk. He looked like he wanted to ask him something but Ford just spread his legs and gripped the other man’s arms as he slowly pressed in.
It hurt at first, a burning pressure, then a pop and he was fully in, holding still, waiting for Ford to adjust before fucking him through the table Ford had checked maps and argued with him over almost everyday.

Bates grunted as he thrust, Aiden cried out as his cock brushed that special spot inside him, then screamed when Bates gripped his cock, the table shook as both men came, then collapsed and Ford’s last thought was he hoped the table didn’t break.